Oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences

>oldfags give youngfags advice based on mistakes / past experiences

General life tips

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this says it all.

What

if something is free, you are the product

Don't go on Sup Forums.

nothing lol

+1

learn pickup...
best resources for starting: RSD (especially old julien, check julien free tour on youtube and old tyler stuff)
Also torrent "pimp" by julien, best pickup product on the market.

It will take at least a year before you get good.
But I went from virgin to fucking over 100 girls in 5 years. Now I have abundance and bang with 2 different girls regulary that I have a great connection with.

You have no idea how much your clicks are worth.

Neither do most companies so they overpay.

Dollar menus will continue to give less or shittier food

Learning programming will become the next requirement to work at McDonalds

If you have a shot with a girl, take it, but dont spend a fortune.

Ignore what people say, focus on what they do.

Im a massive hyppocrite though, so just ignore every piece of advice I give, just like you will to your parents for the same reason.

Pua is for the antisocial or those who arent socially well adjusted.

It's not terrifyingly difficult, but best done in a way that gets you paid, or say, wins you some awards in your career.

Then again, pua and public speaking skills operate on different levels. Controlling a crowd kindve requires different skillsets.

>Also torrent "pimp" by julien, best pickup product on the market.
why does this sound like a troll?

Don't marry.
Don't have kids.
There is no such thing as "drinking too much"
Don't buy Ford.

get off Sup Forums

anyone can do anything

god isnt real

when you die its just nothingless

>anyone can do anything
Meanwhile I'm here in a wheelchair. Saying I could run a marathon?

How do I get from the occasional "hi" and "how are you doing" to the "do you want to go out sometime"?

>anyone can be anything
>traps can't be girls

you must not have heard of the man who paralyzed himself, said fuck it, and started walking around again

latimes.com/sports/olympics/la-sp-paralyzed-olympian-20170603-story.html

I'm not paralyzed, I have brain damage that isn't going to repair it's self.
Basically my balance is gone.

Dude wheelchair guy, can you play chess?

1. Stay in shape because it's easier to stay in shape than to get back in shape.

2. Take the pussy off the pedestal. Take your heroes off of it too. In fact set a rule: no more pedestals that you put anyone or anything on, everyone is flawed.
2.5 Yes, everything you hoped wasn't true about women/men probably is. It's always been that way. It's okay.

3. College is a class delineation. Just having a degree from a reputable College puts you in a different social class. Getting that degree won't fix everything, but it means you'll no longer be treated as lower class if you can signal your class status. Just get it done, you can retrain into something else later.

4. Everyone will deride anything entrepreneurial that you ever do, whether it's learning how to program online, starting a company, or writing a book. They will keep doing this right up until you make it.

5. Your parents don't know what it takes to make it just starting out in the modern economy because they've never had to. You can't use their lives as a blueprint for your own and expect to be successful.

6. Nice guys finish last.
6.5 There is nothing remotely noble about finishing last, you are not a martyr for choosing to suffer.

Nope. Good at CS and PUBG though.

>good at CS
faceit rank?

literally nothing else is required.
it's all about looks and not being awkward. one thing i tried was working ugly girls first (4-6). I'm pretty decent looking, so I gained a lot of confidence with just being successful, then moved on to better looking girls. confidence is easily number one. girls are dumb and will pick up on that

>confidence is easily number one.
How does one get confidence?

First of all, you make sure to ask that question in the proper forum.. Sup Forums is an excellent pick

>Isn't going to repair itself
Not with that attitude.

Remember, it's all in your head

It's a feedback loop. You succeed at something and get confidence from it. Then you succeed more because you're confident, leading to more confidence.

>You succeed at something and get confidence from it.
But i don't succeed with women, how am i supposed to get confident with them?
>need confidence to get good with women
>no confidence to begin with

did you not read my post??
FUCK (uglier)GIRLS YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN FUCK, JUST FUCK, that's how you get confidence

Global Elite, been playing since version 1.3.

in my experience, i decided that if i were to fuck up, it would not matter, then i went out and just said the first thing that came to mind, and after a while you figure it out. it's a matter of throwing things against the wall until you are confident you know what will stick

sidenote, keep in mind that you are on Sup Forums and all advice should be taken with a grain of salt the size of utah

So basically hit on ugly chicks until you're ready to hit on beautiful ones?
>hey man just do exercises like 1+1 or 5-3 for some time and then you'll be ready to try and solver x^-3x+5y^=2 bro

>faceit rank
>he talks about MM rank
bro..

