Story of the best and worst time of my life

Story of the best and worst time of my life.

>Be me
>19
>overweight, selfproclaimed ugly sperg lord.
>Spend most of my life on vidya accepting my fate.
>After high school I realised the ugly truth.
>Shit isn't handed to you in the real world.
>No other skills aside from Computer.
>Neither I or my parents can afford college.
>Say fuck it and decided to work dead end jobs and play vidya for the rest of my life.
>2 months in.
>Notbad.jpg
>6 months in.
>Nigger I want to die.
>I never want to eat fast food again.
>Still do cause broke as fuck.
>So out of shape I am barely concious at the end of my shifts.
>Been staying with friends at an apartment.
>Barely afford the fraction of rent I have to pay.
>Beg mom and dad to let me move back in for a while.
>About 2 months late they finally feel sorry enough to let me move back in.
>Think: Fuck yes, now I can spend rent money on games now.
>They charge me. . .
>Wut.jpg
>They hand me surprise bill.
>Only 50 bucks less then what I was paying.
>Rage hard.
>Too beta to Rage infront of parents.
>Steal some wine from kitchen that night and get completely wasted.
>Wake up late for work with a hangover.
>Get write up.

Part 2: user can't even.

>The rage inside me is unbearable.
>Feel so disgusted with my self and the people around me.
>I decide to finally try and become a normie.
>Make the hardest decison of my life and Sell my Gaming PC to my friend.
>Use money to buy nicer clothes and quit my shit fast food nigger job.
>Sperg out infront of the local Gym for an hour.
>Finally decide to go in.
>qt3.14 at front desk.
>Never had a steady GF.
>Got a Bj in middle school.
>Tell everyone I have had sex before.
>Avoid spilling my spagetti long enough to get a membership.
>Leave and have a shameful fap at home thinking about front desk girl.
>Next day after putting in applications, just about everywhere that wasn't fastfood.
>I go to the gym in some old shorts and a ratty tank top.
>Some bro's openly laugh at me and talk shit about me as they are leaving.
>Think about saying something back.
>Beta me does't want to get his ass kicked.
>Hold in my rage.
>Start slow with a tredmill.
>The shame I feel by being out of breath from walking for ten minutes is huge.
>Somehow only now noticed the woman infront of me wearing tight track shorts.
>Her tight butt is just barely visible looking over my tredmill
>Isnta boner activated.
>quickly pull my erection up into my waistband and cover with shirt.
>Walking on the tredmill is not so bad anymore.
>Thirty minutes in, I am near collapse.
>The cardio bunny in front of me still going at a steady jog.
>Not willing to give up my view just yet.

Part 3: First encounter

>Wake up about 15 minutes later.
>I apparently passed out and collapsed on the tredmill.
>Hear chatting while I am just gaining conciousness.
>One is soft and sweet and the other sounds . . .Athoritive I guess.
>Slowly wake up to see a woman and a man standing a few feet away.
>The guy looks like your typical douch gym manager.
>Feel groggy and light headed.
>My face and knees hurt pretty bad.
>Reach up to feel my cheek.
>Feels like someone hit me with a baseball bat made of sandpaper.
>Both knees and right cheek are raw as fug.
>Wince loundly at the now very apparent pain.
>Draw the attention of the two next to me.
>Manager comes over and kneels down to help me sit up.
>"Sir, are you okay? You had a pretty nasty spill."
>"Yeah. . . I will be alright."
>Honestly want to get up and run out, but don't think my knees would let me right now.
>Gives me a spheel about pacing my self and not over exarting my self.
>The girl comes over and finally speaks up.
>"He gonna be alright?"
>Lets call her Jenny.
>Manager nods and tells her its alright and thanks Jenny by name for the help.
>She was the one that first noticed when I fell.
>With a smile she nods to him and I then turns to walk away.
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>It was the girl that was running infront of me.
>Makes since she was the one there first since she was right there.
>She is the thing that wet dreams are made of.
>Take the advice of the manager and head home for the day.
>Like I want to stay longer.
>Go home, fap three times thinking about that incredible ass.

Anyone reading or am I just wasting my time?

I am here

Go on

Part 4: She gone.

