Greentext stories thread?

Greentext stories thread?

I'll start.

>be me, 19
>play league a lot, in a discord server where you can find people to play with
>meet this girl through a friend
>she's fucking 10/10
>acting all flirty, sending me pics of herself doing all kinds of cool shit
>parachute jumping, amazing art she's made, etc
>is a qt3.14 asian
>get excited
>"she's into me" i think
>go back and forth on discord for a while, climb to plat with her in flex queue
>decide to take the biggest step my beta ass can make towards making this shit happen
>"do you have a snapchat?"
>she's silent for a second
>"n-... no, i don't have a phone at the moment"
>get a little suspicious
>ask her who the fuck is taking all these bomb ass pictures if she hasn't got a phone
>gets all defensive and asks why it matters
>at this point i'm kinda pissed off
>"jeez, alright, fuck, i just wanted to add you on snapchat"
>suddenly she says "you've been acting like a real asshole recently"
>wat
>"what the fuck are you talking about?
>"if i need to explain it to you then you're even more of an asshole for not noticing"
>get confused
>hit up friends for advice
>one of them jokes that she might be a catfish
>start thinking about it
>all the pictures she sends me are... facebook-esque
>all the cool shit, no pics of her just in her house without makeup, etc
>remain suspicious but don't say anything
>we're at the point now where if we don't start talking soon we're never going to talk again
>decide "fuck it" and pop the question
>"look i've just been acting weird lately because you've been on my mind so much, would you ever consider a long distance relationship?"
>leaves the call immediately
>confused as fuck
>decide not to be a desperate fag and just don't message her
>about an hour later she sends me a message
>"i feel horrible telling you this"
>here we go
>i fucking knew it
>she's a fucking catfish
>get angry just watching the fucking typing animation
>message comes through
>"im actually a guy"

continued...

if you didnt fuck him after that long-ass story I bet you are a faggot.

Woooaaahh

>i
>fucking
>knew it
>quickly message back "so then who is the girl in those pictures?"
>get a message
>"no you don't understand" he says
>"the person in the pictures is me"
>mind
>fucking
>blown
>"you're a fucking trap?"
>silent for a good ten minutes
>"well... yes"
>oh my fucking god
>i've been flirting for months with a fucking trap
>"so then why the fuck didn't you tell me when i first met you?"
>"i just kinda never got the chance at first, and then things started getting flirty and stuff, and i just didn't want to let you down because i think you're a nice guy"
>mfw he called me a fucking nice guy
>"i know this is probably really weird for you but having the talk and telling people i'm a guy is a big turn off for some people and a lot of them just unfriend me right away" he says
>"i thought we became pretty good friends and i was just scared of losing you" he adds
>feeling conflicted now
>she... he... well, he was definitely a convincing girl
>even over text
>get to thinking about what it would be like to actually date a trap
>never had a single gay thought in my life, now i can't help it
>message back "so i guess you're already in a relationship too then?"
>instant response "no"
>get weirdly excited for some reason
>is this it? am i into traps now?
>for fucks sake
>"how far along are you with being a girl?" i find myself asking
>"i never plan to go all the way, i want to keep my dick" he responds
>find that even more exciting for some reason
>"don't you ever get called out in public?" i ask
>"no, but i do get hit on by guys a lot"
>fucking raging boner now
>why the fuck is this getting me so hard?

continued...

online relationships arent real faggot

Go on

It's actually really sweet what's going on here op. A faggot sweetness for sure, but a welcome one.

