Ylyl thread green text edition
Ylyl thread green text edition
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A classic
A favorite of mine
Both ylyl and arousing
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I have never laughed so hard, I think I love you
I love you too, user. I'm gonna look and see if I have another good one saved
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I also have this one
lost
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is that real? lmfao is so
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CROP IT ASSWIPE
Congratulations I do too
Heil Kenya
This is some edgy cringe my dude
Both newfag and samefag
Doesn't work, what about SIDS?
Holy shit
I think he means suicide, cot death is not.
Both retarded and angsty
Bump
This isn't funny. This is FUCKING AWESOME!!!!
bump
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it was almost certainly in response to a "painless suicide methods" thread.
i kekd, but i refuse to believe this event ever occurred.
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wife and i are both doctors and our sides have just passed the Oort cloud
>miss get raped by a dog
My fucking sides
lost at mainframe
never stick your dick in crazy
dunno, user. that guy seems to have come out if it ok.
also youtu.be
I must admit that I love these kind of greentexts that include shitting, don't know why.
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was believable until it became country-wide
Bump
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Is this supposed to be a cringe thread, faggot?
Bump goes in all fields
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Not funny but kids. Don't listen to faggots. ALWAYS stick your dick in crazy when you're young.
These stories are fucking gold. I've had girls pin me down claiming I love them when I dumped them. Shit is a great memory.
If you look really close so you can tell the two parts of the story that doesn't make any sense.
So homosexuality isn't a choice. It's actually genetic. Cool I guess. Not really funny.
>humble brag
tripquads checked
Gross. She was just asleep and was used to rubbing up against her husband which is kind of nice that his parents were still in love.
huh... thanks. it hadn't occurred to me. i guess after a third of a lifetime of feeling like a loser it's hard to be humble for real. i'll work on it more.
Eh. Congrats on the success fatso.
Legit sent me rolling
Laughed so hard the stiches in my nose started bleeding again
Filed under S for Shit that never happened
lost so hard
too late.
I´ve been with 2 suicidal girls, one of them very, very, very wrong in the head.
Pro: They do EVERYTHING. Dont meant to sound like a jerk but they are so desperate for attention that they fear to be alone so much they let you do whatever.
Cons: Random drama from nowhere, calls in the middle of the night telling you they are going to jump from a roft top, being watched without knowing it, the very wrong used to send me pics of myself from the distance when i was with another girl to ask me who was she, etc, etc.
Lost
fucking nice
t. never tried weed
>mexicans are shit
>fucks a mexican
Not how it works. You just have low self esteem or are otherwise a pussy.
>implying that ever happened
Fucking lost immediately
Would be funny if the dad wasn't there and he tried shrooms, weed doesn't do that.
Fuck off, he's a retard for not going for it.
why is this thread so goddamn unfunny
wherethe fuck is banana when we need it
only increase. bitches be crazy
Well that's something you have tried before
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This is only a rule for pussy faggots who can't take care of themselves.
Crazy is the best fuck.
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Gross
Oh my god this is the most funniest fucking legendary green text i have ever seen, i will read this to my chuldren and my grandchildren before bed.
AHAHHAAH
This is gold! I feel like I'm almost on Reddit!
you laugh at the banana? probably giggle like a little school girl too like the retard you are
well, I really, really like this image.
Can't help it.
Also, it kills unfunny threads
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
POST the one involving FLESHLIGHTS
>stop samefagging, Jeff
we get it, you're the coolest and most original 4channer ever.
>Mfw when someones this retarded
you fucked up m8
u fucked up big time
>mfw when
>imgcache1
>clipboard02
what, clipboard01 had too many (You)s?
>faggot
Not even dubs can save your dumbass
>Guy brings stepdaughter to park
>Daughter kisses him and calls him daddy
>Crazy white knights and SJWs think he's a pedo and attack him
>Cops arrest him but he's released after a few hours
>He decides to sue the crazies, uses the fact his daughter was traumatized to help win
>Gets 200,000 in monthly payments plus 80,000
ye he is pretty gay tho for not liking that, that shit is hot af
Does anyone have the webm of this guy rejecting to hang out with this guy in GTA, and the rejected guy blows himself up while "All By Myself" plays?
Dunno if I'm describing it right.
>Mfw when
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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sounds gay and very unfunny
Get ready to break your ribcage from laughing so hard after this one