All the wagecucks are gone to slave away at work to make their bosses some money...

All the wagecucks are gone to slave away at work to make their bosses some money, what's your plan for the day fellow neets?

Plottwist: I am the boss

All wagecucks claim that on here, I think it makes them feel better about their shit lives

Sleep with wagecucks cattle

Comfy and kinky, nice

It's almost too easy. Can't believe it took me this long to figure this out

Plus you know they're never going to sleep with a wagecuck once they've had neet master race cock

Gonna watch the newest season of GOT and eat pizza, drink beer and later tonight have a PUBG marathon with my friends and get drunk.

kys you cunt

>what's your plan for the day fellow neets?
Keep the fireplace nice and warm, drink hot chocolate and eat moose meat stew.
Just recovered from a throat infection so still feeling tired and all foggy.
Probably play some nice, calm game and watch some comfy movie.
>pic related, perfect weather outside for it

Sounds comfy AF user, I'm going to take my woofer for a walk, come home shower eat some tendies and play Chrono Trigger for the day

Stay salty wagecuck

So how do my fellow NEETs get the money to sustain their lifestyle as we make fun of those foolish wagecucks?

Are you that guy who keeps asking richfags for bitcoin?

drink some bleach anime posting cuck

Swedish government pays me 9 878 SEK or around 1100 dollars per month.
My rent is 2300 SEK, the rest is more than enough to live on.

Are you kept? From whom do you leech? Be honest, children.

I'll probably look for a job since I'm not a waste to myself and the world

Hahaha, you are a wageslaves parasite? Hahahaha

Ohh shit might light the fire as well, almost forgot about that, thanks user.
And hot chocolate shit you've mastered the neet comfy life user
>moose meat
Sounds like it'd be chewey as fuck, does it taste good?
Fuck man that's frozen 2degree c here

Live in my own apartment, been a NEET for nearly 12 years.
The government pays me 1200 Euro/month
>t. Finn

I'm a wagecuck unfortunately. Gotta pay dem bills and keep a roof over my head. I'm off work this week though, not going away anywhere because I have no friends, family or money. So just been doing some jobs around the house and shit.

Today I'm having a day off. Just gonna get baked all day, eat some tasty shit, read a little, play some vidya and later watch the last 4 episodes of The Punisher.

Life is good.

I work third though which to you uneducated neets is over night. It's truly the life honestly

OP is a white nigger welfare slut

>Sounds like it'd be chewey as fuck, does it taste good?
Nah it's tender AF, people generally just don't know how to prepare it.
Moose tastes very gamy, you can taste the forest in it. Very good and the most popular meat here.

Yeah?

I have no idea how bitcoin even works as valid currency. Please enlighten. :^)

Question! How do you find women respond to your impotence as citizens? I can see it turning them off on a primal level. You know... probably shouldn't fuck the guy in the tribe who doesn't do anything.

Stay salty and remember, your tax contributions go to the pockets of neets who are fucking your wives and gf's

Tons of NEET women here in my city, had two gfs in the past 4 years.

Have you considered quitting weed? I'd imagine that's a costly habit

haha fucking hell

There is two levels of people.

Working people
>they keep to other working people

NEET people
>keep to each other, yes women to
>the random neet bitch tries to find a rich guy she can leech on but most stay within the fold

I live in a NEET/welfare/WT area and every single dude is married with kids even though nobody works.
Couples with kids get more money so..

Man, sounds great. If I give up on society, I'll move to where you guys are. Some constructive criticism: I feel like you guys use NEET to protect your egos It sounds nonjudgmental and scientific, while simultaneously using "wageslave" to dehumanise the people you take from. Makes it easier if your nihilistic about it, ya know. I'd respect you more if you guys called yourselves bums, at least if your gonna degrade those supporting you. Honesty, lads!

