I'm drunk and fucking bored. Make me laugh and I'll send you some BTC, just post your address. Tits with timestamp also get some, not fill coins (maybe) but at least a few hundred, I can afford it. I wish that crazy Korean dude was on, I'd give him some money if he took Bitcoin.
I'm drunk and fucking bored. Make me laugh and I'll send you some BTC, just post your address...
sage this shit bait
Bump, because bored.
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Gotta have a timestamp.
Did you know that because of each sperm carrying 37.5mb of genetic data, a single ejaculation has an average data transfer of 1.5 petabytes?
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Even though I wanted a joke, you're the only one responding, I'll send you something, enjoy.
My cat begged me for food so i fucked my dog.
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Want a joke? My life is fucking pathetic and I'm so deep in debt I may kill myself. Hahahahahahahahahahbababababahababba
(Kill me)
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YOu know what gets my goat?
Goat stealers
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That's the sound of a broke college student saving for christmas
I giggled, sent something.
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Need new bones for my newly boneless cat
Have you heard the one about the sidewalk?
It's all over town.
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Part 2: electric boogaloo
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What's the best part about fucking 22 year olds?
They're 22 you sick fuck....this works better in person
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Stupid, bit I laughed, I'll send it to that address you responded to.
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Whats the difference between an isis compound and a hospital?
Idk I'm just the pilot
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What do you call a person that does clothing alterations, very quickly?
Tailor Swift
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Did you know that prong your pants in the microwave, no matter how long, won't yield hot pockets? I love this one
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Sup Forums thinks it's spam so I put a space
user, I have a good story but it won't let me post it. Please help.
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Help me Daddy. I'm 30k in student debt.
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>have complete bitch of a math teacher
>everyone hates her
>she has a beagle named Bosley, we always distract her by asking her to tell us stories
>she thinks we actually care about the dog
>hah, fuck that
>one day she tells us he is sick, they don't know why
>few days later she says he ate rat poison at Thanksgiving
>he will live if eats some food and takes the antidote
>day passes
>come into class, teacher isn't there
>everyone high fiving cus we have a sub
>all suddenly collectively realize the dog must've died
>everyone stops, then keeps going because we realize we don't care
>spend the rest of class joking about digging up her dead dog and leaving it on her desk next time she acts like a cunt
>at least Mrs. Ortega isn't here
Honestly one of the best days in that class.
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Put a space to prevent spam
OP is a faggot look at my DUBS
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I kek every time
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What’s the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
Snowballs.
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Have you heard the one about the ceiling?
It's over your head.
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Why didnt MLK stand for the national anthem?
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Because MLK stands for Martin Luther King
>be me
>finally get a GF a month ago
>agree to meet her parents for dinner last week
>she tells me "user, just a heads up I have two moms"
>btw my family is hardcore catholic, but im not like that at all
>dinner time rolls around
>They are the fattest, ugliest lesbos I have ever seen
>It's a very awkward dinner, I can tell they know my family is right-leaning, nobody says a thing for several minutes
>I decide to speak, my dumb ass thinking I'll break the awkward silence with a joke
>"What did one lesbian frog say to the other?"
>GF looks over at me, but im in too deep now
>"You know, we do taste like chicken!”
>silence
>GF looks mortified
>lesbos just stare at me
>I pretend to get a phone call and leave
>haven't spoken to her since
>fml why am I so autistic
plz laugh at my pain
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(cut in half due to spam filter)
lol
since you're drinking
the other day I thought of mixing vodka and bleach to kill myself, I call it The Last Shot
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Need money as my pappy spent all my money on fuzzy socks for masturbating
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You got it, I'll read the jokes but I gotta send money for tits first. Enjoy.
Whats the difference between a baby and an apple
>I don't cum on an apple before I eat it
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Hey, if you're for real, I'll see if my GF will let me take a pic. How can I be sure though?
OP, whered you go?
Fuck Sup Forums, I wouldn't been able to post my greentext sooner if not for their stupid spam filter.
Thanks!!!!
show transaction chain
or youre a faggot
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Please and thanks!
Also show ass, the tits are amazing
Nothing yet
Here’s a joke:
>What kind of bees make milk instead of honey?
>Boobies!!!
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Tia
Did you like my story about the math teacher? You have to have a dark sense of humor.
If not, why can't the train engineer get struck by lightning? because he's not a conductor..
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Cool, see what you can do, just have a timestamp.
Still here.
Show some ass and I'll send some more.
Sending some because Nazi.
Thank you kind coinanon
Please help a struggling user out, may cat is allergic to water and needs btc to survive anything helps
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I guess you didn't like my math teacher story then :(
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Hey grill, are you a loan cause you are gaining my interest.
