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I need this in my life

heya

I guess I think about killing myself pretty frequently. And why not? What's so great about living? You know when I'm happy? For about five seconds in the morning when I first wake up, before I remember who I am and what my life is all about: anxiety, disappointment, diarrhea more often than not. I don't know if there's an afterlife, but who cares? Nothingness couldn't be any worse than this meaningless march through my empty days.

Pthhhpth

And if the world ever has an apocalypse
I will kill all of you fuckers
Fear will be plentiful, death will be bountiful
I will spare none of you peasants
Fuck your religion, your pastor fucked kids
And got sent to a prison in PC
I seen the devil, he’s in you and me
You need saving to listen to this, see
Follow 'em home, cut the right corner so nobody sees you
Turn off your phone
Leave it at home so nobody can trace you
Mask your expressions
Appear to be calm, they won't read your intentions
As soon as you’re in
Let them all know who they’re all in the presence of
I am a murderer
I am a demon, the son of a serpent
What is your faith?
What is your worth?
Have you felt acknowledgement?
If I kill you now, will you go to heaven or hell you believe in?
Death is approaching you
30 seconds, think before lying in a blood sea

from the /kpg/
a straight g

Intelligent rappers
Intelligent rappers
Bow down to me, cause I'm your lyrical master
Intelligent rappers,
I'm an Intelligent rapper
Download all of my songs, illegally off of napster

[verse 1]
I'm such an intelligent rapper,
I don't need a pen and paper.
I'm too busy rapping,
solving mysteries and capers.
I'm the smartest man alive,
The talk of the town lately.
I wouldn't really know,
I'm in two thousand and eighty.

[hook]

[verse 2]
I did well on my tests,
did nothing but study.
Ill punch you up hard,
Won't call you my buddy.
I'm a real smart boy,
A real big genius.
You're so dumb,
You only think with your peengis.

[hook]

[verse 3]
It's okay to be afraid,
Of all my smarts. Lately
All of your rhymes, come out
Sounding like sharts.
You look real unclean, you should
Take a bath.
My flow is so calculated,
You can call me math.

[hook]

I know what you is
yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a yous a bitch

I jerk off to traps
I don't give no fucks
Heterosexuality
That's a gone reality

Manipulating the weak
Losers and the freaks
Omegle is my prawl
Anonimity is my cowl

Everytime i cum i feel the shame
For i am the only onw to blame
I only stare at the floor on the shower
And i cry for hours

[20 minute highpitched drone]

I love my secret friends.

if wanna live, come with him
if you wanna live, dont you sin
if you wanna live, try real hard
if you wanna live, give his regards

Boy I'm shloomy joopy with a jaloopy
Eating frooty loopies with a uzi
Sloppy jallopy shocky
Cocky jocky walkie talkie
Eating pizza in Piza
Giza with a viza with a Maltease-a
Mmm I love cereal while listening to Burial
Mounds
Mound of venus with a hairy penis
Wheatus the greetest one heet-us wonderus
Maleficent defecit disorder
Fistful of quarters while I soar to the dollar store-a
Grocery store-a
Eating Cheez Its and Ritz while at the Ritz with chicks on my dick

I'm on 4 chan rapping, bored man slapping
meat like a deli with the floorboards crackin'
dirty as feet on the shore, sure captain

I'll rap for you, I've got math to do,
but I have to lose, so I hate it
I ate a sandwich too, not the greatest
sand, witch bitch I'll have you to

Cast a spell on me, it's not a felony
to splash a bruise
up on my neck

fuck it, I dropped out for every test cause I hate the subject

rappers rent cars and still claim they roughnecks

No blood to the bruise
no guts to even punch if they move

I'ma die like houdini, discomfort in shoes
and if you might try to be me you'd just touch it and lose

life is toxic
even I am tired of my nonsense
try to ride a bike and can't recall it

I was like a tyke in my apartment
nigh 25 still hyping on my childhood

Love is wild typecast,
I don't smile good

Life is a movie, I fucked holly
with some mild wood

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1 2 3 4 5
I am the greatest rapper alive

6 7 8 9 10
This rhyme gets a 0 out of 10

100% nigga

Verse
Goddamn I hate white people,
Fucking wake up, sheeple!