Third shift fag here. I'm literally not salty though user. I sleep for 6-7 hours then either play games all day or hang around with my friends playing magic or yugioh. On top of that I have the money to buy whatever I want basically

Been neet for 6 years now up until 3 years ago dated a girl who sort of tried her hardest to fix me
Other than that just dated neet women

im working from my laptop on my shopify store nad browsing Sup Forums in my idle time ;)

im working from myself so no wagecuck. being an entrepreneur feels like a neet sometimes because it doesn't feel like work at all. i can work 8-12 hours and still be full of energy and go to the gym or do whatever the fuck i want :)

Not really. I use a vaporiser, so it's really economical. I get high most days after work and at weekends. Costs me ~£35 a month.

...

NEET is an English word, we don't use it here at all.

On Sup Forums it's easiest word to use.

That's your business I'm assuming, what is it an online shop, I do something similar

Not in Education, Employment or Training.

Probably gonna get shit for this but here it goes. I lived the neet lifestyle and straight up hated it felt like such a waste. Was going stir crazy from sitting home. I like to turn a wrench and build stuff can't do that with neetbux it's not enough. So went out got a nice highly unionized job running heavy equipment. Awesome pay awesome benefits and free school through my local for trade related stuff learned how.to weld and got a bunch of expensive licenses for basically free. I feel like of more stuff like this was available world would be less neet. Social programs are shrinking day by day here so soon the neets may have nothing.

I only replies to the salty bitches in that one so you must be salty

It may be because you don't have a disorder making you feel like a scared animal.

You're probably not gonna get shit for that here user
Neet here congrats on the job the neet life suits some it doesn't suit others

I see. If you say so even though we aren't that different. The majority of my friends I hang out with during the day are jobless

I don't know, the way you guys use it, and often, I wouldn't be surprised if your avoiding using disparaging terms in your own language, and opting for your version of neet.

Worked a night paving crew kinda liked it. Wake up at like 3pm friends are all already out of work. So hang for a bit do whatever and go to work for 9pm. Worked Sunday night to Thursday night no paving Friday or Saturday night. Would work for 6hrs get paid for 8 because those extra hours were waiting for the traffic pattern to be set up and taken down

...

Finding a 1-year-internship, after that, I can go study Applied Computer Science.

Chill, fry some sausages, and then go to my gf to spend the weekend with her.

How do you manage to have so much pride knowing that your parents constantly feel pain that the once so cute, wonderful, and loved being in their arms has grown up to be a selfish prick, believing that it's slavery to get your own food on the table instead of making your very own family ACTUAL wage slaves to drag your lazy ass through life, only because they still love you?

I still get tastes of the life every now and then in the winter. Most jobs shut down for the winter since it's hard to work in a foot of snow. So get unemployment and my union also kicks in a little while laid off. So get like a month or two to chill and do what I want and when the work comes back go back to the grind.

Here in Sweden we just call our self "Drägg" or lowlife. Maybe "Bidragare" (welfare person) if we feel nice.

I know exactly who and what I am.

>neets
>fucking anything
ok bud

It's a choice. Why feel shame? Shame is a set of instructions that you comply with in order to ward off punishment. If there's no one to punish you at the time, why self inflict it?
Any anxiety provoking warnings like, "One day it'll all come to an end" are irrelevant. Of course it will come to an end. No need to simulate the physical state if "it" coming to an end.

Why would your respect be relevant? Like that's an enticement? What's the reward for your respect?

Not a NEET here, also Swedish.
Something we can credit our leeches with is their pride in being leeches..
Seeing someone walk around with a shirt declaring it openly isn't unusual.
It's almost as they find joy in being called degenerates..

What's the best country to be a NEET in

You sound angry user

yes. pretty much everyone I know has a shopify store with stuff from alibaba in it.

customer service and marketing are even more important than the product. most people believe that a store will run itself if they just populate it with enough products. but thats not the case.

obvously finland fam. they pay you to be a neet.

unironically this
i have the biggest dick out of all my chad friends zozzle

Same in Sweden and Norway.

cucks

In fairness I can't blame the Swedes for being neets I wouldn't want to work and contribute to a society that fills my country with sand niggers and let's them rape everything consequence free

Might be cucks bit at least I don't have to wake up early every day.

