Let's Make A Tinder Profile Together Sup Forums And Lets See What Happens.
First Reply's Decides
>First Name
>Last Name
>Age
>Bio
>4 Pictures for profile
Let's Make it good so we get matches.
I will post updates if we get any matches.
Let's Make A Tinder Profile Together Sup Forums And Lets See What Happens
Harry
Balsonya
41
Im here for dank memes
I think OP meant reply only 1 of them
Oh. Whatever. Thread sucked anyway.
>Leon
>Trotsky
>138
>LF gf to establish the 5th International
Yo any girl who won't fuck this handsome devil is not into guys.
>Harry
>Trotsky
34
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Interested in memes and Marxist revolution. If you have a dog swipe left, I don't care for you basic thots, only looking for a good time and quality talks
I take back my statement. This could actually be funny.
OP here is the update
>Newt
>Gingrich
>74
>50th speaker of the house of reps. enjoys blowing on lobbyist's ass hairs and four wheedlers- i'm here for a good time not a long time boys ;D if you're over 25 swipe left
Nice lol
are there more pics of the big nipples guy?
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OP here now choose
>Job title
>Company
>School
>And more photos (preferably of the guy with the big nips or just sight seeing stuff and lame shit like pictures of food)
Company: flap jack flipper
Sorry I mentioned job title
And instead of mentioned, I meant, meant. Fuck phone posting.
"Loving my new J's"
School-
Harry's got his first match
We're going places bois
Company: Hospital Espirita de Marilia
Hahaha
Whats her profile like? From that we can cook up an opener
Sorry no more pix of nipple guy. Just a random pic I found one day.
This
Her profile
RIP her snapchat
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Gotta have goals
She is thick
we in this bitch bois
So what do we say?
The head line in this week's New Yorker reads:
"Hannah 28 is dubbed the new Abraham Lincoln, due to the uprising she caused down south"
Her jaw line is wayy to thick yo :/
Yesssss
Hitler related pickup line
>Leaving her snapchat
Nigga what are you doing. Either this is gonna be a legendary sting operation or the whiteknights will be all over this.
I may not have a New Yorker online subscription, but by God I have me some big nipples you could suck on.
"I see by your picture you're fine with being grabbed by the pussy. I, too, am a Trump supporter, m'lady."
this
This is solid
Srry Sup Forumsro this guy was faster
Buuuuut we got a new match
Is this a competition to see who can keep a match for the longest? Or to see how fast we can freak people the fuck out.
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Opener:
Finialy.. I was beginning to think I was in the Matrix because of all the zeros and ones I've been seeing.
the ladies love sausage nipples
Disgusting.
I think we need to catfish the women. Set up dates then watch as they become upset and leave
To the profile!
This is the 2nd girl we matched
Message sent
Do you vape?
For the next one
2nd girl wrote back Sup Forumsros !!
The world's most confusing cluster fuck of a catfish. And all we needed were nipples the size of police sirens.
Right? Who'd of thought.
Kek *attempted illusion*
Shut up you stupid fucking cunt
she is onto us Sup Forumsros
Send NKVD to arrest her
Attractive /fit/ bro hook us up with some pics we've been made
Funny I thought the same thing about you.
Well darlin', believe or disbelieve as you see fit but let me ask you something; do you believe in Santa? If not, then what else should I burst into your house dressed as?
I still need to upload another picture. do you not like my beard or something?
Fucking kek
This
Please say this.
Can't send pics on Tinder
This'll do the trick.
It's taken me a long time to feel confident to show my true self. I thought modern women were all about body acceptance, and you're already mocking me.
kek
this
op; hurry
Gold
It was highly requested and just tooooo perfect
here's another pic OP
And now we wait.
This got me dying
rollin
All bearded men look the same! Add some more pics so we look legit
milk truck arrive
How in fuck are you getting serious matches with giant nippled grey beard man? DO THEY NOT SEE HIS LITTLE SAUSAGE NIPS?
yeah i'm talking to her now the one with the big nose, the pic with the sunglasses i showed you , haha yeah the idiot is falling for it already lol, anyway jason i'll speak to you later peace bro!
Him in his younger years
very true
Holy shit youre right
who needs a big dick when you have 2 nipples like that!!!
OH shit
hi deer
"Finally. Someone with nipples I can trip over."
this
possible profile pic
just gogle long male nipples and he's right there
because they clearly know those nipples can fuck them
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We have enough material for 5 new profiles. Right down to the responses. Just need Names and Bios.
She responded
This thread is what I needed. Good shit.
You do realize you're swiping on this app to find someone who will eventually put a finger in your anus?