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>Your name should go like "Name [Political Party] ## tripcode" for easy identification.
>1 namefag = 1 MP
>Join an existing political party or create your own

To create a party:
>choose name & color (I need a hex code not some random color or you will get the gayest shade of said color I can find color-hex.com)
>appoint a party leader
>party must have at least 3 avowed members to be officially recognized
>making a wiki page or pastebin of your party platform is highly encouraged but not required

All political parties should keep track of their members, i.e write it down on the wiki or pastebin, so it's easier to manage. parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_Sup Forums_3.0_Wikia

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Weeaboo Ban Bill

Bans all non-Trump related animu posts. Offenders will have their vote nulled for the duration of the thread.

CHECK.
THESE.
DUBS.

How to Draft and Pass Legislation


1) Draft a Bill and post it in the Thread for Discussion
2) Someone seconds the bill
3) Submit it to the Docket
parliament-of-pol-3.wikia.com/wiki/Legislative_Docket
4) When a voting session comes up the Pending Bills on the Docket will be voted on

now you're just shitposting, Mr Prime minister

This INCLUDES smug animu girls

I genuinely do not like anime

when the law passes she will be my waifu
she is claimed no one can have her.

smug anime girls are the best tho

Neither do i.

but denying such a right to your voter base will get you impeached for sure

===STOP AND READ THIS===
SUNDAY IS ROLL CALL

POST IN A Sup Forumsiament THREAD ON SUNDAY OR YOU WILL BE DISMISSED FROM Sup Forumsiament

THERE ARE OVER 100 Registered MPs
Some of which are One-Post-Wonders

ill be a MP only because i got no mates to make a party

Forum games are gay, and any American who even pretends to be part of a "parliament" is a traitorous pinko commie fag.

That Asian qt is really on your mind PM. Maybe we should hold a question time so your thoughts about it can be fully explored

I'll be on your party m8.

posting my asian qt Chintara Sukapatana

Name [Independent or Pick a Party] ## Password
In namefield please

my waifu

Officially claimed for when the bill is passed

Can we count this as an early Sunday post

A very wise choice if I do say so myself.

Fuck the cucks

Whoops Im retarded I thought it was saturday nevermind

Rules for a reason famalam

posting more qt chintara

...

Welcome mate

you from best state of QLD or from anywhere else?

Hey bantz you want a ministry in the coalition lad

should each mp have an article that contains a picture of their waifu?

no cucks here in QLD m8

If they want

>should each mp have an article that contains a picture of their waifu?

Claimed Waifu Bill

Upon gaining your Asian waifu ( should the bill be passed ), an MP must post a picture of their waifu and claim her.

A claimed waifu cannot be claimed by another MP. There are no exceptions. EVER.

A page on the wiki will be made for MPs to post their claimed waifus.

Party name : Immigrants Welcome
#f4a6b4 Color
Password?
Leader: Myself

anyone want to join?

m8 pls

seconded

Natsoc checkin

G'day neighbor

Whatcha got for me, Mr prime minister?
youtube.com/watch?v=HV_O3BA5e28

Twelve Tables bill:
1/2
I.1
"If he (plaintiff) summon him (defendant) into court, he shall go. If he does not go, (plaintiff) shall call witnesses. Then only he shall take him by force. If he refuses or flees, he (plaintiff) shall lay hands on him. If disease or age is an impediment, he shall grant him a team (of oxen). He shall not spread with cushions the covered carriage if he does not wish to.
II.3
Whoever is in need of evidence, he shall go on every third day to call out loud before the doorway of the witness."
III. 1
"When a debt has been acknowledged or a judgment has been pronounced in court, 30 days must be the legitimate grace period. Thereafter, arrest of the debtor may be made by the laying on of hands. Bring him into court. If he does not satisfy the judgment (or no one in court offers himself as surety on his behalf) the creditor may take the debtor with him. He may bind him either in stocks or fetters, with a weight of no less than 15 lbs. (or more if he desires)." [After 60 days in custody, the case is returned to the court, and if the debt is not then paid, the debtor can be sold abroad as a slave, or put to death.]


IV. 1 "A dreadfully deformed child shall be killed."

IV. 2 "If a father surrender his son for sale three times, the son shall be free."

V. 1 "Our ancestors saw fit that "females, by reason of levity of disposition, shall remain in guardianship, even when they have attained their majority."

V. 7 A spendthrift is forbidden to exercise administration over his own goods.

V. 8 The inheritance of a Roman citizen-freedman is made over to his patron, if the freedman has died intestate and has no natural successor.

dont be a racist m8. Australia is a successful multicultural country

write it in the legislative docket m8

...

I would like to propose an extension of the current ban on Islam to include a ban on other religions that enable Islamic practices, particularly ones that enable Halal foods. Any religious practices having a similar ban on pork should be banned in this extension of the law

2/2
VI. 1 When a party shall make bond or conveyance, what he has named by word-of-mouth that shall hold good.

VI. 2 Marriage by `usage' (usus): If a man and woman live together continuously for a year, they are considered to be married; the woman legally is treated as the man's daughter.

VIII. 1 "If any person has sung or composed against another person a SONG (carmen) such as was causing slander or insult.... he shall be clubbed to death."

