Zach vs. Zack edition
Lineups:
>lillies
1. Cesar Hernandez (S) 2B
2. Daniel Nava (S) LF
3. Odubel Herrera (L) CF
4. Maikel Franco (R) 3B
5. Michael Saunders (L) RF
6. Tommy Joseph (R) 1B
7. Cameron Rupp (R) C
8. Freddy Galvis (S) SS
9. Zach Eflin (R) P
>mest
1. Michael Conforto (L) CF
2. Asdrubal Cabrera (S) SS
3. Yoenis Cespedes (R) LF
4. Jay Bruce (L) RF
5. Neil Walker (S) 2B
6. Lucas Duda (L) 1B
7. Jose Reyes (S) 3B
8. Travis d'Arnaud (R) C
9. Zack Wheeler (L) P
>mest
>lillies
soup
just made food. lets rock.
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wheeler looks good
>tfw free wins are back in town
>free wins
That changes tonight buttsniffer.
dammit.
>wheeler
should've traded wheeler years ago
ha ha dummy
I just want one Mets pitcher, to throw to one goddam hitter up and in to back them off the plate. Mets never challenge hitters and so they can just lean over the plate all day and hammer pitches outside
Mests are shit.
i know, we have too many nibbler pitchers trying to go outside, ends up with walks most of the time.
>missed a Herrera donger
Welp. Anyway, go phils.
You're a fan of the most backwards team in all of professional sports, relatively speaking. How does that make you feel?
eh, his stuff looks good. he's just throwing his fastball in the zone way too much, plus the curve that he hung to herrera.
What did this literal retard mean by this?
Phils are america's team.
Philly is the most hated city in America. You're no more "america's team" then Hillary Clinton is America's President
i will argue that yankees are 'america's' team. people who show up and dont know who to root for usually go for yanks, they're like, everyones team when you don't have a team. or something. at least that's what i've noticed.
>just bought ticket for pupper and me for Bark in the Park
Yeah I don't think that's true. You'd be surprised how many people hate Jew York, Detoilet, Shitcago, etc. Most hated fans? Eh, maybe
"buttholez had surgery today"
he'll be out 3-5 months apparently
Guy isn't coming back as long as Elfin isn't a complete dumpster fire. Already been ran out of town lol
>his stuff today looks good except for today's start where he's been fucking trash
lol
pls pop-up
APOLOGIZE TO JAY
APOLOGIZE RIGHT FUCKING NOW
BBRUCE!
jay BBruce
>Elfin isn't a complete dumpster fire
Looks like that time has come
Fuck Bruce and his fat face
Can we ever apologize enough?
BAHAHAHA
>as long as Elfin isn't a complete dumpster fire
Got some bad news for you, buddy.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>lillies
Eflin what the fuck
That's not on Rupp at all
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you might enjoy this
Oh joy, here comes the sweep.
lmao this dude is shitty as fuck
>30 pitch first inning
i remember hearing a story about why mr. t had all those chains, apparently he used to be a bouncer and it's a collection of chains he took from people after kicking their ass. its basically all trophies of wins. i should look up if that's true, where's mr. t been the last couple of decades?
>reyass
FUCK YES INNING OVER
>jose
You should have seen the Pirates pitcher named Tyler Glassnow. He's even shittier.
Jose Reyes? More like Jose GAY-ASS
sadly, you are correct.
>reyes
Meh, I'll take it. If it was Buttholez there'd be at least 2 homers by now.
>where's mr. t been?
Playing for the mest
Oh god. Kill me now.
reyes should legit be the pinch runner/last man on the bench and flores should start
but what should really be happening is cabrera should be taking grounders at 3rd so he can move over there after the ASB when we promote rosario to play SS everyday
>you wanna bring up the guy who led the pacific in batting last year, a career .300 MLB hitter and did well in the WBC?
>NAH DUDE JOSE REYES TRIPLE INCOMING
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We better not resign Freddy, his swing is atrocious. I don't care if he's a decent shortstop
KKK
>ZaKKK Wheeler
1-2-3 inning coming up
HAHA fuck you and fuck the Phillies. Go Athletics.
These full counts are making me thirsty
>45 pitches
noice
Zack "burn the nigger church" Wheeler is coming back up.
...
He looks like a waterhead baby.
spoopy
...
lead-off hit :D
>DUIs
>steroids
The pirates were a mistake
>both pitchers above 40 pitches before 3rd inning
Wew
I miss the light blue and red Phillies uniforms.
dat throw lol
New York City smells like piss.
They were a beaut, weren't they?
Philly smells like black corpses that died of AIDS.
Wheeler not got it today, bring in Montero
mostly in the summer. the rest of the time, it's frozen.
Go back to those colors and that style of fit for uniforms. They look infinitely better than the baggy shit players wear now. Bring back stirrup socks too.
>wild pitch night
agreed. oldschool form fitting uniforms looked way better than this baggy bullshit.
>these thicc pitch counts
I don't care how tight it is but the sock-things should be mandatory, it looks too messy the way most players have it
Bring in Robles bros
who thought bobblehead garden gnomes was a good idea?
I have the syndergaard one
>it's a Phillies fail to score with a RISP with less than two outs episode
>those thick-ass eyebrows
Well, they got one thing right
Eflin settling down, I like it. Thought this was gonna be a slugfest originally - got scared
guys
its really fucking cold
halp
Vendor ded
anyone else miss $5 nosebleed cheapie seat day?
Kek, that was great
How large are they?
>buying from the official site
enjoy your $20 "handling" fee
Stubhub is where its at.
the beer or you is cold? how do you not have a jacket or hoody?
That's surprisingly affordable for a New York team.
KKKKK
nice seats man
i went to the second home game of the season once so fucking cold.
haven't had time to watch a game yet this season. glad i get to watch a fun game with two sloppy pitchers.
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I still miss Murphy :(