WASHINGTON NATIONALS @ ATLANTA BRAVES GAME-THREAD

Scherzer vs. Foltynewicz

7:35 EST first pitch

*stares you down*

Barves brand new stadium empty as fuck.

It's been a pretty controversial roll-out, I'm not surprised.

Gorgeous park though

Nick Markakis is unironically the Braves clean up hitter.

Dead thread
Do these teams not have fans?

It's early in the season. There are about 5 Nats fans on /mlb/. Not sure about barves. There was that one last year that went on and on about Freddie Freeman. Haven't seen him in a while.

Also, it's a 0-0 game. Not much to shit post about.

Max 4Ks through 3.

This used to be a heated rivalry on \sp\ a fee years back

Naw Dawg is was all about the Barves and Philly Phaggots back in the day

Yeah. That was fun. The Braves suck now. This is better.

Harper, wtf are you doing?

>bryce harpsichord

>these calls

Lol

AHAHAHAHAHA

>harper

Ahahahahha take that Harper you fucking arrogrant Mormon piece of shit.

I thought Mormons were supposed to be humble and Godly. Why is he suck a dick?

>the young face of the atlanta barves

The underwear looks really uncomfortable. I'd be grouchy too.

Are the Barves actually medicore instead of bad this year? Or are they just feeding off the energy of playing against the Padres in their ballpark opener?

Washington always used to inexplicably choke playing the Braves. It's been overdue.

wtf? The ONE thing he shouldn't do is GIDP. Especially on a 3-1 count

WIETERS!!

>it's a Folty tilts himself and forgets how to pitch episode

Holy shit. Difo actually did something.

You're correct it was braves\phillies

>Natinals

All this baserunning spaghetti

Come on, Braves. You have to beat the big boy teams as well or the new ballpark doesn't mean much.

>Barfs fans grabbing fair balls

>bubba Watson pitching

...

>dat chop

>the shitty of the Nats bullpen this season

the barves will find a way to fuck this up

its like the Nats bullpen keeps trying to walk everyone, but the Braves are like, NO, were fucking swinging at all this shit

:>this ump

Memetastic game, Nationals.