>Week later head back to the gym.
>Must have lost ten pounds in pure spunk over the week.
>Walk in immidiately look around for Jenny.
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>Stay for an hour hoping she would show up.
>No such luck.
>Spend half of my time on tredmill and other on stationary bike.
>Go home sad.
>Missing my computer so bad I feel like a crack addict.
>Surviving by my phone alone.
>Finally get an interveiw for some copy and paper supply place.(Sorta like Kinkos, when it still exsisted)
>Still go to the gym every day.
>On the verge of saying fuck it and stop going.
>Few days later I get hired on.
>Normie 8-5 3days a week.
>Feel dead after the soul sucking work they had me doing for my first day.
>Mostly training and sorting an endless pile of papers.

Part 5: She bak

>Give the gym one last shot, praying to god she is there.
>Expecting to not find her like always.
>Get out of the car and look over at the car next to mine.
>Oh shit nigger its her.
>She is just arriving as well.
>Almost for get she is probably a regular human with a job and shit.
>Makes sense I never saw her since I would go around noon.
>She spots me.
>Debate running away like a beta.
>She smiles and walks over to me.
>"Hey, you look like you are doing better."
>Say some shit like yeah thanks, you too.
>Can feel the spahgetti start to fall out of my pockets.
>"Shit I don't mean that you look better then before. Not that you did not look good before, I mean. . ."
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>She simply laughs and tells me its okay and gets what I mean.
>Almost cry from the release of pressure.
>She asks my name and I ask for hers, even though I already knew it.
>We walk into the gym lightly chatting.
>Find out she is here pretty much everyday after work.
>Target locked.
>"So do you come here pretty often user, I have not seen you for a while?"
>Tell her about my situation with my new job and try not to seem too pathetic.
>She seems to see where I am in life, and can relate at least a little.
>We keep chatting while we walk on the tredmill.
>By we I mean me, she jogs steadily next to me.
>Talk for what seems like ages.
>NiggerItwasonly15minutes.
>She says she is going to move to the wieght station.
>Really don't want to go over by the douchy bros.
>"Okay, I am gonna keep going on here for a bit."
>Jenny quips back with a. "Alright, becareful, I don't want to have to rescue you again."
>She laughs sweetly and walks off.
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Part 6: I have no idea what I am doing.

>I can feel the inner me easily fall hard for Jenny.
>Dick agrees as I watch her ass as she walks away.
>Try and ignore my thoughts and steal glances at her from across the room.
>Come back next day around the same time after work.
>Somehow I don't feel as tired as I did yesterday.
>Never had something to lookforward to after word besides vidya.
>This feels ten times better.
>She is already there.
>Deperately want to go up and talk to her.
>Sperg mode takes over and I end up on a stationary bike for the whole time I am there.
>LegsAreKill
>Wobble my way towards the exit.
>She notices me basically wall walking my way out.
>Comes over and lightly kicks my legs.
>Like just fucking taps my left leg with her foot.
>Oh hello mister floor.
>Crumple into a heep.
>Intially pissed off, but her laugh is so cute I can't help but chuckle a little as wel.
>"I am so sorry." She says trying to choke back her laughter.
>She helps me up, doing most of the work.
>She feels like she could kick my ass with ease if she wanted.
>Helps me to my car.
>Fuck she smells nice, even though she was working out pretty hard.
>apologizes again for what she did.
>Of course I tell her its okay and she did nothing wrong.
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>We say our goodbyes and I drive home.
>Fap thinking about her smell and how soft her skin was.
>This shit goes on for about a month.