>decide 'fuck it' and just tell him
>"look... i don't have a fucking clue why, but i'm finding this really... weirdly captivating"
>try to sound as little like a creep as humanly possible
>"captivating?" he asks
>"i mean... look, i'm not gay, but you're cute as fuck" i respond
>"and the fact that you're actually a guy just makes you even cuter, for some reason, i dunno"
>he's silent for a good while
>"i'm getting a new phone next week" he finally responds
>"you can add me on snapchat when i get it"
>painful week of anticipation goes by
>try to play some league, act like everything's normal, but i can't get my fucking mind off this snapchat thing for some reason
>finally see the friend request drop through
>i'm hype
>decide to send him a 'hello' snap
>before i even get a chance to select a filter i get a notifcation from him
>body shot of him in a white top and a short purple skirt
>mfw he captions it "this is me"
>screenshot that shit instantly
>he responds "hey" in a playful manner
>"you better keep this up" i respond, half-jokingly
>"i want cute snaps of you every day" i add
>and so begins our daily snapchat routine
>each snap ends up getting more and more suggestive
>sends me pics facing his back to the mirror with his skirt hiked up
>sends me pics peeking down his top
>wearing a fucking bra with a cat shaped keyhole in the middle
>just about bust a fucking nut right there and then
>one day notice he's sent me a message
>"so like.. does this count as a long term relationship, or what?" he asks
>think about it for a moment
>"...i'm game if you are" i finally respond
>"deal"
>none of my friends know that she's a he
>all think i'm dating this super hot gamer girl
>if they ever found out the truth i'd never live it down

continued...

How far you ve fallen OP

man keep going hahahah

keep going

Show us some photos

Pics or it didn't happen

>>be me, 19
>>play league a lot, in a discord server where you can find people to play with
Fucking normalfags

Go back to Sup Forums. I all but guarantee that you are not as intelligent or eccentric as you think you are.

>Sup Forums
You do realize that Sup Forums uses Discord, right?

Fucking faggot.

Wtf does that have to do with shit? Sup Forums is also the board calling everyone else normalfags and smelling their own farts.

What is wrong with someone smelling his farts user

Something's seriously wrong with who the fuck doesn't smell their farts?

Gimme more

pic attached is him doing some fire dancing

>both really into gorillaz
>new album drops, tour dates come out
>find out they're doing a show in paris
>fucking fireworks go off inside my brain
>how awesome would that be
>if i got us both tickets to the show and paid for plane tickets for both of us
>decide i'm going to do it, but i don't want to let him in on the secret
>toy with ideas about eventually meeting up in person
>he says "i dont really have the kind of money for plane tickets and stuff, it'd have to be a while"
>he has no idea
>busting my ass with overtime, living off ramen, etc
>casually ask if there's any time of year he wouldn't be able to come over
>"no, i'm pretty much good all year round"
>fucking perfect
>concert tickets bought, now the plane tickets
>the tickets, combined with the paris hotel reservations leave me broke as a motherfucker
>but i d o i t f o r h e r
>gets to a month before the concert
>call him
>"i have a surprise" i say
>"ooh boy what is it?" he asks
>"i got you an early christmas present" i respond
>"well come on, tell me" he says, excitedly
>"i got us tickets for the gorillaz show in paris. plane tickets too"
>he starts crying
>god he even acted like a girl when he got emotional
>"i can't fucking wait to meet you" he says
>hits me right in the fucking feels
>"me too" i respond

continuuueeed~

Congrats user, I hope things turn out well. Long distance relationships suck.

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Disapoint.jpg

thats some extrem aspie autismo league player virgin basement dweller shit right there man, get a real girlfriend, go to a club and do drugs or something

TRAPS ARE GAY LUL

hurry the fuck up and continue

I personally smell my farts all the time.

Keep em coming

This better fucking end well, OP. I’m rooting for you here

he told it was a catfish in the beginning how could it end well?

This is amazing. Screencaped

Well said.Also someone screencap it pls

>The day finally comes
>Meet in Paris
>Looks kinda fucked up in person, like a drug addict
>Smells like a mix of smoke, tooth decay, and piss
>Don't want to be weird so we go back to the hotel
>What have I done
>I dragged this priest to Paris, we have to fuck now
>Try not to gag as he immediately sticks his tongue down my throat
>Try to get hard but can't
>He is diamonds
>Let him fuck me now I have aids.

>catfished on League Find
Kill yourself lmao

OMEGAKEK

Stop the 20min typing and show a good pic.

Also I hope for you that this ends well

nice troll xd

Wtf is up with all this gay faggot trap shit. Just say your a faggot and
> /thread
Stop trying to justify the simple fact that your a faggot aight queer ass dick loving homosexual

Kek

Hurry up fag. We are all waiting...

more pics NAOUGH

fag

Top kek-ed

It’s ok, sophomore year is hard.

whoa there buddy, we're literally all fags here

You got it wrong mate, feelings make it cute. Cute is above and beyond faggotry

keep going

I'm with with you on that one buddy.

