Official Real Madrid vs Bayern Munich pre game hype thread

Let's get this start early.

Will Bayern go down without a fight? Is Isco gonna wreak havoc on that right wing? Will we witness another TSU?

Other urls found in this thread:

streams.notahoneypot.me/
twitter.com/SFWRedditImages

Why can't Real play 3-3-3-1 ?

the weather alone will kill the germans
It will still be around 25ºC at the beggining of the game, they never play at such temperatures in Germany

who /FS1/ here?

SKEEEUP

They'll ask for time outs

I doubt that Isco will start. The formation will just not make sense.

Because it's not a real formation.

Checking in.

>hummels ded
>boateng nearly ded but forced to play
the only chance they have is lewandowski memes

>implying Boateng will be fit

cant wait for another atleti/real MAD final lads

whoever wins the banter will be off the chain

If Boateng and Hummels are unable to play how fucked are Buyern?

Pretty much always from May to September actually.

Also, we have Spaniards and Latinos in our team, so no problemo.

If both are injured, then they might as well not even kick the game off.

If at least one of them can play, then Alaba can replace the other one and they still might have a chance.

inb4 Lahm - Kimmich - Alaba - Bernat

>not putting 4 fullbacks on your defense
shiggydiggy

Should i get beer for watching this game tonight or stay sober?

Has alonso actually been good this season? I've never liked him desu

>literally meme formation

>I've never liked Xabi Alonso
You are missing out man.

Why wouldn't they shift lahm into the center? Surely that makes more sense.

It kinda worked against Juventus last year

United fan here, Alonso was/is a great player, one of the only Liverpool players I liked.

>tfw Del Bosque 2.0
>tfw Queen Leonor will make him Duke of Santander

>why wouldn't they shift a manlet into the center

Because they have good fullbacks

there's more to football than height.

Wait, there are people who don't like Alonso? I thought he was like a more handsome Modric/Iniesta in sense that even rival fans have nothing against him personally.

Who /Weiterkommen/ here?

lol wtf, but mostly did in Brazil.

Boateng and Hummels are playing

What are you eating and drinking?

hope they tear everything after 10 minutes

Real madrid XI: Navas; Danilo, Marcelo, Nacho, Ramos; Casemiro, Kroos, Modric, Asensio, Isco; Morata.

Bayern XI: Kahn – Matthäus – Babbel, Kuffour – Lizarazu, Fink, Effenberg, Salihamdzic – Scholl, Elber, Paulo Sergio.

No Ronaldo, why? just because he is portuguese??
racist much?

>Paulo Sergio
out
OUT

welp, bayern bus just alahuakbar'd, bartra injured

>no tsu

it's over, Real already won

...

Can't do better with the Honda engine.

Pavé de Rougemont and Pan de Higo

>Hummels + Boateng
Welp, Real Madrid lost

K.Navas - Carvajal, S.Ramos, Nacho F, Marcelo - Kroos, Casemiro, Modric - Isco, Benzema, Cristiano Ronaldo.

Bayern can't lose.

>Viktor Kassai
think he was the ref in the 2012 bernabeu match

>Ramos '24

>You will never rub Zidane's bald head

>Zidane will never let you cum on his bald head

>Carletto using Yui suicide to motivate his players

Alonso isn't handsome

Madrid will most likely face Monaco, Leicaster, or Juventus in the final

Hmmm

KYS

We can't allow Real to win the CL again, go Buyern!

t. Brown paki with yellow teeth and a chinlet

He was the referee in our most infamous match, the Euro 2012 playoff vs Ireland, where he gave us 6 yellow cards, 2 red cards and a penalty to Ireland. The whole country literally hated him after that.

>Not Asuka
fucking german fags

Sure, Estonia doesn't win yuros because of refballs.

Boateng and Hummels

Real is finished

>ref is kassai
lmao I guess uefa want to be 100% sure refball madrid goes through

It was the furthers we have ever gone and even though we would have been knocked out eventually, that match was a fucking catastrophy.

3x1

Based Tsuman hattrick, and some nazi for bayern

MOM LOOK I CALLED BAYERN NAZIIII XDDDD


PLS UPBOTE

nazis were german retard, it's correct what I said.
he won the election fair and square, and same thing would happen these days if he were alive.

Underrated

ITS OVER
ITS TOO LATE
Madrid will win

You sound underage.

who would be his new victims/escapegoats for failure of europe?
Muslims?
They are in billions.

fuck Vidal

>supporting based Hitler and third reich
>bad

fuck off you shitskin

xtremely rood

I have a huge presentation starting at the same time than the game.
I'll try to do my best so I can shitpost with you guys without guilt when I'm done.

Pls give a good, reliable high quality stream

yes, or slavs or mediterraneans

Line up

Germany is powerful enough to cuck all the Arab world irl.

I actually have some friends (I'm Spanish) who hate a bit Alonso because he's the GOAT at being a cheeky cunt when doing tactical fouls.

However as Spanish we know how useful that shit was for the NT.

Is Nacho any good? Where's Varane?

>asemiro, Kroo
Ronaldo is playing, not Asensio.

>le ironic reddit (You)
you do understand what you did is basically an upvote on the 4chans, right?

This must be fake. Isco is playing, not Nacho

oh fuggggg i fucked up and now look like legit retard ITT haha xDDD

? They play in different positions. Spanish radio just said that's the line up.

he's enjoying free moneiz while wasting his life with his white trash wife

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

...

Stream pls

streams.notahoneypot.me/

It's just because he's not good enough, not that he's injured or something?

>buyern

Varane and Pepe both injured

"injured"
probably drinking

Putin should have nuked Georgia and be done with it.

any good acestreams?

Real Madrid couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Buyern in one game? TOP KEK GERMAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Madridistas are ITCHING for a war with Buyern. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty club. There wouldn't be a square meter of that football field that isn't covered with the filthy blood of Buyern players and supporters. Then, our Madridista boys would swoop in, TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUing atop their lungs, and killing EVERY Buyern pig shit they see. When Real's done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

it's between you, the Canadian Bauern customer and that Argentine RM weeb for most annoying plastic on spee

...

...

Eating some jelly babies and most of the bag is red jelly babies. Is this a sign?

hi
>tfw cant decide if i should watch the Buyern - Real game on FS1 or the Lester game on FS2