What's a computer?

>What's a computer?

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An p000ter is

An electrical device that carries out complex mathematical algorithms in order to view and produce memes

rocks and shit crushed together and tricked into thinking with lightning

This fucking commercial made me physically angry. Normally I don't care about dumb ads, but this one drove me absolutely bonkers.

That stupid fucking commercial gets my jimmies all rustled. Fuck you apple

That last line is what made me a bit upset. It's not as if computers are going away, so why the fuck did they add that line?

This is the kind of people Apple markets to, idiots. Androgynous faggots that have no intelligence.

If you own anything Apple you are a dumb fuck.

Can someone please explain the commercial? I haven't watched TV in years.

I feel like they legitimately think kids nowadays are branching away from using desktops/have no idea how to use them. I don't fucking understand how, but I can't see any other reason.

inb4
>"it's probably just a joke"

IF that's the case, that's a woeful excuse for one.

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>computer
an electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

the fuck does the bozo who created this commercial think an ipad does?

This 14 year old lesbian leaves her house to go spend the day outside with her iPad. She uses its features to do different shit that no one ever does with their iPad other than use video chat.

At the end of the commercial the lesbian is in her backyard using her iPad and her nigger neighbor comes outside and asks the lesbian "what are you doing on your computer"?

The 14 year old lesbian responds with "what's a computer?".

End of iPad commercial.

God dammit, nigger I said explain

youtube.com/watch?v=G9FGgwCQ22w

>typically in binary form
>typically

is it weird that I want to shove my cock in her?

i wish i could store data in ducks instead of binary

>what is a hex file?

I still haven't seen this commercial

I fucking cringe every time i see that commercial... fucking apple trying too claim they aren't computers anymore, just to get there own patent claims going.

lmao wtf

What's a TV?

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Thought it was just me who can't stand that commercial

you a pedo? no... i feel like she might be a HE based on apples lefty ruin.

>i wish i could store data in ducks instead of binary

What is stopping you?

I'm still a newfag, don't know how to embed properly

>what's a penis

Binary, you fucking idiot.

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Hey kid imma compooter.

is that a male or a female?

not like the slack-jawed faggots around here can tell the difference anyway

>2017

no I was wtfing at the commercial. you did fine mate

>14 year old lesbian: check
>nigger: check
>slogan aimed at retards: check
'tis apple alright

Oi, thanks fam

she looks 14-15 to my eyes, with a perfectly functioning reproductive system. no pedo

Oi Oi bruv

Sure sure, But the question is.... IS IT A SHE?

Im also wondering were the hell the pro apple leftist shmucks are...

I think that when someone says computer we think PC
Apple know this and want to rebrand name so it's like apple stuff is no computer but something better
Tldr fuck apple

looks feminine enough for me. I have an iphone and a macbook pro, can't say if that makes me a pro apple schmuck but that commercial isn't helping the image.

It is, presumably. Its finger nails were painted all different colors.

Plus it had that Rebecca Sugar-style haircult.
So y'know. "muh quirkiness"

>I have an iphone and a macbook pro
How many cocks were in your mouth today?

*haircut

>haircult
kek you fucking idiot. learn how to spell

Intresting fact is that no one say in this Comercial if this person is women or man no she and no he given

nostalgic kek.

It's satire. But really, Fuck apple like this user says

Eh, you dont act like a Leftist jerkwad so ill file you under the betterpart of the apple fanbase.
Sure, but you dont think some transgender boy would do those things? Could be wrong though, wouldn't be the first time.

To be fair, normalfags don't need computers, i.e. desktops anymore.

Literally all they do is browse facebook/snapchat/other shit social media

The only people that will use desktops in a few years, are the programmers making shit for the normies

how dare you question her gender you shitlord

Yeah, that was my exact thought the first time i saw it. Why do you think they ALWAYS refer to there other products as 'mac book' and shit like that. FUCK THAT.

fuck you. nice trips though

Considering it's Apple we're talking about here, it totally could be a boy and everyone missed it.

Fuck them either way.

HOW DARE YOU ASSUME THERE GENDER SHITLORD? seriously though... who the fuck cares, we will likely never know unless people turn it into its own thing just to prove everyone else wrong...

Trips have spoken. Nostalgia thread

"Rick and Morty"? Only a plebeian worm would engage in viewing broadcasts of such a sad and idiotic show. Unlike you low IQ apes, I please my optical sensors with only the finest of entertainment. I'll bet that you're inquiring as to what source of entertainment I am referring to. Although I don't expect you to comprehend it, the television show in question is "Young Sheldon". You see, the humor is vastly superior to that of "Rick and Morty". First of all "Rick and Morty" relies heavily on improvisional comedy, while the intellectual humor of "Young Sheldon" is scripted and well thought out before being presented to an audience. Second of all "Rick and Morty" is extremely unfaithful to its source material (Back to the Future, for you simpletons) while "Young Sheldon" is just as good if not better than watching "The Big Bang Theory". I could go on and on about how "Rick and Morty" is vastly inferior to "Young Sheldon" but I highly doubt that you have the mental capability to process such logic. So if you'll excuse me, I'm going to pour a glass of brandy whilst I redigest the latest episode of "Young Sheldon" so I can make an entry about it to the "Young Sheldon" wikia. Hopefully, I can forget about ever having the displeasure of interacting with you. Sigh... How tedious.
Pic is me. Say what you will about my looks, but I AM intellectually SUPERIOR to you brainlets.

stop being ableist

A MISERABLE PILE OF SECRETS

This thread became reddit. Fucking faggots. Peace.

>THERE

don't be a typical cis shitlord, user.

I feel like playing minecraft now on my 'not computer' appleshit device
Reeee

it's something you shove up your pooper like a sharpie

Hannah Alligood is the actress (or) actor name.

you really expect people to read that pasta?

nice trips
what's pasta?

>android fag detected

Do i pick up a hint of sarcastic ableistism? I dont fucking know, thats why im asking.
Fucking hate people who after several thousand years of rage decided that need to create a hundred other sex's just so they can be unique.
I IDENTIFY AS A JEWISH NAZI SUPERMAN FROM JUPITER, fuck everyone who says otherwise.

Hannah Alligood

android is superior in every way possible

yummy

crine

>what's pasta

To be this new...

? hello?

A device for viewing porn

noooo, fuck reddit as agreed... but i only bring out bait... come back Sup Forumsro

Hey there, faggot, whats a computer?

>tech illiterate apple retard spotted

>what's pasta?
lurk moar faggot

I personally like linguini.

Honestly any child who feigns ignorance in response to an adults question needs to be cuffed so hard on the back of her head that her braces bend.

That purposefully made the kid androgynous to pander to retards who think there’s more than two genders

I like apple for the sole reason that they have not caved and given the us govt. access to their phones and shit

Is it weird that I want to shove her face in a meat grinder?

I would shove 17 Galaxy S8 +'s up my ass before I bought a single Apple product.

Meat grinder, you say?

@753213864
lol fuck off newfag

Yes. That's pretty weird.

mfw people actually believe any major corporations are refusing government requests.

wut son...

Stop kink shaming me shitlord

this. seriously. stop kink shaming xe/xim/xer and DONATE TO TRANS PEOPLE. IF YOU DON'T DONATE, YOU ARE NOT A TRANS ALLY.

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I want to hurt your face.

He's reading a Justice League comic.
Holy shit it is all connected.

I'd like to see you try, shitlord.

fucking kek

I bet you would.

don't post Billy Paxton. he was a huge trans ally.