I'm starting to think you might be really unattractive.
>if you're not:
congratulations, stop worrying, you're probably young, someone will fuck you
>if you are:
im sorry, the good news is women are terrible, and using prostitutes is pretty efficient

more like:
lift the 5 pounders before you're curling 2 plates YOU DENSE FUCK

Oh shit, sorry. Drunk as fuck. .
I was level 3 when I was MGE, I am level 4/5 when I'm global. On ESEA I'm B+, on faceit (at least for me personaly) is sometimes impossible to rank up though so I try to ignore all that shit.

Nah i'm actually good looking, but autistic when it comes to conversations, girls have had crushes on me before, a girl literally asked me out, but i just don't know how to behave or what to say, when to go for a kiss, how and when to touch them.
I feel left out of everything but that's because i wasn't even brought up right, constant abuse by my shitty step father, so much violence at home i couldn't even bring friends home let alone girls, so i kinda gave up on the whole dating aspect when i grew up.
Now that i live alone, i just don't know what to do.
It seems like everyone is already experienced and i'm just a brand new fish.

You wont take any of this advice until after youve fucked up in a way that this advice couldve helped you.

People only change when theyre ready to. Sometimes they learn their lesson right away, sometimes they have to learn their lesson again and again until it sticks. Some never do.

1) People don't have to like what you like or hate what you hate. You're not that important, so stop bitching about that shit on boards and social media.

2) Collect less shit and spend cash on more experiences.

3) If a chick ain't into you, don't try to convince her to date you. It won't work. At best, you'll get to fuck her enough to make you get the feels before she dumps you.

4) Don't fall for that "find a job you love and you'll never work" bullshit. By virtue of you having to do it for money, you'll end up not loving it. Don't do shit you absolutely hate, but if you have a decent job and you don't like, suck it up buttercup. That's called adulting.

5) Live more simply. You don't need a big-ass house or expensive car, but you do need more cash for enjoying life.

6) Don't trust extremists on either end of the political spectrum. They're nutjobs that don't care about you.

7) Credit cards are a scam. Get one for a credit score and emergencies, but leave that shit at home so you're not tempted to buy stuff and end up paying loads of interest.

8) Stand up for people less fortunate than you. If you think that's their responsibility, you're an asshole. If you defend the rich and powerful, you're wasting your time *and* you're an asshole.

9) There are several ways to define success in life, and they all depend on your input alone. That means deciding what counts as successful, but it also means getting off your ass and taking risks.

10) No one owes you time or attention. If someone ignores your OKCupid message, tough shit. You aren't so special that everyone has to pay you attention. If your game fails, either it's your fault (so change your game) or it's their fault (so leave them alone).

just get out there and do shit. set up a dating profile, if only to talk to girls, it's anonymous, sooo you won't be embarrassed, then if that doesn't work, start with hookers and move forward.
trust me when I tell you, it's biological, once you start having sex regularly, you WILL feel different

also, if you're listening to music, switch to talking, podcasts or comedy, you'll get a better handle on rhythm and interacting

How to behave? Act like they're a friend. Make jokes, talk about shows, etc.
What to say? Ask them about what they like, hate, or did that day. Focus on them.
When to touch or kiss? Ask them. Seriously, just ask if it's okay to give a hug or kiss.

There's an equally as awkward if not more awkward person experiencing the same. I recommend hanging out around the type of people want to be with. Enough exposure and you're bound to get to know someone. Awkward people usually do better communicating over the internet. Try dating sites suited to your type. Like gamer dating sites. The girls are generally less attractive so their standards are lower. Prey on the weak so you can gain confidence and succeed. It's the hard fact of life but you'll never be better unless someone is worse.

>Credit cards are a scam
They are, but how else am i supposed to pay for shit monthly?
Should i get a disposable credit card?

>but how else am i supposed to pay for shit monthly?
With a debit card like everyone outside America?
Buy stuff, swipe or use chip, punch in your 4 digit code and the money gets drawn from your account that very second.

This. Fucking paying for stuff later, I pay directly.

