We're doing a secret Santa at work and I drew the hot girl. She's kind of a bitch, but I have to get her a gift now

We're doing a secret Santa at work and I drew the hot girl. She's kind of a bitch, but I have to get her a gift now.
>Limit is 25 bucks
>not getting a sex toy
Ideas?

She looks like the pic except slightly older

love balls and she has to wear them at work

bump

PUBG

Buy ‘sexy santa’ outfit, one that is too small too fit
Ebay cheap as shit

We work in an office. I need good ideas

Get her a scarf and spray it with a specific cologne that you wear and that is subtle, then everytime she's near you there will be something familiar about you. It's a mildly Pavlovian way to get her to melt in your hands.

a mold of your dick dildo

get her a webcam but hack it so you can remotely see it

Enema kit

Inappropriate. I'm not trying to get fired here

that is a awesome idea

Give her herpes, it’s the gift that keeps on giving!!!

I don't want to fuck her. Her voice sounds like Fran crossed with the wife from Married With Children. Plus she has no ass. Damn shame honestly.

Then anytime she's away from her work station and leaves her scarf unattended, spray a little more cologne so the smell never leaves her.

Gift food basket with sausage, oysters, olive oil, buns and a bottle of tequila.

It's not about what you want, user. Think of the greater good. Sup Forumsros out there will be getting laid like there's no tomorrow, all because you pioneered this idea.

bumping with pics of redheads

Post a pic of her, with the face blurred

>Sup Forumstards getting laid
good one

wine glasses. basic bitches love wine.

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not bad

Come on you faggots. Do I have to make this a trap thread to get responses?