Have female clients ever flirted with you?

Have female clients ever flirted with you?

I'm a bartender, and my female clients tend to be drunk so they flirt a lot.

no
no one is flirting with me cause im fat and ugly

Where do you work?

When they want something there contract dosent cover and they dont want to pay, they do. In general though no

When you're attractive people of all professions and types hit on you. If you're unattractive then people typically don't hit on you.

Every fuckin day of my life tbh.

Chicks I work with, cashiers at the grocery store. I went to the movies with my gf a few weeks ago and the girl who was putting butter on my popcorn was cracking naughty jokes. Right in front of my gf.

Everyday women are 10 times more pervy than Harvey Weinstein ever was.

I'm a cop. All the time. Either to get out of tickets, and arrest, or at the bars I work at as a side job. Obviously I can ever only flirt back at the bars. Bartender wants my dick, a regular at the bar that's going through med school wants my dick, and every once in a while the really young ones want my dick. I've taken most of them home at some point, but I think I'm becoming serious with the bartender.

of course every day at least 5 times woman love me im so hot and good looking seriously

>tfw they only do that to get cutsees if it's a busy place

>work

Cool story, bro!

>work at what is a heavy mix of industrial and office people
>second shift, so most of the women (which are mostly office people) are gone before I'm even halfway through my shift
If they have, I haven't noticed, which is entirely possible.

Yes. I had one lady ask me if she could call me back personally (instead of the company sending whoever is available) and if she could call me back for drinks. I install tvs,security cameras and audio systems in peoples homes.offices

Source?

Used to do cable installs. Both male and females have shown interest, better bet your ass I reciprocated with both

No.

I'm ugly so only grannies and really desperate gay men do.

>reciprocated
>both
so you're literally a piece of shit then?

So, has she called you?

Yes. One invited me over to her house for 4th of July because her husband was going to be out of town.

I get this a lot. I never notice tho, its always my wife that point out chicks gawking at me. Its funny.

They gawk at you because you are an ugly mother faker

I work as a male stripper for the agency, so yeah, they kinda have

>for the agency
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I'm getting the vibe that you might not believe me. Be that as it may, I'll have you know I've had countless indecent proposals by females of all ages (at the age of consent and beyond), and have turned them all down. I'm a professional, you know.

...

>male stripper
>turns down all female advances
>because...
>"I'm a professional"

Congratulations, you know how to read. You might wanna practice greentexting a bit more tho.

Somewhat often. Depends if I go work in the rich neighborhoods with the lonely housewives. That or work around the college campus.

Work as teacher for adults 18+

Yeah, they flirt a lot, although less than when I worked at the college for 16+, those girls were a bunch of horny bunnies.

yes indeed. Bye

quick story

>be waiter
>flirt with this lady a lot
>she's a bit older and as arrogant as it sounds below my level
>christ i'm a douche but it is what it is
>enjoy flirting with her though
>she's got class
>she never pushes it too far
>start to respect her for it
>start to look forward to seeing her
>she realises i'm falling for her and waits for me to make a move
>see her randomly on my day off
>she gives me a big smile and stops to talk
>ask her out for a drink with me some time
>she accepts graciously
>go out that weekend
>she's so interesting, funny, smart that i feel a little clumsy around her
>kiss her goodnight
>go home
>think about her a lot
>start going out more with her
>kiss a lot
>want to fuck her but she makes me wait
>like her even more for it
>when we get around to it turns out she's a penis genius
>can't believe i ever thought i was out of her league
>i don't even see the same girl when i look at her now
>to me she's smoking hot

> penis genius

What? 8

a girl who's good at the sex. a semen demon.

I do lighting for corporate events.
One time the milf-y client kissed me on the lips after a gig.
I told my girlfriend.
She laughed.

