Thought it was ok to undermine australian law

>Thought it was ok to undermine australian law
>Gets his shit pushed up into his stomach by the long dick of australian customs
>Apologizes profusely
>Thinks it's ok to then go mock australia on international talk shows
Who's laughing now Johnny?
We took your mother.
We took your bitch.
Now you're going to loose your money.
This is what happens when you fuck with Australia.
>People still don't know about Australia's power level.

I wish you would have executed him

>Australians think THEY caused this

>that it was not in fact caused by him insulting trump

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Johnny will receive a fate worse than death.

>australia thinks it makes a ripple on the world stage

>cutlet
Good goy

Its spelled LOSE, not LOOSE. Your mom has a loose pussy.

Barnaby Joyce A.K.A Hannibal Lector really did a number on poor Johnny.

Trump is just an Australian puppet leader.

Where do you think Trump got his anti-immigration ideas?

Ever heard of a little thing called "Fuck off we're full"?

How could she go back to a boy like Johnny Depp after she had met a man like Barnaby Joyce?

FULL OF CHINKS!

You seem to know a lot about that americuck.
That word isn't in my vocabulary, I'm an australian. I only know win.

>America influencing the world stage is something to brag about

It's not the 1980's anymore Hank.

Aye I watch them sometimes, I sail myself.

>went to Hiroshima
>never apologized

>nigger is your leader

Australia confiscated his dogs, now he can't find his wife.

>nobody on the planet can name your leader, cause nobody cares

yep, wut a cuck,

Even australians because we don't care either.
You however seem to deeply care about your nigger boss.

Best day of his presidency.

The people turned on him when he got ugly

God he looks like shit now. Dont do drugs kids.
I cant imagine going from being beautiful and one of the most lusted after people in the world to a fat greasy drug addled recluse. Marlon Brando's impact i guess.

Every four to eight years we get a new boss.

You'll still always be sandy piece of discarded British real estate.

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But he still gets to be Johnny Depp and you'll continue to be an inbred cuckchild of a stunted exile bloodline who lives in a shitty poisonous desert full of stabby petrol goblins with crocodiles in every puddle of water that manages to form and not instantly be filled up by drowned spiders.