ITT: Singles are TRUTH and dubs are LIES

ITT: Singles are TRUTH and dubs are LIES

I'll start.

>Chubby pussy is best pussy

this is a lie

this is also a lie

lindsay lohan will make a l come back in porn banging rather large black men

CNN is fake news

truth

op is a faggot that may or may not fap to game of thrones episodes in the dark wearing a spiderman mask

op is always a faggot but whats with this may or may not shit?

spiderman mask is not always clean

black lives matter

justin oumet is a sissy faggot

lol

oprah will be president in 2020

FUCK YOU WILL NOT

Coldsteel the Hedgehog will get his own Blockbuster film.

holy shit oprah 2020

I'll gain the strength to finally do it.

Epic bread

the rock will get his own sitcom 2018

this is true

trump is gay

It's true.

Wait no it isn't.

Wait, no, yes it is.

all dubs are telling the truth, all singles are telling lies

...

WHAT IS THIS LIFE?

Well, glad we cleared that up.

YES. IT. IS.

somone will die because of this post

Trump only got pissed on by a russian whore in a terrible case of misunderstanding the meaning of "golden showers"

Trump will die in your lifetime

i hope its not me

It's user's mother if you don't reply to this post

youre safe nigga

Shadman's art is terrible.

I'm glad I had the opportunity to participate in this.

i love my mom

She loves you too


you're adopted

nice, saved that screenshot for future times

Gayness is a choice and its lifestyle is directly linked to an increased chance of AIDS and colon cancer

Kek is real

should I drink tonight, anons?

>i roll dubs
>checkmate faggot

god is real

stephen hawking will walk again!!!

rip

Our collective conscious is Kek
Kek guides us toward our destinies and we, in our own microscopic way, guide Kek

op will develop an uncomfortable hemorrhoid within the next week