My clients are insta chicks who pay me to draw their nudes so even when they don't flirt I still win

flirting probably helps 'em feel less like a slut

MOAR or sauce

>be in subway
>holding hands with my gf
>when ordering, cashier constantly asks questions twice or unnecessary questions
>wants to keep eye contact at all costs
>cumdumps in the bus on my way to gf look all excited thinking I look at them
>get indignant when my eyes just reply with boredom and rejection
>see one of the cum dumpsters 2 days later on the bus, be with gf
>puts up jealous, indignant look again
What's it with these bitches?
Is loyalty that abstract to them?

>be me at 18
>8 years ago work at Winn Dixie
>Have three female managers
>The two milfs are massive cunts
>Make me get the carts for two hours while the old fucks stay inside and get the tips
>Whateverjpg.
>I get to listen to music when i go down and i don't have to deal with those two cunts
>I pick up EVERY FUCKING CART, feel like alpha hercules super giga nigga
>go to lunch, then they put me on the register for a bit, i thought they send old niggers down cuz i left it empty AF for them
>Time passes to the night, im closing that day i go down stairs and see carts ALL FUCKING OVER
>One of the hot cunts left and the other hot cunt was counting the registers, every cashier was gone
>I tell her, i was cleaning in the back, taking the bathrooms and trash and they were supposed to clean up the bottom trash and carts, she says "wElL I gUesS Ur GunNA HaV3 2 StAY HERR ALL NIGHT user!"
>Fuck you cunt jpeg.
>I become spiderman/The Flash/Batman and start running all over the place.
>Somehow fucking finish and i clock out it's fucking 12
>Fuck i hope the bus is still running
>It's not
>See cunty manager, she beeps at me to her car, Cunty manager is a dye blond cuban wit fake tits and a fat ass
>I ask her why she made me stayed and i was gonna tell the other managers she shouldn't be treating me like this
>I'm completely fucking pissed at her for ruining my fucking day and i had class the next day
>She tells me she's sorry in a cunt way
>I tell her 'Whatever' then in spanish "Tienes suerte que eres linda"
>She smiles and says "i know you think i'm a bitch"
>then i say huge bitch and wave my hands to make a butt silhoutte
>she punches me in my arm
>and shit gets weird from then on

part 2 anons?

Yes please

yes sir

Ive only been flirted with once, but it was bogus

>be me
>a few months ago
>need to get insurance
>go to car insurance place
>get helped by a solid 8/10 hispanic chick with a jaw dropping ass... Goddamn
>the chick who attended me was entering my shit into her computer
>in between entering my info she would ask me shit like
>"what do you do for fun?"
>"what kind of music do you like?"
>"are you seeing anyone?"
>my brother who was with me was looking at me like "damn, ladies man!" but i knew what was up and gave her short answers
See, women in that line of work, trying to sell you a product are trained to flirt with guys because that means more business for the company. Also, I'm ugly as fuck and no way in hell an 8/10 with an ass like she had would show any interest in me

go go

I don't think so. My "clients" are people shopping for shit.

>Month Passes and big tittied cunt manager gives me trouble for talking badly to this land whale
>here's what happened
>be register me
>hi, fat fucking whale doesn't say shit
>ring her fat fucking lard snacks
>Oh i'm sorry this coupon doesn't work.
>She's practically frothing at the mouth "user those coupons better work"
> i totally could've made them work but her tone irritated the fuck out of me
>"nope sory they don't work"
>"You stupid fucker, i can't believe u can't get this simple shit to work, i should get you fired"
> i tell her "listen ma'am there's nothing i can do" other cashiers turn around in tears like "your my hero user"
>"If you want to get your fat ass to the customer service area then i'm sure they can help you"
>gasps
>Landwhale is about to burst

>3 hours later Big tittied manager tells me not to speak to customers like that from then on
>fuck am i fired? *puppy eyes
>she says i have my eye on you.
>i wink at her
>she smiles
>i learned that to keep from getting in trouble flirting with these cunts helps alot, just to go above what my job requirements are, and overall be the reliable guy
>Later missed the bus again, but i had an early shift, was super tired
>see big booty manager step out the parking lot
>My hero jpeg.
>she stooped being a cunt because i started calling her "mi amor" and i started kissing her ass because it made my life easier
>she would randomly be a cunt still tho
>Like right now.. as i waved at her from the car
>She immidiately drives right past me.