You've seen their dicks? Wtf gay...

I'm the same, I'm a tree surgeon so work depends on weather,so the winters get pretty quite but comfy

They use that excuse a lot..

Am I?

If Ahmed with his 15 kids is gonna live of welfare then so will I.
Not gonna bust my ass for them.

I can see why, I'm not even a Swede and I guessed it right there, but they sort of have a point, your country pretty much became a multi culture experiment and that experiment failed horribly, in my country a lot of sand niggers leave and go to England because they get. Bullied here

Yes user, the damage control you're doing seems to represent it perfectly =)

Copout

If you say so.

>>art job
>>high employment

I just want a quite day today

>white nigger

As much as I enjoy your spirit of philosophy, your way to put things sounds a lot like the first stage of grief: denial

You know it's gonna come to an end, you just deny to face it.

You're right in the fact that shame is a feeling to ward off punishment, but much more is it a feeling that rises to indicate the need to re-integrate into the herd after having been ostracized, hence shame is a thing often found among dogs, and other pack or herd animals.

What you consider as "system of oppression" is merely a re-evaluation of the global status quo, which is a result by simple, natural, and rational causality among humanity, resulting from attempts such as monarchism, communism, socialism, separatism, pacifism and liberalism either failing or being succumbed by a superior system.

You're currently in the denial of your own potential, because you've re-evaluated all progress and effort as an exhausting waste of time, and come to the conclusion that you should just directly waste your time wallowing in hedonism instead of indirectly wasting your time.

Humans are adaptive, user. To the positive, and to the negative. The more you do something, the more your existance adapts to it.
If you decide to rip the world in two, you will grow the muscles of adonis to do so, if you have the willpower and patience to accomplish it, if you decide to sit around and consume ressources, your body will become a sentient dumpster.

We are what we do, user.
And since you do nothing of worth, therefore, you are nothing of worth, and instead of giving in to the burning desire to live up to your ancestors and becoming the champion of your own life, you decide to starve your own ego to death, beginning the cycle of being one of countless humans in history who decide to become nothing but a speck of dust, being blown away by the winds of time, instead of a diamond that reflects the lights of its surroundings.

Have already fought for my share of the breastmilk, now I gather aluminum.. neet huh

A good point well made. This should be autopasta for neet threads.

>So how do my fellow NEETs get the money to sustain their lifestyle
I can just imagine the lifestyle of a neet. I'd rather work and have stuff to buy, to eat, to play with; a home of my own, nice furniture that I can replace when it gets shabby, some decent audio-visual equipment to enjoy when I wish, a car or two to drive in, some camera equipment, a firearm or two and money for ammunition, some fishing rods and the money to enjoy them.

Tell me again about the attractions of the neet lifestyle

Being a NEET here in Scandinavia.
>paid rent
>between 800-1200 dollars in cash
>paid travel within limits
>free medication
>no stress
>no boss
>no schedules
I fish, hunt, go skiing and visit 2-3 festivals per year.
I have my own apartment (paid my the government) in central down town and go to the pub every Friday.

Work from home so I mean, rolling out if bed right onto the PC makes life a bit easier. Don't have to worry about getting stuck in traffic for hours to go work for peanuts and end up hating my life. Feels good.

>anything positive about NEETs

>The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

>doesn't have an argument so claim he's lying

Neet = Aesop's "Fox and Grapes"

They can't cut it in modern society so it must be sour.

i am looking for something to do from home. i have around £2500 i can invest to startup. what do you do user?

no wonder all the refugees want to live there. in germany it all good too but only around 400 in cash

I actually do animation, had to work a whole lot of shit jobs to get here and just started it as a business so it's a bit Rocky at the moment but for the sakes of not having to deal with the general public I'm all for taking the risk.

