What would you do if the Dutch invaded your country?
What would you do if the Dutch invaded your country?
laugh
Impregnate the females, destroy the males and indoctrinate the young.
Join them
like the muzzies did with you long ago alberto?
Flee to the UK.
rape
Do you even history friend?
that doesn't make any sense, he is a portugese not a visigoth, portuguese were never indoctrinated by muslims
t. autism
call it a glorious revolution obviously
join them
le who?
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Thank you for delivering best thread of the month brit.
I would gladly welcome civilization and rejoice over this bright future
Already have... we Call them the "English"
"From 711 to 1249, much of the territory of what is now Portugal (namely south of the Mondego river, but particularly in the Alentejo and the Algarve) was under Muslim control, and was called Al-Garb Al-Andalus (the west of Al-Andalus)."
This unironically already happened in the past. Thats how the Batavian republic was established.
fight back the calvinist heretics
I mean: when the French joined in when the Dutch were invading the Dutch.
Either fight them or accept our Frankish overlords as our masters and rekt whole Europe in their name, as we did before.
We are peaceful, unlike all of our detestable neighbours (the French, the Germans, the English) who love to invade, we simply want to live our lives in peace.
Sadly, us being surrounded by imperialist hyenas from all sides makes this difficult. Our best neighbour by far is the sea, which has tried to kill us too but who we've beaten into submission, for now. And even behind that sea lies the greatest abomination of an island, filled with people who would make orcs look beautiful and peaceful. The British.
We just want to be left alone.
>this bait
You do know that the whole Portugal nation thing was created to just murder moors right?
And then asturians reconquered that land and expelled the muslims by creating the county of Portugal. Later those people continued the reconquista removing couscous by repopulating those area with christians, thus why Spain and Portugal had low populations during the middle ages.
invade them back youtube.com
have a beer afterwards
>implying they didnt impreggo alot of weemin 500+ years
whatever lets you sleep at night barbossa
Surrender
The toothpaste empire will rise
Join them
Truly a nation of philosophers.
They can't enter a country higher than 10 metres above sea level
We don't "love to invade"
We love to bully
Rape the women soldiers desu,
and rise up our massive population to counterattack
Be happy. I'm a Dutchboo.
>don't know what else to google
>LOL
>LMAO
>BTFO
no arguments to save yourself from your ignorance, you're just a waste of oxygen to the rest of us.
They did. I don't know much about it except they failed.
Breed with their women and create Belgians.
Accept gracefully the invasion, host them and made them relax and get used to good food, good weather.
In the meanwhile promise to do all the productive things they ask us to do but actually postpone them indefinitely.
Day by day slowly corrupt their soul and eventually transform them into lazy meds.
It's not our first rodeo, it always works.
shouldn't we rather call you to remove them ?
u smart
I would welcome them. The Dutch would live in Norway, and Netherlands could become belgian.
I would feel pretty good about this.
>could become belgian
got a better idea : Belgium and Netherlands become French, with their help we kill kebabs and make Francia GREAT AGAIN
Sure why not. As long as the Dutch came and lived in Norway.
hum...
Yea, repopulating Netherlands seems to be a good idea
>wanting walloons in your country
Are you suicidal?
I don't think we have time to invade other countries. We only work 30 hours a week.
Laugh at them, while they are trying to ride their stupid bikes on our destroyed roads.
Are they this bad?
whatever, we're a suicidal people : most frenchies respect, tolerate blacks, arabs, jews, muslims and they voted for a fucking liberal to counter a socialist woman depicted as Satan himself.
Is he for open boarders?
We took in a large number of walloons between the 17th and 18th century and look at us now.
welcome them with open arms as HDI brethren
they were the first Europeans in Australia also
put termites in their shoes
Some of their descendants still live in the area on the map
Brazil is WHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITE
Put a small step at every door so that they'd bump their heads and just laugh at them.
we have Uruguay for drugs
At this point; anyone with a bit of European can be considered as European as long as it boost our ever decreasing number
hahahahaha
Yeeessss....YESSSSSSSS
Place a bucket of water on top of my door, because Dutch people are scared of being flooded
shitpost about it on Sup Forums
get a dutch gf
devilish
orchestrated hit and run attacks on strategic camper van rental sites
Yeah, they always mention that their family immigrated from Walloon.
Kill all their men and impregnate all their women.
kms
as long as they bring their culture, I wouldn't complain.
gotta fight back just like we did back then
Indeed we do
t. 1/64 Wallonian
id be ok with this
Awesome. I always wished the US had been a Dutch colony rather than an English one.
Learn their goofy language and shitpost as normal
I am an extremely ugly shitskin, what are my chances of banging her?
> dutch
> invading
Stock up on bicycles. It will be quite a profit.
this triggered moor again kek. One of your forefathers was named karim abdul. Deal with it
What's the link between your cuckoldry and walloons, tho?
>implying they havent already
they "invade" every summer, we smile and take their money
Holländer-Maut, jetzt! Da können wir von den Italienern was lernen!
Joke's on you, we'll simply polder the shit out of your petty little bucket.
>most frenchies respect
Nope
It is the Bretons, the Occitans, and the Basques
French hate shitskins
just like your grandchildren
force them to teach us how to become oil niggers and after a couple of years make a duterte-style drug addict purge to get rid of 80% of the dutch population.
I think we are fairly similar people. I wouldn't mind them coming here.
Help them.
The duch should be running the world.
My surname is from there so I'd join them and purge the Mexicans for the Groot Nederlands Rijk.
What superiority do they offer besides cheap weed and dutch honey waffles?
They already invaded our Midwest.
They're fucking assholes but have great cheese and pastries.
DUTCH EAST INDIE WILL RISE AGAIN!
Best civic society in the world
Historically tolerant but not retarded
Masters of finance and commerce
Beautiful language and people
at least we have grandchildren
Nothing, they're pretty cool guys.
Welcome them with a pint and relax as they overdose on beer
You almost had me until "beautiful language". I could speak like them if I had a potato in my mouth. Constantly.
Ah, the age old question of the american: Do I invade this country or do I go for another XXXTRA-LARGE bag of pastries and a wheel of cheese.
>beautiful language
Oh, now I know you're just memeing.
>Beautiful language and people
Hän on Muricalainen. Muricalainen kieli on huono ja tyhmä murre.
You take the wheel and cheese, naturally. The swamp niggers have kept us from invading for years now.
As long as they bring their urban planning with them, sounds good to me
But what about the pastries?
Start selling tiny foamy beers and make an absolute killing
Surrender immediately. Holland is the only european cunt I can tolerate.