>Come in the next day and holy shit its thanksgiving, fuck fuk fuk fuk
>I'm tired as shit we close early
>im trying to get this blck cowrkrs #
>big booty manager asks for my attention
>ImWorkingonSomthing.jpeg
>COME HERE user!
>Fuck... "Si mi amor, que quieres bella?"
>i need you to stay and blah blah blah
>is the black girl still there?
>FUCK!!
>Hey yeah listen i'll do that, but can u drive me home?
>She says Ok, i'll drive u home.
prt 3 finally anons? happyend

Yes please

today would be nice.

Dead

dead af

BUMP FOR PART 3

>I sit on the car and she's got the sexy eyes
>"Te gusta la monerita?"
>Oh her? She's just one of my many girlfriends
>She laughs
>I don't, i'm trying to figure out what she wants
>If i do anything wrong she could fuck with my work life
>But your married right?
>She just looks at me
>"Si pero tambien me gusta divertirme."
>IT'S GO TIME BOYZ, SHE JUST GAVE US THE GO HEAD, I REPEAT GAME MODE ON
MAN THE DECKS, PREPARE THE SEMEN SQUADRON
>Several flirtings later
>I tell her to stop at the corner my house
>I call to see if my mom's home
>I live in a small apartment
>Plus she knew my mom lol
> YES SHE'S AT WORK!
>Shiggy diggy dance* My balls have never been more proud of me, I'm gonna be a fucking hero to my village like naruto (i watched alot of naruto during this part of my life)
>She starts getting anxious
>DevilGrin.Jpg
>she told me she was gonna use the bathroom and the biggest fucking ass cheeks i've seen in my life come out
> Ay Caramba.jpg
>Johnson is preparing for all kinds of orbital liftoffs
>And she says with her cuban accent "Que tienes alli papi?" i've never been self concious about my dick but she def made me feel like i was the hokage
>take her to my room start kissing her and eating her out and then she gets on her knees
>needless to say, she was a cunt who always talked crazy but the way she wrapped her tongue around my dick was craziest shit ever, the sound of her going "hmmm papi" was enough to make me jizz in 2 minutes
>this bitch was naaassty as fuck, the shlurp shlurp she made was like some shit i've seen in porn
>I didn't have a condom, and i wanted to fuck her ass, so when i went back to eating her pussy and fingering her, i told her mami no tengo condom
>she's like nonononono olvidate de eso
>I tell her to wait 5 minutes and i run in my boxers to the corner store and i ask for like 4 kinds of condoms everyone's laughing at me and i got this look in my eyes like a rabid dog who needs dat ass
>I go back she's got her clothes on
>NOOOO!

Couple of chicks come by and flirt with me a bit while im cleaning the dining room.

...

>She told me her husband called her
>She needed to go home
>That's it boyz its over
>I told her just 5 minutes, and she did the girly thing of "idk" but her eyes say "fuck me right now"
>So all i did was one kiss on the neck and she melted
>Smashing the culo and all i see is this gigantic smile on my face from the mirror and she's laughing and moaning while i just have this carlton banks smile while smashing
>I even kept hitting my head, on my bunk bed, yes i was fucking her on my bunk bed, i cannot make this shit up...
>Bust the second biggest nut of my life RIGHT WHEN HER HUSBAND CALLS HER AGAIN
> Este tipo era como 50 He was like an old sugar daddy, he even had kids with her
>Anyways i smash, and she kept trying to flirt with me from then on
> a couple of months the old guy did come to the job and made a HUGE fucking scene, calling her a whore, he even kicked her out
>i quit like a bit after that, but she was a huge slut bros
>But i'll never forget that ass
>the way it jiggled
>The way she moved it
>The way she just sucked dick

Needless to say, that's why i always try hard as hell at work. lol

She looks kinda like that girl except her ass was a bit more flat, and fucked up teeth