Have any of you straight guys ever accidently touched a dick with your dick?

Have any of you straight guys ever accidently touched a dick with your dick?
How did it feel?

it felt like touching a dick with my dick

Gay lol fags lmao amirite bros? XD

New fag alert

yeah I would consider myself straight but I enjoyed it

Had a dude's dick cum up my ass. On purpose of course

I've never touched dicks before but I have sucked and fucked a nigger dick. After the experience the lifestyle of homosexuality is not for me.

>accidently touched a dick with your dick
>accidently

And how do you like aids lifestyle?

Felt good since mine's bigger.
Still more straight than bi.

No, but in wrestling we did some borderline gay shit. We had a form of hazing called "Bakerizing" (named after the guy who came up with it).
You would basically pick out a freshmen after taking a shower, jump on his back and hump him in a demeaning way while shouting "what's up" repeatedly.
Never partook in the tradition when I became a senior, but when I was a freshmen I kicked a would be Bakerizer in his balls when he tried to get me and mushroom stamped another across the face when he tried to stop my escape.
Hung out with the Grappleeoret's (chicks who took care of medical stuff for wrestlers) room in my towel until I was assured I was safe.

as a gay guy, i have accidentally pressed my dick against my crush's. more than twice. each time is exponentially more awkward than the other.

Yeah. I was crossing streams with my bro when he stumbled and we ended up crossing swords. I called him a faggot then sucked his dick to make fun of him for being a homo. Got him good. He went along with the joke and fucked my ass, but I had the last laugh because he came in a straight guy's ass. What a fag.

I accidently fucked a guy twice.

>How did it feel?

It felt like my favorite web site was overwhelmed with faggot spam posters, fagbots, posting shitty faggot threads day and night while the mods did sweet fuck all about it.

sounds like you're rambling from stress. wanna press our dicks together? it'll loosen you up.

>accidently touched a dick with your dick
How would that even happen?
Gym shower collision due to slippery floor and shampoo in eyes?

Sounds like you're gay as fuck.

Are you telling me that when you play twister with your bros in the summer you wear clothes like a fucking savage? How could you even reach some of the colors when your movementsare restricted by what you are wearing? Accidents happen bro.

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just like a swordfight

>be me in grade 3
> go to the bathroom
>other kid in stall
>calls me inside
>go in
>forget the process but we take our dicks out
>rub dick heads against each other several times
>both doing so with erections
>Feelsgoodman.jpg
>don't feel awkward at all
>see him once or twice after think nothing of it
>fastforward to age 32 discover I'm bi

Tbh it feels pretty damn great. Even better if you grab em.both and stroke em.

Bump

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Gay

Story and how did it feel?

Like a dude cum up inside of me ass.
On purpose of course.

It's the same as when dykes scissor. Provides good optics for a porno, but as far feeling great sexually, it's nothing more than giving a high five with a different appendage.

>A while back was curious so used gay hookup sites and apps
>met older fella
>went over to his place
>partied for the first time
>fucked me silly 18 hours
>took multiple loads
>ate me out after cumming in me
>got tired
>went home, showered, jerked off

If the balls don't touch or you say "no homo" its not gay.

In a sports or gym lockeroom situation.
In a communal shower.
While wrestling with you buddy after a shower.

When Sup Forums needs a containment board this world is truly fucked.

Well, fucked a female colleague, and she was on top. Her husband joined, and her wiggling while him trying to get inside her ass, caused my dick to fall out. His dick touched mine right before he grabbed it and shoved it inside his wife. After that, we pounded her good.

faggot

Jerked off with a guy before. It was fun.