VIII. 2 "If a person has maimed another's limb, let there be retaliation in kind, unless he agrees to make compensation with him." (Lex talionis)

VIII. 21 "If a patron shall defraud his client, he must be solemnly forfeited (`killed')."

VIII. 23 "Whoever is convicted of speaking false witness shall be flung from the Tarpeian Rock."

VIII. 26 "No person shall hold meetings in the City at night."

IX. 3 "The penalty shall be capital punishment for a judge or arbiter legally appointed who has been found guilty of receiving a bribe for giving a decision."

IX. 6 "Putting to death... of any man who has not been convicted, whosoever he might be, is forbidden."

X. 4 "Women must not tear cheeks or hold chorus of `Alas!' on account of a funeral."

X. 6a "Anointing by slaves is abolished, and every kind of drinking bout....there shall be no costly sprinking, no long garlands, no incense boxes."

XI. 1 "Marriage shall not take place between a patrician and a plebeian."

XII. 5 "Whatever the People has last ordained shall be held as binding by law."


There are eight kinds of punishment: fine, fetters, flogging, retaliation in kind, civil disgrace, banishment, slavery, death

I'm even a Romefag and I think you're taking this a little far man.

It's up now desu

seconded

im just trying to do something productive ill shorten it lol

Melbourne detected

so what time will the next Sup Forumsiament be held?

Definitely Roman law has a place, as they had good ideas, but we need to shape it such that it is compatible with the context (i.e. Sup Forums).

shorter version

A dreadfully deformed child shall be killed

Marriage shall not take place between a patrician and a plebeian


Whoever is convicted of speaking false witness shall be flung from the Tarpeian Rock

The penalty shall be capital punishment for a judge or arbiter legally appointed who has been found guilty of receiving a bribe for giving a decision

better?

A reminder to the any Galactic Empire cucks that remain that we have Vader on our side
youtube.com/watch?v=j0Uurhc3X-Q

but what if I want to marry a poor asian qt and bring her into the high life?

Could you instead change it to

"Marriage shall not take place between a Chad and his Stacy"?

>mfw NatSoc and SPQR draft legislation together, under the watchful eye of Trump

has my party been accepted?
where my pro immigrants bros at :P

I mean, it feels like you're roleplaying moreso than trying to do something effective for Sup Forums. I like the killing deformed children part though.

Degsech National Socialist Fritz Haber here to support all genocidal bills. I stand with the nazis unless they start changing policy to things that oppose me.

you need to make a trip senpai

Diplomacy and Exchequer AKA Economics

Romans were the original Chads and Stacy's sorry pham

Galactic empire on suicide watch

i thought this was both

...

thank you for the offer, but i reckon i'll just be a regular old MP.

ok forget about the other bill


NEW BILL

NO CARTHAGINIANS

NO GAULS

AND NONE OF DEM GREEK HOMOS


all of these people are forbidden

>Not a Jew [NatSoc] !!6MO127/2UZO
seconded

It is, but I think it's more important to leverage the power we have than to push "DAE Roman Empire, part 2"? Which is what SPQR, Trumpic, and Galactic Empire seem to be so far (not to say that can't change, I hope it does). We need to move beyond shitposting.

fuck whoops, accidentally copy and pasted my name

After days of debate in the last parliament, I thought we settled the weeaboo/waifu issue.

I suspect this bill will fail as well.

The only acceptable race is the master race.

sweet

Defense of Asian QT Waifus Bill

No man shall waggle his willy to another man's QT asian waifu once she is claimed

> Roman
> Against homosexuality

Good one

thats true maybe if the ICA becomes an overwhelming majority it'll happen

i support the removal of all degenerates and Gaul fucking shits

its what brought the empire down so it must be outlawed to prevent another collapse

you're now at the top of my list

Seconded.

hello

Register my party plz OP.

Sup wagon wheel bro

if I join the trumps or natsoc will my neetbux not be touched?

>[TlP]
the [Indian loo party]?

*Wrong link, fixed

Would you like to sample some of my fine pesticides?

You need a name and party name as well as a hex for seat color.

We won't touch your neetbux or your waifu

got a name, mate?

Yo pajeet, how's tricks?

/sg/ still on life support?

There are no neetbux fines for Natsoc.

SOLD.

I'm working on an official Kill, Enslave, and Master Race list

Sign me up. Independent of course

Welcome back

>mfw i'll run in the next election

i.4cdn.org/wsg/1461616130867.webm

East Asians better be master race

Party name is Immigrants Are Welcome. Hopefully Swedish and Germany anons jump on
Hex color is #ef4f91

Why would they not be? I'm going to run for next president...or whatever...

hullo
what's with the NatSocs not having [Pact Of Steel] in their name? Did the coaition break or something?

I was thinking of making a SSP (Street Shitter Party) but since Trumpic Imperial Party was already existing I thought I'd join that


>/sg/ still on life support
sadly, yes

thangs m8

youtube.com/watch?v=tRsfOGJ5lZg

Good.

Hitler made Nips honorary Aryans iirc
You need two other people willing to join before you can form a party.

Updated, although to change parties you really should have replied to the first post in this thread.

registered