Bump

continue

Part 7: She gon again

>Jenny and I are actually becoming really good friends.
>Even though I know she is way way out of my leauge I get insanely jelous when the bros hit on her.
>She doesn't seem to mind being hit on either.
>Must be used to it.
>Often think about how many guys she has fucked.
>Get awkward boner from time to time, thinking about it.
>Cucked
>At least I can go up and talk with her from time to time with out spagetti falling all over anymore.
>Actually able to jog on the tredmill now.
>Having stamina is new to me.
>So used to having to rest every hour or so.
>Do it out of habit anymore.
>Often catch my self asking wtf I am doing sitting there.
>New job isn't as cancer as fast food, but it is still tedious and soul sucking.
>Least I have Jenny to look forward too.
>At around the 2 month mark she vanishes.
>Don't see her all that week.
>Get worried something happened.
>This was at the point, where we were even hanging out from time to time outside of the gym.
>Try her cellphone.
>Auto voicemail.
>Wtf!?
>Mind starts going a mile a minute.
>Did she die, does she just not want to talk to me anymore.
>Did she get a new controlling boyfriend.
>IDFK!
>I am in panic mode for the next week.
>I fuck up constantly at work.
>Get two write ups with my next being I get fired.

Part 8: Bitch make up your mind.

>Around a week and a half after she vanished I get a text out of the blue.
>It's Jenny.
>"Hey user, I had to leave the country for work! Sorry I did not tell you!"
>Thatbitch.jpg
>"My boss suddenly quit and we all had to go to euroupe for a big meeting."
>Why the fuck would she have to go to europoor for that.
>Apparently the company she works for is based over there blah blah.
>I tell her I am glad to hear she is safe.
>Tells me I sounded pretty frantic in my voice mails.
>Fuck, forgot I left like half a dozen messages.
>Figure I am fucked, she probably thinks I am some clingly manchild now.
>"It was kinda sweet you were so worried."
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>A bit taken aback by this statement.
>Go with the flow and keep the conversation going in the same direction.
>Tell her that I genuinly care about her and how I was pulling my hair out thinking something happened.
>She doesn't respond. . .
>God damn it I blew my load too early.
>About a hour later, she finally texts me.
>"Meet me at (Our usual place we get coffee.) Tomorrow."
>Oh fug, im dead.
>Get no sleep that night.
>Spend all night worrying about what she is gonna say.

Gonna Have to rapid fire these, need to rush to the office soon.

>Get there over an hour before we are supposed to meet.
>Down like 4 cups before she gets there to try and wake up.
>Finally see Jenny walk in.
>Feels like judgement day.
>She sees me quickly and give me a kinda half cocked smile.
>Feel like I am gonna throw up.
>She sits down across from me, looking amazing as always.
>Starts talking to me about what I told her.
>Urge to cry rises.
>Then tells me about how she is weary of texts like that.
>She used to have a really bad stalker.
>Not really surprised, she is a godess among us plebs *Tips fedora*
>Tells me that she does "like" Me to a certain degree, but is not sure the way I do.
>I can tell she feels really uncomfortable right now.
>Feel like a peice of shit for saying all the stuff.
>I apologize and tell her I regret saying that stuff and wish I never made her feel like this.
>"user stop, It really was very sweet. I just have problems accepting that kind of feeling anymore."
>I feel torn in two, is she saying she liked it but did not want it or what.
>I am a bit confused right now.
>Ask her to clarify a bit more.
>"user. . . I really do like you, and you have been a great friend."
>Oh boy the dreaded friend zone I have heard so much about.
>"I Just want to take things slow if you really want to. . .Ya know?"
>Hold the fucking phone, did mean what I think she meant?
>Marinara starts to drip from my pockets.
>"Do you mean like. . . Dating?"
>She seems to laugh a little and nod slightly.
>Kick sand into beta me's face and man the fuck up for the next sentance.
>"Dinner, next saturday, (Fancy itallian place I can't afford), Pick you up at seven?"
>She seems a bit taken aback by this sudden move.
>"Uhmmm. . .Yeah. . . Yeah sure why not."
>She smiles like an angel and I nearly pass out from the rush and the exorbiant amounts of caffine I guzzeled down.
>"I-its a date then. I will see you at the gym tomorrow still?"
>She nods and stands up, still smiling.

