Your House is on Fire. You can only save 3 things/people. Explain why

Your House is on Fire. You can only save 3 things/people. Explain why.

Take the fire

Of course Why didn't I think of that

1- my dog
2- marshmallows
3- a part of the fire

then i can go somewhere and have a nice campfire with my dog

My house, my virginity and my 4chab gold account

I live alone, so I'd save my desktop computer and my 2 cats.

Let it burn then the community comes to my aid replenishing even more than I lost

My 3 safes

I'd save Ivanka Trump, bc fuck next day. My 481 Bitcoins to start over again. And one bottle of wiskey to drink while I look at the fire from a safe distance.

Omg ur cat is on the pc

Hmmm. What are in the Safes?

My house

Can I die in the fire to save one extra thing?

>Can I die

If want to, then yes.

My pupper, my keys, and my car.

Home insurance got the rest covered.

I save my 3 housemates

Because those are the rules you gave me. Only you could tell me why I can only save 3 things/people.

Both of the kids, one of the dogs.
I figure my missus can save the other dog, the cat and an item of her choice - probably her Nicolas Cage t-shirt or a bottle of Prosecco if I had to guess.

My house

I would save my house

1. Cats
2. Laptop
3. Cannabis

noodles
frankfurters
saucepan

Just need a buddy with some hot water and all will be as it was. Plus, I'll have a buddy.