OFFICIAL PITTSBURGH PENGUINS AT COLUMBUS BLUEJACKETS GAMETHREAD

>fartsmell isn't dressing
>tortellini just wants to dance with the jykkets in the locker room

Come watch Ted get brushed away

>pens lineup

no change to the lineup again, but everyone injured is skating. looks promising for next round

so is murray just ded for good now or what? all i've heard is that he got hurt in warmups before game 1 and hes been ded ever since. not even backing up.

LETS KICK SOME ASS!

Why risk putting compromised players on the Ice when the Goon Jackets are going to be spitehunting to make themselves feel better about getting swept

He got hurt during one of the last regular season games vs the devils. It's a right leg injury and he re-aggravated it during warmups of game 1 when he kicked out his right leg for a pad save. right after that when he was skating off he picked up his right skate off the ice like it hurt him

so he has a right leg injury that is likely a tendon or muscle that is injured and we have no way of knowing how bad it is. could be a knee/tweak and he's fine and could be a torn muscle and he's out 9 months

First for sweep

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flower might be better tbqh

i'm calling ti now.

when round 1 is fully complete, 4 of the top 5 teams will be eliminated.

Score predictions?

3-1 Guins

It's all on you, penbros. Let's see that butthurt tonight.

they should be renamed the yellow jackets cuz they're about to be extinct

Who is more delusional, caps on winning the series or cbj on winning a game?

Pens on winning the cup

Let's fucking go big guy.

Who do you think could beat them? The west is a garbage fire and the caps are going to lose to the leafs. Theres no one else user.

I don't even know what level of mad you're on right now

How much can the Penguins get away with; The thread.

Would love to see a complete game from the Pens tonight. Stop getting btfo in the first 10.

I doubt it's too serious if they were fully expecting him to start game one. Otherwise there's no way they'd put him out there for warmups. Don't be surprised if he's suddenly available if Fleury starts slipping.

damn the game hasn't even started and you're crying. you're gonna be dehydrated by the first intermission

this is the driest fucking anthem i've ever heard

holy fuck jeff jimerson sounds like jimi hendrix by contrast

>CBJ in charge of singing the anthem
This guy is the worst ive ever heard

>3.49 gaa

jesus, bob.

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no one with talent goes to Ohio

WEW lmao

foligno is such a fuckboy

Holy fuck CBJ are dumb as hell.

>not tonight bitch
yeah that bitch isn't playing tonight. crosby played with a broken jaw what's that faggot's excuse?

11sec into the game a goal
19sec into the game a penalty

Only CBJ

>19 seconds in
>Jagoffs already cheating

Fleury flashing the glove this early, Blowjackets are fucked

>It's a Columbus tries to murder the Penguins re-run

I love how they are already chirping the flower.

So Columbus isn't even interested in playing hockey, it's just going to be 60 minutes of taking shots at Penguins.

MFW jackets win 4 in a row.

Same as the other three games then

sounds good to me.

Why are you so mad at Leo welsh

could you imagine the size of that salt mine?

imagine is all you can do now

Its easy if you try

Why does /hoc/ hate columbus?

Thats why I said imagine dumbass.

you and your shitposting

Meme team, meme coach, meme record, meme play style

My shitposting? I'm not even a jackets fan also why are you so mad at shitposting?

Because they've never won a series brah.

meme city, meme state

don't forget Ted and his shitposting

You hate memes?

Ted is probably dead

leave Ted

>pic related

The Poo Jerkits are such shit lmfao
Do they not realize that acting like niggers is why they're down by three games?

don't worry hartnell didn't dress this game they're playing their skill players lmao

>kessel outracing the puck

Literally too fast for this game

i wish these faggot blue jackets fans would sit the fuck down. ooohh and ahhing b/c their team makes it across it the offensive blue line with the puck... pathetic

He must have had a coke before the game. Either that or Sully promised him a big mac after the win.

>Columbus fans think everything is a penalty
topkok

>mad at fans who are actually watching and into the game
Pathetic really

that's what happens when people start watching hockey for the first time.

Penguins fans did t

this desu
imagine if this game was in carolina

That's why it's funny.

kekekekeke

they must know it's their last game of the year

CROSBY OWN GOAL HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>crosby scoring even for the other team

columbus blue jackets, first period champs.

SCCCCCCARRRRRRRRRRRRRR FUCK YOU PENGUINS!

k-k-kicking m-motion!

COLUMBUS WON!

>Mucho chances

Nice digits
Jack Johnson is almost ppg in the ploffs

i would RKO a mother fucker who thought it was okay to stand for the entirety of a 1st period 1st round game.

how many points do he have per win

Crosby literally winning the Smythe for two teams

10

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>poolumbus

Jesus Christ these "fans" are fucking stupid

Remember he was a king

it's ohio.

Salt already?

>chanting defense like this is apehoop

salt about what?

your posts are stupid

>mad at fans
Fuck you, you penguins fans were the same

Imagine if the pens didn't play like retards for the first period of each game

They'd be 3-0 in the playoffs.

I watched it happen, that's what Bylsma did. I prefer Sullivan.

I've been wondering this since 05.

they need a period to warm up their hooking and obstructing techniques

Why don't black people like hockey?

holy shit, i think the pens take more shots in a single PP than columbus has in every PP this series.

They cant comprehend the speed and articulate motions.

you didn't watch all the pens/flyers series? weird.