>As she walks over to order a coffee to go she grazes my hand that is resting on the arm chair I am sitting in.
>Almost jizz my pants right then and there.
>The next week goes by slower than a fucking nigger going to deliver his child support.
>Lightly chat with Jenny at the gym, never mention the date while doing so.
>Finally friday!
>Shit dick manager comes up and tells me he needs me to stay a bit later tomorrow to get some work I am behind on caught up.
>nope.Avi
>Litterally just don't come in saturday.
>Spend most of the day just fretting about the date.
>Text her I will be over soon.
>Sends back a "Alright I will be waiting!;)"
>Dat wink emoji bruh.
>Dress in my interview suit, which is actually pretty fucking big on me now.
>Not that fat anymore.
>I did not even notice I was so focused on Jenny the whole time.
>Imagine, working out making you lose weight. Who would have thought.
>Drive to her place.
>Holy shit balls she is loaded
>Amazing looking two story house with immaculate lawn and everything.
>I would find out later that she is actually divorced and got a huge settlement ontop of her high paying job.
>Get out and walk up to her door and ring the bell.
>A few moments later she openes the door wearing a sleek form fitting black dress.
>Feels like my jaw drops like a fucking cartoon.
>"Hey user, let me go grab my purse and I will be right out."
>Don't find the mental stability to compliment her dress just yet.
>We head to the resturant.
>Swanky itallian place with Valet.
>Cock sucking Valet almost seems disgusted to park my older model car.
>We get seated and sit in silence for a few minutes untill waiter arrives.
>I get water, cause I already can't afford dinner.
>She gets a glass of wine.
>Isn't wine expensive? I can't help but thinking.
>Between worrying about price and gawking at Jenny, my mind is no where near conversation.

>Jenny finally has to be the one to break the ice.
>Asks me what I do for work.
>Panic and lie, saying I manage the place I work at.
>She obviously give me a bit of an odd look.
>Realises she never asked my age.
>Tell her I just turned twenty.
>She gets a really embarassed look on her face.
>Even I am not so socially enept to ask her age.
>She goes ahead and tells me that I am quite a bit younger then her.
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>Tell her that is perfectly fine with me and that she looks beautiful for what ever age she is.
>Finally get a sweet smile and what I think is a blush, hard to tell in the dimly lit resturant.
>My heart skips a beat at her smile.
>From that point, things got a bit more comfortable.
>Learn a lot more about her that night.
>Her hobbies, her job, ect ect.
>The moment of fate finally comes.
>Waiter brings the bill.
>Feel like I am shaking when I pick up the bill.
>Open it like a fucking wonka bar hoping to find a golden ticket.
>bill came out to over a hundred and fifty dollars.
>Almost feint.
>I guess my face must have given away my thoughts cause A moment later the bill was snatched away from my hands.
>Jenny hold the bill with a sly smile.
>"Don't worry, Mommy will take care of this." She says then laughs a little.
>Feel ashamed and oddly aroused at the same time
>Pulls out her whateverthefuckimrich card and hands it to the waiter.
>Feel releived not having to spend pretty much all my spare cash on dinner.
>This will also save my ass later.
>We leave the resturant and get back to her place.
>I walk her too the door saying that I had a really nice time and blah blah blah.
>She says she did as well.
>We pause for a moment.
>Legit almost reach out for a hand shake.
>Thankfully she beats me to the punch and kisses me on the cheek.
>"Thank you for tonight user, it was a nice change of pace. Goodnight."
>After she closes the door I stand there for what feels like ages.

>Feel alive for the first time in a long ass time.
>My jubilation is short lived as when I get home and check my phone I see I have a missed call from work.
>Oh fuck.
>Voice mail telling me I got a third write up and got fired.
>Shitshitshitshitshit
>Go in next day beg for job back.
>Tell me to gfto before they call the cops.
>Leave in a panic.
>Franticly go and call around town looking for work.
>No such luck.
>No idea where to turn now.
>Next few days are hell.
>No one hiring someone with out experiance for their field.
>Basically means I can work at fast food or a ditch digger.
>Would rather die.
>Only happy when I am with Jenny.
>We still aren't ofically going out, but we are getting closer.
>Spend most of my days at gym now.
>Paid membership fee a few days ago before I lost my job so its the only place I have left to go.
>Eventually break down in front of Jenny and tell her what happened.
>Scolds me for not coming clean sooner.
>Tells me she can get me a temp position at the place she works.
>Pretty much cry in her arms thanking her.
>New work is okay, was hoping I would get to see Jenny everyday now.
>Nope, she is on a upper floor and I am basically on the bottom.
>Bitch work, running papers, taking memos, sorting mail ect.
>Better than nothing.