Hook
Burn the whites
Burn the whites
Grab your donuts
And take a bites

>try to ride a bike and I can't recall it

Nice, Satan.

fuck drumpf
fuck white people
cuz you know
those crackas is evil

>rhyming 10 with 10
genius

My dick
is large
They call me
the sarge

I only shoot
For the hoops
But Drumpf
Gets two scoops
What a fruit loop

not bad user

Bustin' weights
With my mates
I'll do whatever it takes
We'll get ourselves in states
My heart beats in high rates

try to keep-up,
real quick,
I need a mic-check,
mic-check-1 about to go mach 2,
way past cool,
'cause i'm so old school,
you know i'm all about the music that make you wanna move,
it's the sonic that go boom,
and there ain't no stoppin me,
what you know about speed?
I must proceed at high velocity,
they go wild as soon as I step in the room,
breakin barriers with my sound,
people love what I put down,
I rock the world with my lyrics,
bust em off with the quickness,
leave ya with a sour taste in ya mouth like licorice,
wake me up when we're done with the exhibition,
Better get back kid
you-want-none-of-me,
Comin at all of y'all like a humvee,
if you gonna go slow then you gonna get past, What can I say?
Gotta go fast

Sounds more like the chorus of a pop-country song but i like it.

gotta leave that apple bottom but I know I'll be back in cider
best leave yo checkbooks at home cause my bankroll is higher
im waygu and wine, y'all boloney mr. oscar meyer
you like a gay mcconaughey, club of dallas buyers

My wicked style stems from the fists of Guile in street fights
You’re so wasted you piss pints and catch more heat than peace pipes
Serve this lame a combo plate from my Hanzo-made tanto blade
Verbal bullets leave scalps grazed, style like Johnny Cage with the knife skills of Bobby Flay
Feed off competition with cannibal rhymes that land to the jaw ‘till ya mandible grinds
Crazed like an animal mind, taking chunks out ya side like it’s a Hannibal crime
I’ll put your head in the dirt like vegetable patches and a dot on your skull like the predator has it
Flow rides like professional rafters, throw em in the oven then I'm spreading the ashes

>gotta leave that apple bottom but I know I'll be back in cider
Alright that's pretty good

pussy and tits
ass and pussy
licky licky dicky
feed me milky mommy

third eye collapses a black-hole syntax
nike with mechanical fuck toys
hip-hop on heroin detox
god's child, the weight of my earth nobody's a sun dial
the president of china wants to kill the dalai lama
if you living in the stateses, saddam and osama
in mine impeachment, halliburton war profits
this how the current events affect the stock-market
technology becoming industry-obsolete, playing strip-poker with your wife on ecstasy
xacto-knife in stereo search of your microphone biology c-section
life in emergency, physical atheist spilling in wallowness
spin you in the air with hooks in your chakra points
writing this verse with your blood on the wall
top to bottom, throw up plasma feelings
showering in audio is regular teens
show to climax WMD
the weight of evil against individual people
masonic ligature architecture within the church steeple
revolution 33 in the 3rd resident evil
weaponry lethal, stabbing us all though I took the heart of an eagle
even if you rob my shit, I don't give a fuck that you sound like me
I'm a g-o-d, how what your sound should be
fucking with my killer wild flow, fuck no
can't fly, basically you bust style
reckon to bury you first into contact
sci-fi, scope up the mind's eye
they hope to erase every human off the planet earth
soon you'll see
video game war
government tracking you down but it ain't war
killing the environment, war
nothing makes sense no more

literal bo burnham joke

One and two at starting line,
another round of deadman race
Scoffers be damned,
Gonna take what's mine,
Fight for that first place.
This you'll understand
.
Stagger step out starting gate
trippin at my feet
can't take defeat
but won't win at this rate

this is really good

thanks user, I used to do faggoty forum rap battles ages ago. Corny as hell but fun times. Moar barz

