Would you rather bring a caring, loving, loyal friend into your home...

Would you rather bring a caring, loving, loyal friend into your home? Or a silent picky autist who's bound for fits of random violence?

Seems like such a hard choice.

Both are ok, cats are easier dogs are smarter but not for all

Not a bit ashamed but my ex wife and I had 13 cats and every one was as loving as the next. I would fall asleep in my recliner literally covered in love.

Both.

And semen, you raging faglord.
I bet your ex wife (male) left you for a nigger, you cuck,.

Get to bed.

You have school in the morning.

You like nigger fantasies don't you?

Technically she left because she worked for the drug task force and I bought more weed in town than most other a combined. So glad to be out of that relationship honestly.

Not sure how my school schedule affect your homosexuality, you crusty queer.

Because your teacher fucks you in the ass.

Random acts of carnivorous violence have always worked for me.

a dog, because cats make for really, really shitty pets. and the only one's who would disagree are those who've never owned a large dog.

It's okay to be mad sometimes. Also was my only reply to you.

Hey we had a German Shepard on top of the 13 cats and I disagree.

Is that some projecting I'm sensing? Damn you gay.
So a degenerate hussy faggot who also did drugs.
Hell is the only place for you now.

C'mon now thats not a real place and drugs are the best

Your dad sniffed your butthole as you slept when you were younger.

The holy book disagrees with you, you fuck.

I have giant schnauzer and also disagree if not my allergy for cats I would have one. Cats are cool have personality

If he did, I wouldn't know...I was asleep.
Still not nearly as gay as you.

Suck an elephant seal's dick.

Which one exactly? There's like a bazillion.

Again with the projecting
You tell me, what year is it again? 2017 "AD", know what AD means? That one that won.

You did know... you even stopped wiping just for him.

Somebody saw Louis new stand up recently...

Who said I agree that it's 2017?

That's the first thing you think about, you must be a scat seeking cum breath.

Suck a mountain goat's ass.

So what year is it? when you sign a check, do you put 1000000000 on it? any time a date is needed, what do you write?

See, nasty. You must be a sandnigger

So this is your proof that god exists?

what if all your snapchat friends are silent picky autists who have bouts of random violence? I need new girl friends

The good book is my proof, for it is the word of God himself.

You're killing me...

Yeah 400$ in food a month. No thanks

God I hope I am, sending you straight into the pit would be an honor to me.

My sweet baby cat talks to me all the time. She doesn't get into fights that often, never with me, she has deserved a spanking sometimes for being a brat but not often... I love falling asleep and waking up with her with me

But that would go against your commandments and you'd be chillin right next to me eventually

Rhetorical question. Would you like to talk about your current living situation, user?

Get a Maine coon. They have a dogs personality without the neediness.

Had both. Dogs are great but they need so much attention and require you to plan your life around their needs.

Honestly, don't know where I'm going with this anymore, so I'm calling it quits early.

That's what I thought bitch

Why tf would anyone not pick a cute doggo or kit and instead choose a btard? Tf op! Gtfo here.

cats

But you are a faggot for owning 13 cats.

Lel

We're all faggots here friend. Even you. Which again goes against your novel.

Yeah, but at least I can say I'm a faggot that didn't own 13 cats.

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You can't make me feel bad for living in a fun environment with so much love. The ex wife read your novel to and like I said so glad to be outta there.

I have both. My dog is awesome but hyper af. My cat is alright sometimes but when I pet him I have to be very careful so he doesn't scratch me.

Probably smells dog on you.