>A week later, Jenny and I are having a date at the park.
>Hand holding, hugging, ya get the gist.
>Asks me how I am handling the temp work.
>Tell her it is alright, but was hoping I would get to see her more often.
>Direct hit.
>She clings to me and smiles up at me.
>We pause for a moment.
>First kiss achived!
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>Time seems to fly after that.
>Get offered fulltime at work.
>Now doing bitchwork on the computer.
>Few weeks later I am over at Jenny's watching a movie on her huge fucking flat screen.
>Cuddling and shit.
>Oh shit sex scene.
>Boner please.
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>Feel embarassed as fuck.
>She notices it jabbing her in her side.
>I am trying my hardest to look non-chalant.
>She grabs it hard.
>My whole body tenses.
>Teases me a bit, saying shit like look what I found.
>Straddles me.
>We start making out for a while.
>Feels like my dick is gonna burst out of my pants and through the ceiling.
>She suddenly slowly moves off of me.
>Biting her lip he starts to undo her pants and starts walking off.
>Stops mid way up the stairs.
>"Well are you coming?"
>Nearly sprint after her.
>Ah so this is what a vagina feels li-And I came already.
>Put on new condom.
>Force my self hard.
>Last like 5 min longer this time.
>She laughs a little and stops me before I try again.
>Tells me its okay and it will get better.
>Spend the night in each others arms.
>Wake up with her buried in my chest.
>Feel amazingly content.

Part what the fuck ever: The beginning of the end.

>Fast forward a few months.
>Promotion, regular sex, own apartment.
>Feeling good, feeling healthy, Eating better and still going to the gym around 4 times a week.
>Jenny on the depo shot so I can raw dog it now.
>Back to cumming almost immidiately god damn it.
>Eventually I move in with her as we celebrate our one year together.
>Head over heels in love with this woman.
>A little drama here and there, but most of the time we are very happy.
>I keep getting better positions at work.
>Apparently someone is putting in a good word for me.
>DurrrIwonderWhoThatCouldBe.
>No longer earning nigger wages.
>Money troubles don't even exsist anymore.
>My confidance is through the roof and I started to lift a bit as well.
>Come home one day, Jenny is there before me, which is a little odd.
>See a box on the table and a little peice of plastic in her hand.
>Oh shi-

Aww anons a daddy. Enjoy eternal servitude

ruined the story for me kys

Part end: Have a good one ya fuckos.

>Jenny is pregnant.
>Apparently the supply her obgyn got was faulty and a lot of her patients were getting knocked up.
>Panic mode engages once more.
>Jenny is in tears cause I am basically freaking out.
>She screams for me to calm down.
>I scream back for some reason.
>I dun know how to be no dad.
>Yells at me to get out.
>I rush out slamming the door behind me.
>Go to the gym.
>Start to work out my frustration and anger.
>Hit the tredmil hard and fast.
>Stop only to get a drink out of drop bottle.
>Get back on my wheel.
>Its only then do I realise.
>That dispite all my rage,
>I am still just a rat in a cage.

Great fucking story. Had me going all the way. 9/10. Thanks.

OP is a Faggot, but it was a good greentext.

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Good shit

Wait so is this a meme? Or did it happen? Cuz if this shit real I'm so happy for you. If meam, nice writing

YOU SIR ARE A GOD AMONG MEN. THE BEST WRITER EVER

this is the best story ever

oh shit wut the fukk???

i don't get it?!?!?!?!

true

SICK

Oh fuck, i get it now

Come on dude, type faster, you fucking faggot.

Hahahahaha. God dam I read the whole thing too hahahaha I was looking for like some sort of sign for it to be fake and whaddya know despite all my rage I'm still just a rat in a cage 10/10

Gotta rapid fire the last ones lol I think that's what got me so much

this was amazing to read :3

Op here

Glad all you fags liked it so much. I write a lot in my spare time. Might do more later on.

there should be greentext novels

fucking hell!! this was amazing!!

I hooked this niggga right here real deep.

Kek

>actually finding this shit funny

b is literally full of 12 year olds

FUCK YOU!!!