Bust sonic barriers with phonic harriers launched from mass carriers
I got that insta win, sucks to B.U. like terriers
Lyrics etched in stone, shouting power words I’m dragon born
High up on my throne while you’re coming short like midget porn
Knock shots back, McNulty skills, you’re seeing spots like C. Deville
Watch the pussy quake cause bitches love my multi kills
I stomp tracks like Top Gear, everyday I’m burnin rubber
Gotta use a double bag when I'm fuckin on your mother
It’s a race to the finish and I know I’ve got a leg up
You’re busy smashing bros for five bucks like a keg cup
You fucking urchin, I’m a wordy merlin and you a muggle with a dirty merkin
I bring the closed curtain and snatch ya kicks quick to leave your sorry ass sole searchin

...

As we gaze into the oblivion
All we see is travesty
Hatred, the glorious engine of earth

Incidental experience in the abyss
Leads to degradation
Instituded controlled decadence
Killing us by killing ourselves

Experimenting beyond reason
Tantalizing to make you come alive
Raping, pillaging our morals
Asking what we have to lose

Push the pen a little further
Silence us from speaking truth
Laugh, ignore, fight, then panic
Open mouth to what you created
Look at the horror your pet's become

I don't need practice
My dick is a cactus
Bitches will cry
As I prickle their flap-s

ay

flipping whippers and shit
you can't know nothin so why you deal with that shit
ay, ay
i'm a motherfukcing rock star
turn that shit into a brick im that flop star
uh
you think i fuckin me roppin
nah
my fucking chopa getta bustin
ya, ya ya yay yayayya

yea in new york i milly rock
suckin on a cock
put it in my butt
snitchin to the cop
then i fuck a cop

i got a big dick here waiting for you
i'll take a cute cunny or maybe two
they call me dan schenider the semen provider
you better hold her cause bitch is a fighter

>cunny

can someone make this into a rap

AHHHHHHH YO
EscarGOON SKWAAAAAAD
AHHHHH
YO
WHY DO THESE HERE GIRLS AINT GOT NO COCK AND BALLS
I'M HARD AS A ROCK IN MY OVERALLS
HOW THEY SUPPOSED TO BE PEEIN, THERE'S NO D IN KOREAN
GUESS ILL FILL THIS HOLE WITH MY SEMEN, YA FEELIN?

HAHA

sweet baby jesus

erry body hates me
erry body hates
so stressed out Im about
to fucking kms
Wish people knew me
Maybe Im going down
The wrong road in life
I hate myself too

ayee uhh
ayee uhh
fbb
ayee
ayee
uhh
fuck
black
bitch
eyyy
uh
fbb
pay your tax-e´s

Try a trip on some acid, maybe you'll break through to something, if not- it's fun!

I'm blacking like I'm sneezing on a napkin
and I'm bleeding on the napkin
was it my eyes, was it a lie
motherfucker I survive
in summer I'll fuck you in time
I'm out of the park
guess who came out of the dark
y'all expecting me to come out of the closet
I'm not even dressed
I'm naked as a motherfucker
I'm not even blessed
born with it? fuck out of here
it's maybelline, this is my talent
I jack off to porn with it
Riley Reid, can you hear me?
really, why are you screaming?
you're getting fucked from the back by a demon
and I can do it better but I'm a virgin and I'm steaming
I'm bluer than the two brothers
I'm the dude who visit brothels
and I'm feeling like I'm booted
so boo this brother
you're a boss, I'm a buddhist brother
there's an age in it, wait a minute there's hate in it
talking to the blue within, that could be darker than evil
and then you see who's using in
and then I, then a big lie
like I'd actually want to get high with minaj
get me a minot, I just told a fucking lie
did I not?
word to the day of one, word to the day of the one
everytime I say I'm the one, I mean it
you disagree, go ahead blow my zenith
that's the top and I'm over it, like I'm over it
so I never fail I simply excel
applejack can kiss my ass I'll see you in...
Damn.

for that equation I don't need microsoft excel

...