>med-high taxes
>great welfare
>pub on friday
Sounds like fun, but do you spend all your weekly time on b then?

It's a simple google away you know. The Nordic countries have some of the highest baselines for unemployed people in the world.
That's what paying high taxes get you.
I was a "neet" for about 3 years due to my health and got paid 9800 SEK or about 1100 dollars per month.
This isn't America.

Leeching off society?

exactly. i want to be my own boss, work on my own timeframe, and also avoid all the rush hour bullshit and not have to deal with the general public. if i worked from home i could also sell my car, so there's a load more that i wouldn't have to pay out on maintenance, repairs, fuel, tax, insurance etc. working from home is the dream.

I only have 2 gb of internet on my phone (on purpose, internet addict) so I spend at most 4 hours per week online.

This is not denial. It's accepted. It is faced. You're assuming that "facing it" would cause a person to comply with demands to work and be impressive to others.
There is no feeling of a need to reintegrate. There is curiosity about what groups are plotting and a desire to know what's going on, but not a need to reintegrate.
I exercise and stay fit for my own wellness and enjoyment. I remain informed on some things but don't pressure myself.
I don't care if I am useless to most of not all people. Not unless this "useless" status bars me from something I enjoy.
All the time pursuing traditional goals, I always just ended up wanting to take my prizes and go off by myself and tell people to leave me alone anyways.

I would rather be unknown and unacknowledged. Pretty much all interaction with others is a non-stop game of moving goalposts and a ritual where you part ways with each other while reciting triumphalist statements about how your (separate, private life, the very one I wish to remain in) is superior to the other person's. Why bother getting together with others to begin with? Just truly create a separate slice of heaven and do whst you can to maximise your time there. It is doing them a favor to give them a target ton direct their statements at.
It would be like deliberately driving through the ghetto, out of your way. You run risks that you'd otherwise be safe from, while gaining nothing. The things to be gained are not benefits if they are not considered so by the person.
This will turn into an impasse with repetitions of "coping mechanism", "copout", "sour grapes", "denial", "sad", etc. Eventually both parties will part ways and one side will try to deliver a parting shot meant to stick with the other as a reproachful psychic presence, in hopes of permanently ruining the other's peaceful enjoyment of their existence.

With pleasure.

What would you call it if your son were doing it?

Nice trips to confirm.

Hence they simply ignore ignore my post:
It's denial.
Denial, denial, denial.
Denying that they're a waste of ressources.
Denying that they stomp the love and care of their own family, their closest people, with their feet like it's nothing.
Denying that they're currently in a depression.
Denying that it's their own fault, not their family's, not the system's, but only their own fault.
Denying that happiness and meaning in life is possible, and denying that it comes from actually doing something in your life.
Denying that they might possibly be wrong in their attitude and world view.
Denying that effort and work makes you stronger, in the belief it steals time and energy.
Denying that being productive is the natural state of a human, that it's what makes us different from apes with electrical toys.
Denying that it's not a task, but a requirement of nature that every individual has to take care of itself.
Denying that it's a shameful act to be of no use or worth to your surroundings, instead of some ridiculous life hack.
Denying that it's something thousands of peasants have done in history, which have simply been forgotten.
Denying that true, inner, complete happiness comes from satisfying your surroundings and your own expectations.
Denying the denial.
Denying that there is a way out of it, that life may offer something greater than being a parasite to the system our ancestors and fellow brethren.
Denying that life is more than just a nihilist joke, and denying that it's only THEIR OWN life that is a nihilist joke that we just forget after we leave the house to meet people, make a living, and expand our abilities to the limits of our potential.

It's denial, denial that has completely consumed and conquered every aspect of their existance.

Another neet here
Go to the pub most Saturdays
Spend time with family most days
Take woofer for a walk everyday
Spend a lot of time writing
Spend some time on vidya
Spend some time on /b
Spend a decent bit of time reading
Going to start learning to code soon enough and maybe learn a new language, there's plenty of things to do to pass the time