You wake up to find that you are now 6'8 and have a body like pic related and have a massive dick and humongous horse...

>you wake up to find that you are now 6'8 and have a body like pic related and have a massive dick and humongous horse nuts

What do you do?

Rape

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anhero

pillage

if id look like this id go an hero and suicide

there diary, today OP was a fucking useless subhuman piece of shit again

dude is fat af

Find niche job

>i would die of heart disease

>a body like pic related
go on a diet

Hit up Grindr

Go to fucking work, I still have to do my damn job after all.

Shave my belly and start losing some serious weight.

I look in the mirror and jerk my new massive cock off while wondering how many years of my life I just lost over night. Overall its a positive change

Cry over the fact that I seem to have just aged 20 years.

Weep openly that I'm now morbidly obese, and probably gay.

get a shitload of heart medication and pills for my joints

spread the word of Jesus Christ

Do porn, make make loads of money. This guy is every gay bottoms fetish.

Run away before my wife realises who I am

In that order, no less.

become an hero

I would like that. I could probably get paid by people to get worshiped.

IF dude went on a severe cut - he could be fucking amazing looking.

Only if I have to be white.

1. Immediately go to the gym to set my new PRs.
2. Find some niggers and scare the shit out of them
3. Begin extensive die and cardio program

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Mr. 3000 doesn't give a shit faggot

Talk shit, like a lot of shit.

wish I woke up to look like pic related instead

Walk around naked or in tiny shorts and shirtless to get stares and intimidate

>Humongous horsenuts
>Horse nuts
>post r34 on /mlp/ before going off to actually fuck a horse
also moar cardio

his dick is probably small, hes compensating

...

hgh gut

Immediately start a keto diet for a few months because that'd be enough to lose that fat covering up the muscle and turn that body into the body of a fucking bear.

Then go fuck bitches I guess.

Would you even fit in you computer chair?

>What do you do?

Find a very young Cambodian girlfriend.

Seems like newfags don't know the difference between how muscle affects your physique and how fat does. "Obese" You're all idiots KEK

Wrestle Bugs Bunny

This is exactly what I ask myself every day because in my case this is all true.

I yet have no real answers but one thing I do know is that I now get a lot of free drinks in a pub from random girls and I also get asked out a lot even if i'm just minding my own business.

Well shit happens if you start your day with a good workout and a beer.

>tfw my doctor told me to slow down because of my hear but she is a young blond who immidietly after I took my shirt off started to flirt with me.

But, user, I am 6'8"

is that guy strong and fat at the same time? what the fuck?

Yea, you can see he has colossal sized pecs under the fat

I take all of the 120+ provincial/national records in powerlifting.

I have a massive dick and humungous horse nuts.

i keep them in a jar.

>Weep openly that I'm now morbidly obese, and probably gay.
I don't think bears means what you think it means (in that context)

you may be on to something there.