I think you guys have misunderstood me, i can communicate just fine with girls, talk, make them laugh, no problem, the problem is on how to go further than that, how do be more than a friend who can talk and make jokes, but a lover, a person with whom she can have a relationship with.
I don't know how to initiate anything sexual, let's say i set up a date with a girl, what do i do?
People talk about touching as the most important part of dating / relationships, i have no idea what or where to touch, how to know when to kiss or what to do.
It feels foreign to me.

>When to touch or kiss? Ask them. Seriously, just ask if it's okay to give a hug or kiss.
Does this really work?

Leave this place and never come back.

I thought they both were the same thing lol, i have no idea about banks etc.. i just have my money go to my account ( the most basic account idk what's it called in English ) and i have a card to withdraw money from the bank, that's it, can't make purchases etc..

bumpp

This is good stuff guys
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Huh, a debit card is a card directly connected to your bank account.
You use it for all purchases, withdraw money, shop online etc.
And since it's directly linked to your account you don't get a bill later on.
It really freaked me out when I was in New York and I had to use my credit card (I do have one, but never use it).

bumperoony

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everyone who hates you too.

true dat

ok, you're super unique and everyone will remember you fondly.
>i hope you die with a dry dick you fucking autist

1. i call it bullshit.
2. done.

Calm down love

You don't leave your room much, do you?

When a 5/10 or better comes up to you at a party and tell you she needs you inside her, don't explain why you have to leave to pick up your grandma.

you have no idea lol.

If you know better then give a better answer

I've been in this thread for no less than 3 hours, and this simple faggot cones in at the end with the best advice yet

I'm dating a girl and the sex is great but I don't even enjoy her company when we're not having sex. Haven't talked to her about this yet bc it'd be awkard. My age is ~18

Advice?

If you end up in any job around computer illiterate people for the love of fucking christ do not let them see you know what you are fucking doing.
You will become local fucking IT support for them as well as trying to get your own god damn job done. Most stupid fucking mistake of my life.

Same situation except i just wanna fuck and that's it.

1 and 10 is great advice, 4 is shitbrained

Don´t give girls the benefit of the doubt. Just trust me on this one I got played like a motherfucker due to this.

Yes. This.
t. Boomer

Life goes by fast. if you find a suitable partner, try to keep them. You can end up old and alone faster than you imagine.

Nobody ever thinks they will be that one sad old lonely person, but it happens all the time.

hey guys, everyone who's been 18 was in the same situation. it's because you're not developed social creatures with values and interests. your penises and vaginas are good to go, that's why you're together in the first place.
>source
I didn't even like my first 3 girlfriends, we just fucked

7. Set your goals in small chunks that you can actually attain. For instance when you're running three miles don't think about the whole of what you have left, think about making it to the next telephone pole or around the next corner. It makes it mentally easier.

8. Crime is for two kinds of people: people who have so little that they feel that there is nothing to lose, and people with so much that they feel that they cannot lose. You most likely fall into neither category so leave it the fuck alone.

9. The people you hated in high school are mostly going to go on to be shit adults too.

10. Money may not buy happiness, but it buys relief from enough of life's bullshit that you can attempt to be happy more easily with it than without it. Remember, if you're poor and different then you're weird, if you're rich and different then you're just eccentric.

11. Women lie about how innocent they are. Men lie about how innocent they're not.

12. People who try to signal qualities are usually lacking in those qualities. The guy thumping his chest about how tough he is at the bar isn't as tough as the black belt sitting quietly down at the end. The guy flashing his cash to prove how rich he is probably isn't rich compared to the much quieter guy with old money.

13. You are who and what you are. Coming to terms with that is better than spending your life denying it, or, even worse, trying to apologize for it.

Do you have anything in common besides wanting to sex each other? If you can find some common ground that'd help.
If not or it doesn't help the issue enough, you have to make the choice to either move on and give up the sex or stay and tolerate her.

Consider if you're standards are too high for her, you being a bit stuck up, or just wanting her for her body, or her being a shit person.

I had a fwb years back, sex was great but she was SO annoying. Eventually I snapped at her and we stopped talking. So that was the end of that.
If that's the case with you, time to weigh up your options, bud.

>you have to make the choice to either move on and give up the sex or stay and tolerate her.

if she's dumb as a rock, that helps. Then you just smile at her once in a while or nod your head and she stays happy and giving up the pussy. You just have to get used to her prattling as background noise.

