Ylyl thread green text edition

Ylyl thread green text edition

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A classic

A favorite of mine

Both ylyl and arousing

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I have never laughed so hard, I think I love you

I love you too, user. I'm gonna look and see if I have another good one saved

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I also have this one

lost

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is that real? lmfao is so

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CROP IT ASSWIPE

Congratulations I do too

Heil Kenya

This is some edgy cringe my dude

Both newfag and samefag

Doesn't work, what about SIDS?

Holy shit

I think he means suicide, cot death is not.

Both retarded and angsty

Bump

This isn't funny. This is FUCKING AWESOME!!!!

bump

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it was almost certainly in response to a "painless suicide methods" thread.

i kekd, but i refuse to believe this event ever occurred.

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wife and i are both doctors and our sides have just passed the Oort cloud

>miss get raped by a dog
My fucking sides

lost at mainframe

never stick your dick in crazy

dunno, user. that guy seems to have come out if it ok.

also youtu.be/jokc2Bo2ghw

I must admit that I love these kind of greentexts that include shitting, don't know why.

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was believable until it became country-wide

Bump

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Is this supposed to be a cringe thread, faggot?

Bump goes in all fields

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Not funny but kids. Don't listen to faggots. ALWAYS stick your dick in crazy when you're young.

These stories are fucking gold. I've had girls pin me down claiming I love them when I dumped them. Shit is a great memory.

If you look really close so you can tell the two parts of the story that doesn't make any sense.

So homosexuality isn't a choice. It's actually genetic. Cool I guess. Not really funny.

>humble brag

tripquads checked

Gross. She was just asleep and was used to rubbing up against her husband which is kind of nice that his parents were still in love.

huh... thanks. it hadn't occurred to me. i guess after a third of a lifetime of feeling like a loser it's hard to be humble for real. i'll work on it more.

Eh. Congrats on the success fatso.

Legit sent me rolling

Laughed so hard the stiches in my nose started bleeding again

Filed under S for Shit that never happened

lost so hard

too late.
I´ve been with 2 suicidal girls, one of them very, very, very wrong in the head.

Pro: They do EVERYTHING. Dont meant to sound like a jerk but they are so desperate for attention that they fear to be alone so much they let you do whatever.

Cons: Random drama from nowhere, calls in the middle of the night telling you they are going to jump from a roft top, being watched without knowing it, the very wrong used to send me pics of myself from the distance when i was with another girl to ask me who was she, etc, etc.

Lost

fucking nice

t. never tried weed

>mexicans are shit
>fucks a mexican
Not how it works. You just have low self esteem or are otherwise a pussy.

>implying that ever happened

Fucking lost immediately

Would be funny if the dad wasn't there and he tried shrooms, weed doesn't do that.

Fuck off, he's a retard for not going for it.

why is this thread so goddamn unfunny
wherethe fuck is banana when we need it

only increase. bitches be crazy

Well that's something you have tried before

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This is only a rule for pussy faggots who can't take care of themselves.
Crazy is the best fuck.

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Gross

Oh my god this is the most funniest fucking legendary green text i have ever seen, i will read this to my chuldren and my grandchildren before bed.

AHAHHAAH

This is gold! I feel like I'm almost on Reddit!

you laugh at the banana? probably giggle like a little school girl too like the retard you are

well, I really, really like this image.
Can't help it.
Also, it kills unfunny threads

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
POST the one involving FLESHLIGHTS

>stop samefagging, Jeff

we get it, you're the coolest and most original 4channer ever.

>Mfw when someones this retarded

you fucked up m8
u fucked up big time

>mfw when

>imgcache1
>clipboard02

what, clipboard01 had too many (You)s?

>faggot

Not even dubs can save your dumbass

>Guy brings stepdaughter to park
>Daughter kisses him and calls him daddy
>Crazy white knights and SJWs think he's a pedo and attack him
>Cops arrest him but he's released after a few hours
>He decides to sue the crazies, uses the fact his daughter was traumatized to help win
>Gets 200,000 in monthly payments plus 80,000

ye he is pretty gay tho for not liking that, that shit is hot af

youtube.com/watch?v=jYj7T9eEQ4U

Does anyone have the webm of this guy rejecting to hang out with this guy in GTA, and the rejected guy blows himself up while "All By Myself" plays?

Dunno if I'm describing it right.

>Mfw when

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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sounds gay and very unfunny

Get ready to break your ribcage from laughing so hard after this one