I bust into yo crib and say hi to you motha
hit tha livin room and watch Barney wit yo brotha

In grade 7 I thought I was a good rapper and wrote down a sick verse on a note and passed it to my friend:
>She sucks the
>tip of the dick
>in bed
>oh no slobbery head
>oh shit, nuff said

The teacher intercepted the note and I got suspended for a day.

guarantee that that
second place mandatory,
soul at half mast
but the larynx she does inflammatories
i cant help it once you
run against me
you have to rumble for the team
no tricks or slips its
nothing but trouble up in my sleeve
when that flow stay overflowing like a gutter in a storm,
it fucking rose over, knowing I'm a sucker for the lawn
no good if its drenched
such a pity i was sworn
that the weed came in neat, and the tears be kept at bay,
plead on my knees, all i needed was to sway.
the idea that the man in the middle
don't have any option but to stand up for difference
either that or hit hay.
my fix tho stowing and stirring up in the overhead like a
chipped shoulder, the spliff roaster

Imma be fuckin a hoe
15 16 sevteen yee old
You knoe i be fuckin hoes
Steady suckin my dick like it some toes

Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me
Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me
Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me

Look at the way she poppin that pussy
Nigga
Babygirl callin me papi
Uh

Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me
Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me
Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me

Bitches all up on me
Steady makin my mon op ply
Dressed in versache, seen dem opps
Bet dey wish dey shot me
Cuz a nigga brought da phonk

Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me
Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me
Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me

Krazy killa
Raider killa
Curry bitches cant fade me
Nigger bitches
Snatch yo carti's
Fuck yo life up sarah connor
Stash box dash in back of a van
Kill yo senpaitachi, yo yams all you herd wuz the bass yo bam bam bum bam bamz

Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me
Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me
Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me

Chillin witta porto rican
Watchin telly its miss rican
Thotty big booty suck my dick lips like toucan

Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me
Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me
Imma keep bringin the phonk
Nigga
Imma keep bringin the phonk
And you niggas cant stop me

shameless self bump

I pull da trigga

>*breathe*

Pop goes a nigga

fuk

Today's climate you know how it be
Correctness, and overly nice to the niggas
Let's not forget Asians and Hispanics, they ain't like tiggers
They growing in numbers, and whites declining in figures

But it's time to accept reality, cause actually, this works out for me
My girl is bored of my five inch piece, I haven't washed in weeks
It's covered in cheese
Now I painted the picture of my pathetic life
I guess it's time to let a bull cuck my wife

This honestly would have been sick if the music cut back in after a few lines

Poop
Loop

Shit on my balls, call it shit balls
eating cake with mama, call me dragon balls
I rhyme like a dentist, make a lot of calls
I spit like a sock Im getting very tall
I used to be the worst, now Im just alright
If I wear a hat then I'll eat some marmite
put on tv eat a girl out and laugh at her
put on tv eat a girl out and laugh at her
racism everywhere, feel like my name is Joe
Hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe hoe
Joe hit his toe in his tall ass sock
i am a box cutter I like rock

Blacks need to be shot
Left to rot in my parking lot
If I see a drop of color in my sight
I'll make sure this is your last fucking night

>You fucking urchin, I’m a wordy merlin and you a muggle with a dirty merkin
I bring the closed curtain and snatch ya kicks quick to leave your sorry ass sole searchin
Alright, this is some good shit.

Uh yeah
Check me out now check me check me out now here we here we go uh
One time for your mind uh
Ya'll ain't ready for this
Shout out to my Utah players
Uhh

Ayo fuck you knaye first and foremost

Fuck a hundred hoes and run that's a playboy mansion
Hit a hundred homeruns get a play-ball mansion

bump

Never thought the crack cowboy could turn sadboi
Spittin shit like Caiman
Flowin in like saimin
Lost the drugs all day man
Done playing coy and traded in the foie for a new joy
Still kept the shiny darted tongue but gave away the old gun and a cold one
What do you guys think?

