Let's Make A Tinder Profile Together Sup Forums And Lets See What Happens

Let's Make A Tinder Profile Together Sup Forums And Lets See What Happens.
First Reply's Decides
>First Name
>Last Name
>Age
>Bio
>4 Pictures for profile
Let's Make it good so we get matches.
I will post updates if we get any matches.

Harry
Balsonya
41
Im here for dank memes

I think OP meant reply only 1 of them

Oh. Whatever. Thread sucked anyway.

>Leon
>Trotsky
>138
>LF gf to establish the 5th International

Yo any girl who won't fuck this handsome devil is not into guys.

>Harry
>Trotsky
34

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Interested in memes and Marxist revolution. If you have a dog swipe left, I don't care for you basic thots, only looking for a good time and quality talks

I take back my statement. This could actually be funny.

OP here is the update

>Newt
>Gingrich
>74
>50th speaker of the house of reps. enjoys blowing on lobbyist's ass hairs and four wheedlers- i'm here for a good time not a long time boys ;D if you're over 25 swipe left

Nice lol

are there more pics of the big nipples guy?

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OP here now choose
>Job title
>Company
>School
>And more photos (preferably of the guy with the big nips or just sight seeing stuff and lame shit like pictures of food)

Company: flap jack flipper

Sorry I mentioned job title

And instead of mentioned, I meant, meant. Fuck phone posting.

"Loving my new J's"

School-

Harry's got his first match

We're going places bois

Company: Hospital Espirita de Marilia

Hahaha

Whats her profile like? From that we can cook up an opener

Sorry no more pix of nipple guy. Just a random pic I found one day.

This

Her profile

RIP her snapchat

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Gotta have goals

She is thick

we in this bitch bois

So what do we say?

The head line in this week's New Yorker reads:
"Hannah 28 is dubbed the new Abraham Lincoln, due to the uprising she caused down south"

Her jaw line is wayy to thick yo :/

Yesssss

Hitler related pickup line

>Leaving her snapchat

Nigga what are you doing. Either this is gonna be a legendary sting operation or the whiteknights will be all over this.

I may not have a New Yorker online subscription, but by God I have me some big nipples you could suck on.

"I see by your picture you're fine with being grabbed by the pussy. I, too, am a Trump supporter, m'lady."

this

This is solid

Srry Sup Forumsro this guy was faster

Buuuuut we got a new match

Is this a competition to see who can keep a match for the longest? Or to see how fast we can freak people the fuck out.

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Opener:

Finialy.. I was beginning to think I was in the Matrix because of all the zeros and ones I've been seeing.

the ladies love sausage nipples

Disgusting.

I think we need to catfish the women. Set up dates then watch as they become upset and leave

To the profile!

This is the 2nd girl we matched
Message sent

Do you vape?
For the next one

2nd girl wrote back Sup Forumsros !!

The world's most confusing cluster fuck of a catfish. And all we needed were nipples the size of police sirens.

Right? Who'd of thought.

Kek *attempted illusion*

Shut up you stupid fucking cunt

she is onto us Sup Forumsros

Send NKVD to arrest her

Attractive /fit/ bro hook us up with some pics we've been made

Funny I thought the same thing about you.

Well darlin', believe or disbelieve as you see fit but let me ask you something; do you believe in Santa? If not, then what else should I burst into your house dressed as?

I still need to upload another picture. do you not like my beard or something?

Fucking kek

This

Please say this.

Can't send pics on Tinder

This'll do the trick.

It's taken me a long time to feel confident to show my true self. I thought modern women were all about body acceptance, and you're already mocking me.

kek

this

op; hurry

Gold

It was highly requested and just tooooo perfect

here's another pic OP

And now we wait.

This got me dying

rollin

All bearded men look the same! Add some more pics so we look legit

milk truck arrive

How in fuck are you getting serious matches with giant nippled grey beard man? DO THEY NOT SEE HIS LITTLE SAUSAGE NIPS?

yeah i'm talking to her now the one with the big nose, the pic with the sunglasses i showed you , haha yeah the idiot is falling for it already lol, anyway jason i'll speak to you later peace bro!

Him in his younger years

very true

Holy shit youre right

who needs a big dick when you have 2 nipples like that!!!

OH shit

hi deer

"Finally. Someone with nipples I can trip over."

this

possible profile pic

just gogle long male nipples and he's right there

because they clearly know those nipples can fuck them

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We have enough material for 5 new profiles. Right down to the responses. Just need Names and Bios.

She responded

This thread is what I needed. Good shit.

You do realize you're swiping on this app to find someone who will eventually put a finger in your anus?