It is my sister's birthday. what would you give her?

it is my sister's birthday. what would you give her?

A barbell set. Helga looks like she can bench press Russias GDP

a treadmill

slimfast

You said it was her birthday a few days ago.

cowbell

An Al Franken special

Dick in a box.

What would I give her if...? If what? I don't typically give gifts to strangers.

it's her birthday everyday

a smaller cake & a treadmill

AIDS

my cock in her ass

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A blowjob.

A new skirt.

A giant load in her butt.

A tubal ligation.

Big Black Cock

Time alone.

Herpes and PTSD

Penis