look at my dick ay
xans get me lit ayy
glock in the whip ay
boutta be rich ayy

hand on her clit AYY
I knock up the bitch AYY
Lil dick click AYY
She bewitched by my dick AYY

She suck on my Stick AYY
I’m plowing this chick AYY
she’s gonna be sick AYY
I cum, don’t commit AYY

She cannot resist AYY
I nut in her slit AYY
She throwing a fit AYY
I’m done with this bitch AYY

she’s sucking my tit AYY
I tell her to quit AYY
Take a look at my clique AYY
we sucking that dick -goteem!-

All my fellas be thick AYY
I flick my boy's tit AYY
Doing arithmetic AYY
Can’t spell worth for shit AYY

this beat is retarded AYY
sounds like dolphin just farted AYY
I fuck it regardless AYY
its blowhole’s my target AYY

Fucking dolphins illegal AYY
My lawyer’s a weasel AYY
But I can still fuck that eagle AYY
But I get hard for seagulls AYY

Stuck my dick in a beagle AYY
it let out a squeal AYY
I went out and clubbed seal AYY
Then I fucked them for real AYY

Yo I jacked off an eel AYY
I Got beasts appeal AYY
I wanna fuck veal AYY
But I can’t fuck your meal AYY

playing call of duty
you’re a call of cutie
you’ve got a real thick booty
Can you play my skin flutey

I'M ADDICTED TO BUYING UNBELIEVABLY EXPENSIVE CUSTOM HELICOPTERS YEEEEEEAAAHHHH IN A BRIEF MOMENT OF LUCIDITY I WENT TO THE HELICOPTER DEALERSHIP AND TOLD THEM DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES SELL ME MORE HELICOPTERS I WAS BACK THERE HALF AN HOUR LATER WEARING A FAKE MOUSTACHE AND I SAID HELLO GENTLEMEN I AM RAY Z A MAN YOU HAVE NEVER MET BEFORE GIVE ME 10000 HELICOPTERS COVERED IN DIAMONDS

>Heterosexuality
>That's a gone reality

Head to marimba
Straight out the coolie
Bic like pen rimba
he ho ha hoolie

better than everyone else, damn right I'm stuck up
put up or shut up
matter of fact just shut up, you don't qualify
keep busy like a firefly, so try to deny my work habits
your skills come up short like bobbin'
instead of hyping your project let me decide if I want to cop it
or download it
no cash flow for sub-par flows, that's a no-no
stick to promos and demos because everyone needs a good laugh
before you start rhyming put on a mask
no sense in disgracing your family name
put you to shame by using only half my brain
the other half can't be contained
it should be locked in a cage
flip through pages of words written like I got issues
just stay out of my way and there'll be no reason to diss you

FUCK, NIGGA, IMMA, WHOOP YO ASS *WHOOP*

GOT, SUM, MONEY, IN MY POCKET *IN MY POCKET*

IMMA GET DAT MULA IN DIS BITCH *YUH*

IMMA PULL UP WITH MAH BITCH IN A LAMBO *LAMBO*

GOIN SKUURRT SKUURT ON DEES HOES, NIGGA!

Sorta filmic half truth coming out when i start a flow
Ima one to warn the people running from John Doe
Man without a face he's the ill that you don't know
Coming through your window in the morning like 'oh no'
He's more than a man, he's a whole atmosphere
They go to afghan, brought the drugs back in here
Using it to keep the people down, and pointing at mexico
Mexicans on the tv, crossing the border show
if that shit where real they would really show it though?
Besides, all the mexicans giving up is shitty blow

This is legitimately good.

NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA
NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA NIGGA

*does mouth sounds*

THE TING GO

she told me it's too big i told her she don't know the half
i got her way too wet feel like my dick just took a bath
she asked about my money i told her i don't do the math
my accountant handles that, he add it up, i just subtract
Me i am a ruler, you don't measure up
bubbly in my cup, you too, you're drinking 7up
if you want this dick then pay me,
no, i do not give a fuck
they loving my delivery, i tell them order up

My new bitch yellow
She blow that dick like a cello

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