Why aren't you bisexual?

why aren't you bisexual?

>if you don't reply you will have bad luck for the rest of your life

>why aren't you bisexual?

Because I'm not a faggot.
Why do you continue to post faggot spam?

Would you mind fucking off and dying?

Cuz no gay

because i like women

so do bisexuals, genius

bi's aren't gay, they're bi

so do I, certain dudes as well in addition

stop

I honestly think most men are like that but are too shy or afraid of being judged about it. Because fuck religion, that's why.

Why? I want moar of whatever OP has.

miss me

>Because fuck religion

This site is for 18+, go away.

I'm married to a woman and I find some dudes attractive but I'm super picky about it

Exactly, for rational adults who no longer believe in the fairy tales that were told to entertain them in their youth.

Anyone over 18 who believes in a sky daddy is a grade A manchild.

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still makes you bi

Because I'm shotasexual

Because I am not attracted to men. I won't even get a massage from a guy because it creeps me out.

no

Of course it does but I'm not sucking dick left and right

Because I'm Omnisexual. I fuck who I want, and I do the fucking. Bi sounds like you occasionally enjoy being the bitch.

kys sick fuck

The only things attractive on this earth are adult women (MILF's especially) and cute men between 18 and 30.

Cause it's fucking disgusting. Imagine the disappointment on your dad's face when you tell him you suck cocks.

idk

i aint no gay boi

eh

I'm sorry you have a shitty father.

Okay, but are you bi?

i dont, what? how is this a post?

Bisexuality has nothing to do with any kind of act.

All it has to do with is what you find attractive, that's it. You couldn't touch anything your entire life and be 100% bisexual, based on what you are attracted to.

Also, did you know that about half of all gay and bisexual men that are in same sex relationships never have anal sex? Hand/blowjobs are enough.

People need to stop making retarded assumptions and conflating words with action.

I am
I can't date guys tho

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Because women have cuties and dicks are nice.

>cuties

trips win the thread

i dont like it in the ass

K

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dubs confirms

i am

uh ok

This

Well, OP, I'm bi.
Best of both worlds, to be honest.
Prostate stimulation and penile stimulation.
You've got only one life, why not flip the coin and look in the other side, see if you like it?

not attracted to men

>Would you mind fucking off and dying?
no thanks, nigger

trips, I want to suck you off badly

you give in?

pls post ass

cuz im not a fag

Because I find men to be gross.

I am

The answer is simple
>tits

Seeing all the Trap threads tainted my perception. Even if I was into other dudes they'd have to be the type that pads as chicks. So fuck that I'm just gonna keep resisting

Your move

bisexuals like tits too you idiot

I fucking guarantee you I like them more than you, and I'm bi

I like traps. Gay enough as it is. No penor near me though. Shit's gross.

> I won't even get a massage from a guy because it creeps me out.

That's not being straight. That's just homophobia.

I am

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gay lol

But I am

Fick

already am:)

You are?

I am, you cunt.

then stop asking stupid questions

but i am

I already am, I love dick

i am though. there is something incredibly satisfying about dominating both sexes.

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pends on person

Well, shit.

Dude I love futa, I will ERP with that shit all day.

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I'm only bisexual if the woman is an FTM. Also, don't think you can control my luck. I've already got it figured. It's like a short scale not-quite-karma thing. If I have some sort of misfortune befall me and I also find myself in a difficult position, somehow I will be provided the barest minimum needs to get by. So, if your post would have worked at all I would have been given a small benefit to make your shitposting not quite sting so much.

/I am/

Suck Rick gay

Since traps count i am

There are not enough good looking young traps
I don't want to feel like I'm fucking a man
I want to fuck boy pussy

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Jesus fuck my sides

Menfolk smell funny and are all hairy. Bleh.
(It's not the penis that bothers me; I have one myself and quite like it.)

I am tho

I see another dude as a fuck hole not really sexually attracted to them, just like to dominate. No kissing not gona suck his dick, pump and dump. Kind of like a flesh light but I don't need to buy a new one every so often.

sorry bro, I', gay

Obviously grab a heel hook it with your leg and roll

But I am

because women are disgusting parasites with no honor

dis

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