Roll 404 in this thread and tell me what you want me to do with my balls Sup Forums

roll 404 in this thread and tell me what you want me to do with my balls Sup Forums.

Slam a door on them.

balls

Smash with hammer. Post pics.

OUCH my balls!

poke a hole with a needle

cut them off

i second this.

Eat them

squeeze them till they turn to jello

go fuck yourself

Tea bag boiling water

Sew your sack to your left leg

Hammer a nail through one of them.

put them in a cup of boiling water

Show them to your neighbors kids OP

rollin for this

Connect your testes via a safety pin.
Keep them like that and jerk it.

place them on the hinge of a door and then repeatedly slam the door open and closed

record it

Write “prism-palaces” or “slushy the cunt” or “hyaenidae the liar” on them.

Inject boiling vinegar into both

Shave scrotum using vinegar and bleach as shaving cream

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Cover them in honey, roll them in birdseed then them out the nearest window

Cut them off

I second this.

Nail them together then slowly pull the nail out. Video is a must.

I’m samefagging for attention

Put them in a rat trap

I’m samefagging for attention.

I’m samefagging for atention.

I’m samefaggin for attention

Cut them out; season with salt and pepper; roll them in bread crumbs and fry them in oil for 5-7 minutes. Dip them in ranch dressing and enjoy

stretch them until you can shove them up your ass

Wrap a rubber band really tight multiple times where the balls connect to the dick so it hurts real bad then lay them flat out and drop something really heavy on them a few times. Once you're done pour some scalding hot water on them.

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This guy is a fake.