WAKE UP PEOPLE! DINOSAURS ARE NOT AND NEVER HAVE BEEN REAL! ALL "EVIDENCE" WAS FABRICATED BY THE SATANIC ORDER TO BREAK...

WAKE UP PEOPLE! DINOSAURS ARE NOT AND NEVER HAVE BEEN REAL! ALL "EVIDENCE" WAS FABRICATED BY THE SATANIC ORDER TO BREAK OUR FAITH IN THE ALMIGHTY!

Awww shit, the satanic order? That sounds sweet. Where do I sign up?

>god is omnipotent/omniscient
>has plan in place for all from beginning to end of time
>god creates satan knowing exactly everything he'll ever do
>god could uncreate satan with a thought
>somehow, though, nothing satan does god is ok with
not buying it

This has got to be bait, no self respecting Chritian would use a Sith apprentice to represent satanism.

>using darth maul to depict satan
wtf i love satanists now

Darth Maul was based off the Chitauri Demon form which Mr Lucas was aware of when made The Star Wars

So George Lucas based one fictional character on another fictional character?
Noted.

NO the demons are REAL they walk among men

Okay, show me an actual picture of one please.

K

It's a faith thing

Photographs are manipulated. The mental powers would block the dimensional form

Lol grown ups actually beleiving that god and satan actually exist

You have what is known as a mental illness. Seek help before its to late. Im not even kidding. I dont want some fucking school shot up because youre certain the tooth fairy is super real and all the evidence that you fabricate backs up your ideals. Seek help

>Christian
>on Sup Forums
Pick one

Sup Forums is a Christian website

hello newfriend

So I gotta believe it without credible evidence?
Might as well worship a celestial teapot in that case.
Well that's convenient for you isn't it?

In what universe?

O shit i forgot

Darth Maul is Dino loving Devil confirmed?

See

Don't make fun of the holy tea pot you heathen scum

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>heathen scum.
>Most Christian holidays are coopted heathen rituals.
kek.

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when a trump thread is a better ylyl thread than ylyl threads

This is a tinfoil hat Christian thread though.

lol I didn't even care about the topic of this thread enough to get it right

Fair enough, it's the same genre anyway.
Posting a preposterous opinion to bait people.

lol