What is the most virginal instrument?

What is the most virginal instrument?

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The one you play

whatever you do on a computer to substitute actually learning an instrument that isn't EDM

don't talk shit about my hurdy-gurdy motherfucker

I feel like no one wants to fuck a bassoon player

real talk: the Clarinet
because I play one and I'm a 32 y/o kissless virgin

your anus

queefcore

how did this happen unless you're disfigured or grossed out by your own league?

The euphonium

what spells do you know?

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grossed out by own league. I honestly look like Gollum
Any spell you can imagine

Don't feels o bad. Check this guy out.
youtube.com/watch?v=qakEB-UR_Ww (starts at ~0:30)
youtube.com/watch?v=abNdIE6NulQ (same guy)

he's one of my favourite musicians currently

sorry to hear that man
at least in a way it's on your own terms

Could you use your magic to turn me into a girl?

This is good shit

Balalaika and other traditional folk instruments with extremely limited usage
Nothing dries up vaginas faster than knowing you're some nerd into playing cheesy old folk songs

virgin instruments:
>7 string guitar
>chapman stick
>synth axe
>tuba
>bass clarinet

Chad instruments
>guitar
>bassoon
>fretless bass
>percussion
>flute
>sax
>bass clarinet
>sitar

the guitar. Name one guy that's played the guitar and has had sex. It's an absolute virgin magnet.

please take pictures of yourself

>fretless bass
whew for a moment there i thought you meant headless. those are awful

Accordion
Only old people and quirky kids who look like Michael Cera play it.

Piano because its sound is pure like my heart

only if you fuck him

seriously, is there any advantage to headless guitars/basses at all? it makes it uglier and awkward to tune, plus you lose a convenient place to throw your capo and shit.

>capo
Cmon son

I would disagree that the sax is a chad instrument, I think it goes more like
Soprano Sax and anything higher- Virgin
Alto Sax- Chad
Tenor Sax- Virgin
Baritone Sax- Chad
Contrabass Sax- Chad
Anything in between- Virgin

you're not hip for pretending your dinky jazz chords are the exact same as something huge you can get with a capo because muh harmonics are the same and that's all that matters

How has this not been posted yet?

>indie folk ukelele cover #168619867687

>tuba
100% true
t. virginal 20 year old tuba player

>Bugle
what kinda of person plays a bugle

I've heard they're good for traveling but that's really about it

>Alto Sax- Chad
;_; i played alto sax and became a wizard

why

aren't there cases for carrying anyway?

Tuba is a virginal instrument, but they also have the biggest cocks. Don't worry you'll get there son

Smaller, its for actual travelling, not gigging, like if you needed to bring one on a plane or train or something like that

I hope it's soprano sax. I don't want those guys breeding

otomatone basically only kids and young girls play it

The TooOoOOOooba

>tenor sax
literally the Chadest of wind instruments

fuck you
lonesomeleash.bandcamp.com/track/ghosts

>not the tambourine
que?

if you do not reach the kissing milestone by the end of high school you are 98.7% likely to fall into the mindset where you are fucked

nah it attracts pussy even if you don't want it