How do i get a job Sup Forums?

how do i get a job Sup Forums?

been sitting at home for two months and i feel like shit. i can't even look people in the eye and they want me to get a fucking cashier job.

how did you do it? how do i do it?

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Its pretty simple. Bullshit your CV has if they cannot really know if you're really specialise in what you want to apply to and add company that is bankrupt has reference. Got an system admin without high school with this trick

2 months? Mate, I was out of a job for seven YEARS. One day I just got sick of sitting at home playing vidya all day. I went out and applied to all the places. Have really fun but minimum wage job now. Just try.

step 1) Stop using Sup Forums
step 2) No job is beneath you. Opportunities come to you when you do shit, anything.
step 3) No job is forever. Either you grow into the next one, or you stagnate and lose it. Keep learning
step 4) Get out of your own head. Dwelling on shit you can't control will drive you fucking nuts.

> I lost my job, gf, money. Everything. Had to move in with parents (at age 27) after being independent since 18.
>Coudn't even get a cashier job as "overqualified".
> Got a job labouring for a decorator for minimum wage
> Met LOTS of clients and stuck out as a non-tradesman
> Now work from home as a senior dev, making BANK
> From zero to independence again in roughly a year

You'll be alright

Thats actually fucking genius kek

I bet you make six figures too.

Nah, £47.5K at the moment

Previously a dev, but was drunk most of the time

>been sitting at home for two months
Try eight years.

The thing is if you dont gave a job bombard a jobsite with your cv, try sleeping early coz being jobless force you to sleep very late night like 3am thus morning laziness happens to me most of the time instead of going out giving out cv from companies in morning im becoming lazy coz of being awake late night thus my famous word just do it tomorrow its a bad habit....now waiting for my flight for a job in other county wish you a good luck in your job hunt

But what would one write in a resume if they never held a job, play vidya all day and have done nothing but graduate highschool? Asking for me

I'm great at finding jobs
What area do you live? And where are you prepared to travel to?
Do you have a car or driving license?
Do you have a passport?

try

well ?

No driver licence no passport im in brisbane aus and can only travel by bus

>no job is beneath you
not what the interviewer told me... couldn't get hired for being "overqualified" because I have a BA

what if one simply doesnt want to do a shitjob?
what is the solution if one hates to be commanded around and sees no purpose in most of commercial life?

Ok hang on a second

au.indeed.com/m/viewjob?jk=217d39ca340dd186&from=serp

jobactive.gov.au/path?gclid=CPGPwYTI-tcCFYHdvAodnQUIIQ&gclsrc=ds

Fucking hell, do you even English? I'm gobsmacked you actually managed to write a cv of any kind.

Brisbane
This one you don't get paid but you get free accommodation
Means you'll be able to meet some new people....travelling chicks
gumtree.com.au/s-ad/brisbane-city/cleaner-housekeeper/cleaner-required-for-a-brisbane-backpacker-hostel/1167948734

I drive.
At night.
I tilt the rearview mirror in such a way that passengers in the rear can't make eye contact.
Uber is the best.

>temp agency
>warehouse job
>minimum wage
you will get a call within the week

Start working out and join a social hobby.
You'll feel better about yourself and train your socializing skills.
Being a cashier isn't hard, just scan quickly and correctly, get the cash and tell them to have a nice day.

>finish uni
>spend savings traveling the world
>oops I'm 25 now guess I better become an adult lol
>enter a tertiary education course for teacher's aides
>volunteer at nearby primary school for 6 weeks
>basically just chill out with kindergarten kids for 3 hours a day, tell the autistic one to calm his shit when he gets worked up
>classroom teacher liked my chillness because most other aides are 50+ and eternally stressed
>principal liked me because I wasn't a drama-fueled thundercunt like 90% of teachers

>6 months later I get a call from high school offering me full time work

tl;dr Start with some training and/or volunteer work, get to know people and more importantly get known. Be dependable and always accept work and more will come.

This....
>....first I became a live in careworker for a guy that was at uni for a year.
>met a lot of hot girls that saw me as a streetwise Ryan from OC type (I wasnt, i was a huuuuge fucking autist that barely left my mums house)
>get into 3 relationships during the year
>after the year become kids activity instructor (so many hot chicks)
>3 month placement. autistic and don't speak to many people apart from the last week....during that time have 3 relationships
>finish placement and the guy from uni gets a job at the BBC (I become his careworker again
>meet wife in shared house
>now live in Japan with a rich wife and have millionaire friends
Not bad for an autist that couldn't leave my mums house