Hey Sup Forums First time gay sex stories/ gayest thing you've ever done thread

Hey Sup Forums First time gay sex stories/ gayest thing you've ever done thread

Bumpity bump.

Give me attention /bois/

please put that away, mister.

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Get aids, die, and fuck off Sup Forums faggot

Thanks

>Newfriend detected

No u.

sucked a few guys and swallowed all but i dont think im gay

im not gay, but i'd fuck you

I'd love for you to shove your cock in my femboy ass.

Such obvious bait.

Nope. The faggot infestation has gotten worse over the years. Now go get beat up for being a fag, like you did your whole childhood hahahahaha

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Wow that hurts my feelings alot, user.
Are you sure you're not just a stuck up closeted homosexual?

Only doing this because you got double dubs.

oh shit first subs ever

I never had one but I would fuck you until cyborgs are walking among us so I'm probably kinda gay.

Nice job, bud.

Mmmm really?

>I'm a stupid faggot that thinks everybody is really gay and in the closet.
Fixed it

>First time gay sex stories/ g

Fuck off. Die.

You're pretty butthurt for a "straight" guy.

As long as you fuck me first.

The faggot infestation must be exterminated just like it is in other countries. Some body go get aids on the phone so he can do what he does best. Kill the fags like the vermin to society they are

gayest thing is wanting more

I have yet to fulfill my gay fantasies, not sure if I want to fuck, get fucked, or both, but I do know that I would like to suck a cock. had a chance about a year ago, but I decided against it.
I do know that if you presented that ass to me, I would definitely plunge my cock balls deep into it

> 2 months ago horny af
> browsing craigslist for some CD sissy slut
> find one close by that's passable
> neither of us can host so we meet in a park outside of the local middle school
> show up at the park and find a small section of covered woods
>walk through and find sissy slut standing waiting for me
> we make out and I reach down in her panties and feel her hard cock push against me
> unbuckle my pants and rub our cocks together
> eventually get on my knees and start sucking her cock
> continue?

Continue plus nice trips

My thread is now a get thread, bow down to the best femboy on Sup Forums

> suck her cock for a few minutes
> then turn her around and start eating her ass
> stand up and she starts lubing up my cock and jerking me off
> Turn her around and stick my cock in her ass.
> he ass is tight and pulls my cock deeper inside her
>resist the urge to cum and then start pumping away
> grab her by the hips and pull her on to my cock as I ram her hard
> cum
> feelsgoodbro
> Get on my knees and keep sucking her off
> she gets closer to cumming and starts jerking off
> shove my mouth around her cock right as she blows
> hot cum fills my mouth then slides down the back of my throat
> she pulls her dick out of my mouth and we go our separate ways

Found out my roommate was a sissy, used his ass all year then went back to real girls. He still is my kik bitch but he has his now so I'm good.

>Senior year of high school
>My parents went out of town for the night
>My debate partner comes over to work on debate stuff and brings a porn video
>Watch porn video and he keeps saying how his cock is bigger than mine
>We pull pull our hard cocks out and press them against each other to compare
>End up on my knees with a mouth full of cum

>college
>one gay guy in circle of friends
Fuck it. I'm not going to green text. Long story short I'd let him suck my dick when it was just the two of us hang out. He wanted to since he had a crush on me that he'd joke about. I'd play Xbox while he sucked me. I had no problem with it since he was very discreet. Also, I never touched him. He just sucked me.

op pls post more, you're cute

Blew two guys. One of them we used to trade off fucking each other in the ass. Didn't enjoy getting analized but it was worth it to fuck whenever I wanted, plus afterwards we'd play video games and shit, no feelings. We used to joke we were the worst gay guys ever.

It's a great view. Thank you for shaving for us, OP. I've got my routine down to about 20 minutes for my whole body. I do it every Sunday night and don't have really any razor burn or bumps anymore.

>Be me
>straight man
>never been into men
>I just want to be close to someone
>just wanna hang out, have beer together
>maybe play some video games
>get really into it, get really excited, laughing and stuff
>he puts his arm around me
>he pulls me closer to him
>we keep playing
>next chance he gets he puts his cock in my face
>fingers my asshole while I'm sucking him
>then puts cock in my ass
why can't I find any regular friends like this? Just regular straight guys.