>never trust a teen girl to keep a secret

If you use credit cards and pay them off every month like clockwork, then you're fine. You can even earn points/cash this way. But don't tell yourself, "Well, I can always pay this off eventually" because you're paying a shitton of interest on that purchase. Instead, be patient and wait until you have the cash.

Absolutely this

Sadly this
I wasted my teens and early 20s pissing about and hiding away.

Yeah, be cautious. Some are lovely, others are cunts

Totally

>When to touch or kiss? Ask them. Seriously, just ask if it's okay to give a hug or kiss.
>Does this really work?

Yep. In fact, women feel respected when you do this, which increases the chance of you getting some. Just don't make a big deal out of it like you're some dipshit m'lady white knight. Ask in a normal, matter-of-fact tone.

If they say no, then you clearly know they're uninterested and can walk away without wondering "What if ...."

do it all
drugs, wilderness, sex, adventure, work, relationships, family, travel.

the only bad thing you can do is nothing

also, art is for fags

>Yep. In fact, women feel respected when you do this, which increases the chance of you getting some. Just don't make a big deal out of it like you're some dipshit m'lady white knight. Ask in a normal, matter-of-fact tone.

>so.. can i kiss you now or?

>I don't know how to initiate anything sexual, let's say i set up a date with a girl, what do i do? People talk about touching as the most important part of dating / relationships, i have no idea what or where to touch, how to know when to kiss or what to do.
When you set up a date, say something like, "This is a date because I'm interested in being more than just friends. Cool?" Get it out in the open so she can't pull that "I thought it was a friend date" or similar bullshit.

Touching is NOT the most important part of dating. That's communication. You can touch a stripper or escort without dating. But if you go without communication, the relationship will die fast. That's why you need to date someone with similar interests/beliefs. Not identical, mind you, but something in common.

Look, your choice is this: Either sit and worry the whole date about whether to hold her hand, then meekly reach out and panic if she pulls away, wondering what she wants or means ... or you can say, "Can I hold your hand?" and avoid the awkwardness or anxiety. Your call.

don't ask. if she's a cunt, don't even try, but don't ask. faggots ask. actually they don't even ask because they're cooler than this guy

Buy a plunger before you need a plunger.

>so.. can i kiss you now or?
Yes. Actually, yes. Just wait for the end of the first date so you both have time to decide if a relationship (dating or just fucking) is worth the effort.

Is this itchy scaly patch on my pinky knuckle from eczema or is it just really dry skin?

+1 mr practical over here....

Buy condoms before you need condoms.

have those on both corners. i work very hard for a living, I assume it's that. what do you do?

A persons politics or religion is not an indicator of their character. There are people on your team who are literal pedophiles and murderers, and people on the other team who would give you the shirt off their back if you needed it, and vice versa.

The most useless emotion in the world is "quit enjoying that I don't like".

The second most useless emotion in the world is "I can't enjoy this thing anymore because my enemies like it".

I’m an air ramp employee for UPS. Since it’s been cold lately I’ve been guessing it’s from my skin drying out

Forget about college or a degree
Learn a trade like plumbing or electrics

1, You will save a ton on college fees
2. You get paid as your learn
3. Degrees aren't worth the paper they're printed on
4, If you want to emigrate to Australia and say you have a trade their immigration office will suck your dick
5 College and university is 3 years of study, most of which will never be applied to your chosen career
6, Trades will always be in demand. They are impervious to economic crashes (unless you hookup with builders)

>The most useless emotion in the world is "quit enjoying that I don't like".

supposed to be "quit enjoying things that I don't like"

you're on the internet because you are missing something...

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If you know someone can't prove that they did all the work take the credit, it the only way to climb anywhere in the work place

kill yourself

Body queues usually let you know if they're down to kiss. There's a chart on the relative distance people keep away from each other, strangers like 5 ft+ friends/acquaintances 2-3 ft and best friends/lovers/family personal space can be non existent as no one cares at that point.

If you're next to a woman and talking and you're close enough to kiss her and making direct eye contact, she's most likely very comfortable or is also down to kiss.

And for all the autists, just because you met a girl at a concert or club and she's crushed on you cause she doesn't have a choice doesn't mean she wants to kiss.

>t.can talk to girls

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