Didn't get the first one tho
hope this makes u laugh.. please help me pay off my student debts :/
Address:
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I was eating pussy the other day when all of a sudden I tasted donkey cum.
I sat right up and said to myself, "Oh, Grandma, so that's how you died!"
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alright...
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If OP is legit, I'll post more and take requests.
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>why user?
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
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Ugh.
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Forgot address. Nyerp.
Released from prison two years ago and now I manage a car wash and have turned my life around. Raising a 3 year old little girl as her mother is a deadbeat. Already have some money in BTC and equities; I'm going to make something of myself. Invested in SYF, Brk.b, SIRI, and SWPPX. Great return so far this year but looking to push it higher.
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And time stamp faggot
can you send me even the tiniest amoutn of bitcoin
i have none at all and just created my wallet (poorfag)
even $5 worth would be great :D
stick sharpie in pooper
Alternatively, try this:
These are great tits
im not op but respect to you bud
I went to the Holocaust museum last year, it was horrible, the entire thing. The whole time all I could think was, "Ah, why didn't I think of that!"
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I guess my joke wasnt funny enough... 122tuYd4pn8oLgGV9U YFMegWsE9JPAxDew
Gotta have a timestamp.
Jokes or tits.
Sending some because Red Letter Media.
Lol, I'll send some.
black chicks are on Sup Forums now?
Thanks man
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Hard to get timestamp taking this OP but I was the first tits post
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Clean your bathroom, I'll pay you more if you clean it.
Did I ever tell you that my grandpa died in a concentration camp during WW2? He fell out of a guard tower.
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Gotta make rent, OP!
Damn Sup Forums posting times...
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What are do you think of Iota?
Here we go
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Someone post proof before I show this fsggot and the rest of you my tits
just show us your tits anyways.
I'll post my thing again.
>have complete bitch of a math teacher
>everyone hates her
>she has a beagle named Bosley, we always distract her by asking her to tell us stories
>she thinks we actually care about the dog
>hah, fuck that
>one day she tells us he is sick, they don't know why
>few days later she says he ate rat poison at Thanksgiving
>he will live if eats some food and takes the antidote
>day passes
>come into class, teacher isn't there
>everyone high fiving cus we have a sub
>all suddenly collectively realize the dog must've died
>everyone stops, then keeps going because we realize we don't care
>spend the rest of class joking about digging up her dead dog and leaving it on her desk next time she acts like a cunt
>at least Mrs. Ortega isn't here
Honestly one of the best days in that class.
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So says to the doc, 'Help! I'm turning invisible!'
And he says, 'I'm sorry, I just can't see you right now.'
So I says, 'Doc! I'm also shrinking!'
And he says, 'Like I told you before, you're just gonna have to be a little patient.'
*hi hats*
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More old-timey humor where that came from, if you'd drop some change in my hat.
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help
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How about a sad story?
A few years ago I got into Farming Simulator. Yeah, yeah, make fun of it all you want. I enjoyed it. I showed it to my dad, who got WAY into it. I setup a dedicated server for him, paid for a years worth of access, and we would play together. He was 3300 miles away and alone after my mom died so it was a fun way to keep in touch.
As time went by I ended up logging in less and less, but I'd log into Steam and see him logged into Farming Simulator, and I'd use that Dedi app to check on the progress of the farm. Usually it was just him, 1/6 players, tooling away. I'd log in every now and then and check his progress and I'd be amazed at the progress this 67 year old man made. Huge fields all tilled and properly cultivated, full livestock always fed and cleaned, always making money.
I think we know where this story is going. About 6 months ago my dad passed away, and in the chaos of the funeral arrangements from across the country, of course I didn't remember shit about Farm Simulator.
Over Thanksgiving I logged into the server because the dedicated provider was yelling at me to renew and I saw my Dad's handiwork. He had managed to buy almost every vehicle in the game, owned every field, a livestock pen filled with a hundred animals, every vehicle parked carefully, had all the structures with all the headers and attachments properly stashed. All the fields were fully ready to harvest. Everything was completely ready to go, like he was just setting it all up for me for the next time I log on. He had a few million in the bank and according to the server log, something like 850 hours of played time.
I sat and played that fucking game all weekend. I logged in tonight and kept playing it, thinking of my dad and all the work he put into it.
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I was blessed with an 8in cock and a hyper-active sex drive, but given the body of Chris Farley.
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What do you call a late Muslim?
9/12
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Usually takes about an hour for a complete transfer iirc. Any thoughts anons/OP?
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Some things shouldn't be joked about, like the Boston marathon bombing. Some lines just don't get crossed. In this case it was the finish line.