I did this

One of my friends (a girl) is super fucking kinky and had a 3some with 2 guys, she invited me over after she was stuffed and make me lick her pussy/ass filled with cum

Sucking cock like that looks kinda fun ngl

I would have liked to jack off watching from a near by bush.

Fuck right off faggot.

>having a bf
>will never have one again

So my friend during BandCamp comes up and kisses me with black electric tap over his lips. The End.

Do your fingers often smell terrible?

My first time was with two older dudes. Started off just jerking off together, later grew into them taking turns on my ass for as long as they could. This lasted for most of the last two years of high school. Miss those days...

Sounds like you had a pretty rough first gay experience.

when i was sixteen i wasn't sure if i was gay or not so i figured i'd suck some dude's cock on grindr to figure it out

he was in his mid-early 20's i think

he came over and i sucked him off for a few minutes until he facefucked me and came in my throat, and i swallowed

he slapped my ass, called me a good boy, walked out the door. then i never saw him again. overall a pretty positive experience desu

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.

Not lying. I was a teenager fuck toy.

Really? So was I, sort of, and I can spot bullshit when I see it.

Sigh... Look, my mom wasn't around a whole lot. The two dudes in their thirties down the road were pretty cool. Helped me fix my car, let me hang out at their pool, snuck me some beers. I was legal age, and totally into it. Or it could all be bullshit. Whatever.

Oh. Okay then. Well here's my story I've posted on /hm/ recently. All true.
>be 15
>get intermediate driver's license giving me use of roads until 10pm
>immediately join Grindr and lie about my age
>chat with several guys who want to fuck a barely legal guy
>one guy stands out
>early 30's, sexy beard, in great shape, not a total perv
>chat for a couple of weeks
>meet him at my local Walgreens
>chat in the store before agreeing to follow him home
>arrive at his very nice apartment
>offers me a beer which I decline because beer is yucky
>we sit on couch and chat some more
>he leans in and kisses me
>touch each other through our jeans and eventually pull our dicks out
>HEAVY BREATHING AND LIGHTHEADED...remember that feeling?
>get down on my knees on the floor and give my first blowjob while he sits on the couch
>he's nice enough to give me a signal and cums on his stomach instead of in my mouth
>he offers to reciprocate which I decline
>get the hell out of there
>go home and jerk off three times in a row
>no sleep that night
He was my regular "secret" boyfriend through high school. He was my first for everything and eventually he figured out that I was lying about my age and was cool with it. I've shared this story with some and our age difference has gotten mixed reactions, but I knew what I was doing. We lasted through the rest of my high school career and afterward when I'd occasionally come home from college. Good times. Good memories.

Nice story, buddy. I like it.

same here. i didn't even like it. that means im not gay. i was just curious what's the excitement is all about

i want your ass baby

You are a pathetic faggot and you can receive love only from desperate 70 year-old men and inanimate blow-up dolls.

Im tryna do gay stuff on cam for money right now at this moment and Im not even gay, so thats pretty gay.

Lemme tongue fuck that boipussi

Post feets OP

first time gay sex story:
>be 15
>smoll cuteboy, long brown hair, kinda gothy, looks like a woman from behind
>best friend is swim dude, athletic build, blonde hair blue eyes
>openly bi but can't find anyone to fool around with
>not sure if friend is bi or not but develop huge crush for him
>summer
>last day of school walking home with him
>cut through a woody area
>decide to light a joint
>sitting under a tree on a log next to each other
>"user I got something to tell you."
>"uh huh."
>really fucking baked . jpeg
>awkwardly tells me he likes me
>blush hard, tell him I feel the same
>make out on the log while finishing joint
>continue to his place
>woods connects to golf course and then his street
>while going through golfcourse he slaps my ass and pecks my neck
>some golfer drives by and calls us fags, I flip him off and kiss friend
>we get to his place
>parents are away on some cruise in Florida
>fumbles with keys but don't follow obvious hint cuz too baked
>as soon as we are inside we start groping and making out
>somehow we are downstairs in his guest room
>im in boxers and he's grinding my ass
>ask to suck him off first cuz im nervous
>suck the head, down the shaft, straight to his balls
>almost nuts with my balls in his mouth
>flips me over, lube up and goes in slowly
>cums in like 5 pumps
>we cuddle till its dark out
>tell my parents im sleeping over
>clean out myself, have sex like 4 more times that night
I'm the user who posted the Night Fairies greentext. here's a bum thumbnail.

