Be me

>be me
>penis inspection day coming up
>this weird kid wanted to skip school to get out of it
>we tell him lots of kids don't pass, how high the new standards are
>tell him the only way out is to become trans
>mfw he says he will
>we tell him it'd be a hate crime if they make a girl do penis inspection day
>he comes in next day with a black eye and arms covered in cigar burns
>he told his drunk deadbeat stepdad to use zir pronouns from now on
>told his stepdad he was a girl called trixie
>Mfw when he got the crap beat out of him
>Mfw he has to do penis inspection day
>mfw he didn't pass

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Pretty much everyone passed penis inspection day at my school. I kind of wish it had been more rigorous, because I know people from other schools who had difficult penis inspection days and they're way better people now for it.

I thought Penis Inspection Day was a meme created by Americans.

Everybody made a big deal out of it but it wasn't so bad for me, the inspection lady was so impressed she took a photo to show people

Wtf does benis inspection day really exist?

>Penis inspection day
>All the cut kids passed while all the uncut kids failed
why is the schooling system so Jewish?

Yes. If you have benis shorter than 16 cm then you'll be fucked in the ass

It's a real thing dudee, for instances

We had Penis Inspection Day on the same day that the girls had Menstruation Day. They brought all the girls into the auditorium and showed them a film about getting their first period. While that was going on, they brought all of us guys into the gym for Penis Inspection.

What a weird day.

Penis inspection day opened my eyes to the JQ. My buddy told me I'd fail if I wasn't cut, that our principle mr shmuel Goldman would see to it.

He was right. I started reading David duke that same night and nothing was the same.

What's the point of Penis inspection day and where the hell does this happen?

'Murica

Anywhere that isn't the third or developing world, poorfag.

No shit. Where in 'murica

Big men touchs your ochinchi with their big hands and watchs if you keep your penis clean

You have to pass penis inspection day to graduate.
Underage b&.

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>tfw you didn't pass your last school penis inspection so you're cut off from government benefits

The school nurse / doc checks your penis to determine if its developing correctly and to make sure that you dont have deases. Some boys suffer for example from phemosis and no one knows it because they are too embarrased to talk with someone about it.

What the fuck are you faggots talking about?

It was so fucking embarrassing; imagine having a three inch dick at 15 and having to go through penis inspection day with all your friends

>work new job
>penis inspection day
>most nurses on penis inspection day are ugly nigger whores
>day comes
>she's a cute white girl my age
>"H-hi I'm here for the inspection"
>think about sexual shit
>dick actually gets pretty sizable
>nurse is impressed
>"Wow user, your penis is very large, and healthy too! Maybe after work we can-"
>she notices something
>I'm a virgin and she can somehow tell
>"Oh my god, are you a virgin
>miss out on the handjob reward you get for being healthy
>tfw no qt nurse gf because I'm a virgin

We told this one kid his inspector was a pedo who secretly filmed some kid before. He refused to have his inspection. The teachers had to literally pin him down on the floor, screaming and shit.

We told him we were bullshitting after and he starting trying to punch everyone and crying

>be me and my tomodachi's
>we go into tard class on some program where we help them draw and shit
>tell them about penis inspection day
>tell them they just cut it off if you don't pass
>keep telling them this shit all week
>mfw penis inspector shows up
>mfw tard class descends into anarchy and they throw chairs at her