Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host

Hi everyone its fortune time with osaka as your host

Hehe I'm back after a long time how have you all been doing or you don't want to say either way I hope you had a good day

The rules
>hugs for anyone that ask
>saying sata andagi will give you a dream fortune instead of your normal one
>fortunes can range from decent to shit
>fortunes might take some time to make
>discussion is accepted
>one fortune per user
>I have the right to refuse service
>any bad fortune will happen to you
>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

My discord channel also welcome is just welcome not the main chat
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Sata Andagi!
Hello, hello!
Good to see you and your thread again!

Thanks mantis I figured out what got me banned in the first place also I thought Sup Forums was a good place to start again also *hugs*
>your dream fortune says a monkey will slap your belly and laugh out as you wince in pain but the monkey will blow and blow untill it becomes a balloon yay

/b is a great place to Start! Thank you for my fortune, Osaka!

Your welcome mantis and yes its alright I guess

Bump

No more fortunes?

Sometimes, it takes people a little while to wander in.

Maybe I should just try another board tbh

I don't know about that.
Maybe a different day of the week? Time of day?

I usally make them at 6pm pacific time

This is true.
But now that you're back, you can do threads regularly, and people will get used to the schedule.

How can they when no one but you post here?

I don't know.

Well I think I should just move into another board don't you? Also I see that you got new pics of her

fortune pleess

Osaka come back i love you

Hi anou I thought you didn't care anymore thank you for posting hehe *hugs*
>your fortune says the rock you kicked will pop someone else's tires
I'm here anou and do you really?
>your fortune says deceit and lies will get you things and the trust of others but end in pain if found out

Thx! I'm always around but it's kinda hard to catch your threads

>reminder that my fortunes come with risks like thoughts of suicide, limb loss, becoming homeless, retardation, death and becoming a huge faggot

well i'm already at the end of my rope, so why not.

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Hmm. Scary fortune.
Thank Osaka. Why did you get banned?

I mean fortune pls little Osaka.
also your threads are pretty late lol

Also of course I love you!
Strangers are the easiest people to love.

Yeah I never schedule them well hehe that's on me and I did got out of a ban yestarday so hehe I'm back
Hmm aren't most people are and what made you reach this point?
>your fortune says your nose will bleed before the day comes
A what anou?
>your fortune says the panther growl at you for traveling near there path so keep a close guard and protect your neck
I don't think it's scary and they said that I was spamming so they muted me untill they went and gave me a ban for evading another which I did not do
Are they hmm what time do you propose then since I do Pacific hours
Hehe thanks *hugs* and hmm I guess that's true to some extend since but I get nervous talking to people irl so its hard hehe

>Hmm aren't most people

hope not.
>your fortune says your nose will bleed before the day comes

i'm not prone to nosebleeds

Same. It's easier to talk to strangers on the internet though. I wish I had the same lucidity irl that I do online.

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I see and take that as a sign since your not prone to them
Me too but I would like to meet the people I talked to online too bad there are from where im at

Sorry for that it was an accident

Wow I just noticed it's just 9.33pm central time it's not that late tbh I think Im just tired lol

you better be sorry nigger

Oh wow yeah you must and I been starting to sleep earlier but I still feel the same
I am anou *hugs*

i am in dire need of a hug!

Osaka bumps randomly again yay

Have a bump even though I'm too busy to post properly
And a fortune maybe

Maybe getting sexts will liven the thread up

Its worth a shot

Let's try.

Once more?

*Hugs tight* What happen vigne?
>your fortune says all the feeling of worthlessness and panic will only stop once you get near a freeway and think
Thank and you didn't need to do it but thanks
>your fortune says the foundation under your area hides the bones of a rat long ago

I need a huge hug u fat neckbeard come here.

don't laff but i don't even know what a freeway is

Yes maybe it will
>your fortune says a cat with no legs will appear before the six get
>your fortune says someone will spit in your cup if you mention aliens
What are you trying to get?
>your fortune says to leap in to fast
Im not fat *hugs* and my face is smooth
>your fortune says to make prediction based on your own experience
Oh I see well it's a highway and i didn't laugh at all

am i suppose to run into it or something?

Hey wtf you doing bitch? this is my job

i want to cuddleheadpat Osaka ;_;

No you stop there and gaze and wonder on what lead you there
Eh its 8ball your a sex toy in my standards of fortune telling
*pets you* hehe
>your fortune says get new headphones and listen to some chill songs

You lead me there!

I don't want to do that and you matter *hugs* there just predictions after all

>hugs back
well you seem nice, i guess, it wouldnt hurt to give it a try

I don't want you to hurt yourself in the end

Sex toy eh?

you are a kind person because i am vulnerable and you can easily hurt me

Yes what are you thinking about now?
I never want to hurt anyone vigne and I'll try my best to make you feel comfy

thank you osaka! i shall walk around a few highways tomorrow, goodnight!

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Stay safe and don't look at the bottom ok
Hehe too bad 8balls don't have dicks

Bump

Awoo~ hehe thanks and have you gotten a fortune?

Sata andagi!
No, that would be nice if you could.

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Of course I will hehe
>your dream fortune says swimming elephants will drag your house to the middle of the ocean
*stares at the dick* yay your a better sex toy