Moving to Colombia

Is Colombia worth migrating to if I don't wanna live in Europe whatsoever and simply don't qualify for Gringoland? Also, how easy is it to get the hottest latina to sit on my face/dick? I'm told they are all sluts.

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If you like the jungle, high risk of death and annoying bimbo gold diggers who cant read then that shithole is for you

>If you like the jungle, high risk of death and annoying bimbo gold diggers who cant read then that shithole is for you
he should feel like home then :)

I'd like to turn into a cartel member.

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Should Slavs be banned from immigrating to Latin America?

proof

he has been using it since the ukranian in mexico got beaten, i've been watching him, he was also insulting an argie the other day so he acts very weird towards argies
also why the fuck would a slav make so much threads about latin america these days?

There is retarded hohol who makes threads about russian language superiority. It's probably the same guy. I think he is mentally ill so

no, i'm 100% sure that it's an argie with a proxy, there is an argie who is always talking shit about other countries and once he was posting with rare flags in /lat/ so he has access to any proxy he wants

No, you guys need more white people

We don't need trashy jewish infected subhuman white people, though.

Just lookee at that stinky cockerel crowing. Clean your butt, Manya.

No, point to do it. You will lick it anyway

he is an Ukrainian who is angry at Latin America because his country is poorer than Bolivia with women known for being prostitutes who even sleep with muslims like Turks. He finds that situation intolerable as a white european and it gives him a huge inferiority complex.
He was shitposting about how Ukraine was better than LATAM, and making those Spanish vs French threads, before the ukrainian got beaten in Mexico.
He is 100% Ukrainian.

there was a ukrainian flag a few months ago in some latam threads and he spoke good spanish

if this is the same guy that he is clearly ukrainian

Bloody Colombians, how do you expect me to respect you after all you've said about my great pureblooded white nation?

yeah, but he is not the same guy, here's another post on a "What do you think about Argentina" thread

There's an ukranian that is a translator. I've talked with him in /lang/ threads, but he doesn't use any country lingo. Just neutral and very good spanish. Then, there's that old argie (a literal wizard) that uses rare flags and is very nationalistic. But I don't know if this ukranian is a proxy or it has to do with something going on in ucrania that made some of them posting here more than usual.

Now I'm really minded to go Alextime and rape some Colombian pussy after I hacked a few elderly people in the streets.

I'll do it for Ukraine! For my great nation!

you have a free pass if you are an USA soldier.

country of cucks this is.

don't you get tired of talking shit about this country all day? why don't you just kill yourself?

No jungle in ukraine.

I dont come often here.
and tell that to semana :

elcolombiano.com/colombia/paz-y-derechos-humanos/soldados-de-estados-unidos-violaron-ninas-en-colombia-y-grabaron-abusos-segun-informe-JN1861649

Can anyone suggest some rough Colombian anal porn?

Sounds like Mexico

If absolutely serious without trolling or anything, how dangerous Colomba can be for a foreigner like me? How should I carry myself not to get lynched by locals?

bump

This is definitely a proxy, he also uses an UK one. Both bump their threads the same retarded way you could see and when he doesn't get more replies, he starts with non-sense replies to older posts every time the thread is about to die.

Mierda pinche mono just morrir

Well it is vital, decent subject, that some people would like to know more about.

I want to go on a dating vacation there as well, there is one girl who I really like (she agreed to meet me over coffee), but she lives in Cali which I have heard is a shit hole.

I barely speak any spanish, but her english is non-existant.

>I barely speak any spanish, but her english is non-existant
How do you communicate?

el uruGUANO

I speak some Spanish, and use translator
Have not met her in person yet

It is my mission in life to find a voluptuous, sensual, horny Colombiana and impregnate her.

>Mexicans are trash and should go fuck themselves

>reverse search
>panama women

wut

>Panama
Lel que?

FOWF tbhonest

they are from Cali, m8. One of them is famous and shieet...

What's it like to see women like that everyday?

No comment.