Yeah he was a cool guy who actually cared about not being a jerk.

not into shemales

>be 17
>Spending night at best friend's house
>Heavy sleeper
>Wake up to searing pain of him trying to jam his dick in my ass
>Arms tied to shins with bondage tape
>Actually crying
>After he finishes he shamefully apologized and cuddles up to me
>Quietly cry myself to sleep
>Go home next day and don't talk to him for the next week or so
>Realize I'm a fucking attention whore and go back for more.

GTFO. STOPPPPP THERE IS TOO MUCH FUCKING LITERAL FAGGOTTS SAGE SAGE SAGE

damn it meant to type
>almost nuts with his balls in my mouth

these VGAs are distracting af.

you should blackmail that disgusting pervert for all he is worth, then get him arrested for the rest of his life

"I am so offended by entering a thread that I don't enjoy"

hide the thread, dumbass.

Aw. Why? He was cool. He taught me a lot and not just about sex.

Gayest thing I've ever done...

>Fantasize that me and a guy friend would get together and jack off to naked girls together

I was 13 and weird and the guy in question wasn't even attractive nor even a friend.

Dunno why it came up a handful of times in my teenage fantasies but it stopped about as quickly as it showed up and I'd probably be considered homophobic in my heterosexual idolization these days, so probably just hormone-addled fuckery.

Kys faggot

>Sucked a guy's cock
>Didn't like it
>Told myself I won't do that again
>Couple months later try again one night because I'm super horny
>"The last guy just didn't have a nice cock" I tell myself
>Same thing happens

That was about a month and a half ago and now I have to urge to find another meet up despite the fact that I didn't enjoy myself and don't enjoy thinking about the last two times I tried.

What's wrong with me?

for the $

Who are you? I'm not him but I've seen him irl.

You're a fucking faggot

...

My foot

you are homosex

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Who is this guy I see pics around

>be in 6th grade
>friends with a precocious puberty kid
>he has raging hormones and man sized junk
>convinces me if I don't let him buttfuck me I'm a shitty friend
>get buttfucked

What was the best fucking he gave you?

>go on local craigslist
>gf broke up with me
>super horny
>nothing in the w4m section
>look at t4m just out of curiosity
>one that looks promising even if they dont pass
>dont see face but that doesnt matter
>they want to be fucked and as soon as the guy cums he leaves
>hit him up cause fuck it why not, might as well see if im gay or some shit
>two days later he replies
>we set it up
>go to his place but it looked sketchy
>email back and forth
>he agrees to come to a parking lot
>he finally arrives
>he gets into the back of the truck
>pulls down pants and waits for me
>get in and whip it out
>soft fat ass
>spit and prepare
>start fucking
>different than a vagoo but still alright
>he starts trying to "moan" in a high pitched voice but sounds like shit
>losing my will to continue
>pump him hard and cum in a few seconds
>wasnt even there for a minute
>bail and go to the gas station nearby
>get a drink and some candy after washing my hands
>get home and shower
>dont regret it and dont feel shamed
>but at the same time feel like i wasted my time a little bit
>continue as normal and actually been slightly less horny than I usually am
Tbqh. Would I do it again? Only with a passable trap this time, I think the only thing that kept me from bailing was the fact that he didn't want to see my face and he didn't want his to be seen either so he hid his, and I had a mask on. I fucked his ass and came and left.

All in all. Am I gay? No. Bisexaul is pushing it, as I would only do it with a passing trap, but it did relieve some stress of gf leaving me.

Thankfully he was clean, no STDs or anything, and I didn't even have shit on my dick.

So I guess a solid 7/10 experience.

i dont have one..............yet

OP share pic of your cock, youre really cute

Elaborate further friend

No gay stories other than me just waiting for my friend to wanna fuck me. Someday...

tell him how you feel.

I have social anxiety, I could never lol

lets see your cock

honestly, if he feels anything and you awkwardly tell him you wanna suck his dick it might make him horny. worked for me when my friend told me he liked me and i awkwardly asked to suck his dick.

#2 gayest thing ive done is suck a dick
#1 is cry afterwards

I don't trim at all lol
Yeah I dunno, I don't see myself ever having the guts to say anything :(

same here lol, I don't know whenever I should bring that up..

>her cock

lol rip