Exactly

come on
im captivated idk why

C'mon user

Bamp

her dick better not be ol' Nessy again

Yea OP I'm finding this... weirdly captivating

but was the dick feminine?

user where have you gone, we're all waiting.

him on the left. you ain't getting lewds, leg pics are as close as you'll get. dunno who the girl/guy on the right is, but they thicc

>the time comes
>got us a week stay
>arrive on the 20th november, concert is on the 24th, leave on the 27th
>standing in airport, waiting
>don't need to hold up a sign, i know exactly who i'm looking for
>see him walk out of the crowd
>has a white suitcase with pink flowers all over it
>perfect
>sees me and runs to me
>drops his suitcase, hugs me
>he's... soft
>soft like i thought a woman might be, which caught me by surprise, all things considered
>hair smells fucking amazing
>"why the fuck did you do this" he whispers, jokingly
>wish i had some kind of cool, witty reply but i didn't, just hugged
>"let's get something to eat" i finally say
>go to this cute little cafe on the way to the hotel
>get croissants, of course, and coffee
>probably the cutest girl in the city, and he isn't even a girl
>tell him as much
>blushes and giggles
>i literally could not tell he was male, not one tiny bit
>drag our bags the rest of the way to the hotel
>unpack
>jumps on the bed and gives me bedroom eyes in a joking manner
>"don't tempt me" i tease
>we end up laying down together and cuddling a bit
>i'm a little bit hesitant about... actually doing it, now that i was actually here
>quickly cave in, kiss and cuddle some more, but nothing goes further than that
>yet
>we've spent most of the day just lying on this bed, holding each other
>"let's go for dinner" i suggest
>brought a good amount of spending money, but i wasn't about take him to some five star michelin restaurant
>Find this nice bistro place, i have fish, he has soup
>playfully stick a straw in his soup to steal some
>burn my tongue on the soup
>he laughs
>"you better kiss it better" i tease
>"oh i will"

coooooontiiiiiiiiiiinuuuuuuuuueeeeeeeed

would shorter, quicker posts be better than this longer, slower ones?

Possibly, yes.

Longer ones. Keep it up OP.

hmmm...may prevent thread death. i dont mind waiting though.

Thats the gayest shit ive ever seen

Shorter and quicker is good. Also fuck lewds I want to see the face

I agree, show us the cute trap face

Try looking into a mirror, your mind will be blown by how much gayer you look

fuck this is gay as hell but i still wanna know what happens

>Gay shit
>OP
>Fucking a trap
The hell are you expecting user?

This shit is SO cute omfg

This is the wildest ride, man....

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Fuck off randy

You're a faggot and you should kill yourself.

Frig off Randy!

Mirrors break in front of me im really like -10/10

hhhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

frick off, randy!1

what is this supposed to meeN?

tbh, if it was two hairy manly men it would be a lot more gay.

Shut the hell up moron

Happy times.

FRIG OFF RANDY

Hurry up cuck

How about just stopping instead, faggot.

Fuck off

When op introduces qt Asian (((girl))) to parents he will be bamboozled when asked when they will have the kids

Hmmmm i think they should touch their balls without saying nohomo for 100% gayness

Longer ones, keep going OP, it's nice.

Talking, talking, talking, preventing dead thread, talking, blah, blah, blah....

How about get off this thread dumbass

Fuck off

Nigga you gay

i knew league players were gay

Type fast feg. I'm a wagie and have to get to bed soon

that would be an unholy amount of gayness yes

Sage goes in all fields, fucking faggot

DONT EVEN GO THERE BRO NO.

Dont make me toss you off a building gayboi

I respect OP's lifestyle but does anyone have some greentexts that aren't gay?

conformist

Screencapping all of this
Great story OP
Cont
This is obligatory
Op is a faggot

Story is cute as fuck but I seriously can't see myself get excited if a trap hits on me. Was kind of hoping a story like this might convince me otherwise but dicks are just so damn gross.