I work at a stupid call center and about 70% of the employees are women. It can be a blessing and a nightmare at the same time. Some of them are hawt dude, not going to lie, sometimes I come back home with neck pain. There's too much gossiping around and most of them are a bit stuck-up. I think it's not that much different compared to the US, you got really hot girls too over there

And do you fap when you're home?

Sounds like a great place to work!

>working at a call center
>great

pajeet tier Tbh

I don't even care about my work dude. I honestly just keep showing up cause everyday there are some new weird situations. i'm not even a normie but being surrounded by normie girls has made me become more social savvy and aware of my surroundings

Can I work with you? How difficult is it to get the job?

kek, any drop of white people's blood into your shithole would be coveted, especialy by your women, they are tired of you brown manlet subhumans.

Well, you see, any work that gives you some kind of health benefits and money for your pension is considered a great work in ou countries.

That's pretty much how I approach my job. I was totally autistic until my general manager made me an assistant manager, now I am socially savvy also.
Which city are you in?

yes, most foreigners here hold either top positions at multinationals or really shit tier jobs like mine. My workplace is filled with venezuelans, for example , who are just as normie if not more than the average colombian and the girls are crazy, literally. They're a wilder version of colombians

It's true. Mexicanas like gringos because it elevates their status among their friends and family. Europeans understand this when they go to South America, especially if you have blonde hair.

this tbf. I make enough to cover my monthly food expenses, transportation and renting a dorm. They deduct like 8% off my payment for social security, pension, helth and miscelanious shieet

Bogota, which is the only relevant place in this cunt if you want to succed. I'm actually from a mid size city in the coffe region bu the unemplyoment rate is quite high over there so I moved

house spics maybe, i'd kill my daughter/son if she/he married a disgusting slav like you.

Is Bogota too violent? Do you see bodies lying on the pavement when taking a walk?

I feel the same way about anyone of my family members marrying a filthy mierda.

Why do Colombian and Brazillian girls look the best in Latin America? Is it like Russia are there just not many men, so women actually have to try and look good?

> I fuck your daughter, you kill her
ok, we could have a deal, but I actualy have an allergy on brown '''''people'''', so I doubt I could accopmplish my part.

Because you're a stupid fucking American who thinks cherrypicked pictures of vedettes and models are the average.

Ugh no one asked for your opinion

There are tons of ukrainians here. They still come even today

No idea why

When i was a kid our english teacher once told us that men in brasil are more atracted by looks than by the brain of woman, while in developed countries woman are valued a lot more by their brain. So much so that sex in rich countries is a psychological thing much more than physical.
She was probably just butthurt she was ugly tho

>Bogota, which is the only relevant place in this cunt if you want to succed.

The women you see in porn are not the average.

That counts for any country

Has your teacher been to Europe? the hottest BR chicks I know are average in western Europe.
Her theory sucks btw, sexual selection is stronger in wealthier societies.

>She was probably just butthurt she was ugly tho
This is usually the case here even ugly women can be picky due to muh female rights bullshit.

Crime rate here is actually lower than Houston or miami. Violence happens in border or port towns on the pacific mostly

why would anyone marry an ukrainian? all you're good for is as cab drivers and prostitutes.

>Do you see bodies lying on the pavement when taking a walk?
You should stop watching Hollywood movies and mexican news

And avoid going to Sup Forums

Perhaps they like Argentina? There are two categories of migrants: cultural and economic. The latter category is disgusting.

Women don't have a brain

You're still replying to a proxy and that argie is literally talking with himself...

Life in a low class neighborhood can be rough. If you live in a middle class neighborhood it's pretty comfy Actually, a coworker has a Russian bf and the dude is not even thinking about coming back to Russia anytime soon

I'm not gonna argue with a butthurt spic, think what you want.

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Is it true that congolombian girls like black guys?

Colombia is cool but I am keeping an eye ion Venezuela, filled with cute girls with no money, when the country stabilises and is a bit safer I will go there

I think you did

This is my plan as well. Venezuela is underrated and historically more developed and civilized than this cunt

Hear it is a riot.

You're no different from those muslims who kill their relatives for staining family honor.