Walk into your room

>walk into your room
>see this
What do, Sup Forums?

I'd probably get cucked.

By whom though?

Dad.

I don't have anime pictures taped to the walls in my room.

comics were a mistake

>dad not gifting him with his sister
is this guy even TRYING to turn me on?

I'd wonder what the fuck happened to all my stuff.

Spoiler: the sister will get it too

>mom and dad and mom
what?

Question: would you exhange your stuff for them?

No. Having sex slaves sounds nice and all, but in the long term I think keeping them would just be a hassle. That plus having to re-buy at least all my hardware, and losing some things that can't be replaced, would make me reconsider the deal.

And that's why we don't mix logic with porn.

XD

Good point, you'd have to buy all the food etc. and keep them clean yadda yaddy but I think it'd be worth it.
>And that's why we don't mix logic with porn.
Well, you're very correct there.

But on the other hand it's free pussy all day

Indeed, very hard to decline.

I'd let them go, and call the police.

>call the police
>they laugh at you for being a faggot

source
please
PLEASE

Sauce?

Turn 420 degrees and walk away xD

Confiscated Twins Auctioned

Snitches get stitches

Looks like I got some light reading this weekend

You're in for a fun time, user. Wish I could read them for the first time again.

>white people

We know how to party