Would you rather find the cure for cancer or fuck Kylie Jenner's ass on demand for the rest of your life?

Would you rather find the cure for cancer or fuck Kylie Jenner's ass on demand for the rest of your life?

ass. i didnt even think about it

Cure for cancer.

Cure for cancer. Don't want a nigger sloppy seconds.

Gaaay

Would need to see her without make-up before the decision, just in case..

I mean she's a working girl so that's always an option.

obviously cure for cancer.
make enough money to get far better ass

Cure for cancer.
It's just an ass.

Cure for cancer only because I would feel fucking retarded if that is what I ended up dieing of.

does she stay the same age?

Need more pics of her to decide. Good ones.

I'll try to tempt you

Do i get cancer after i fuck her ass? Can i sell the cure for cancer for tens of thousands of dollars after?

world is overpopulated as it is.
i'll take ass

Try millions bud.

The cure so threads like these wont exist

No but shell become a milf

>the world is overpopulated, ass it is!

dude.

what is up with those girls that make you think they are hot?
they all have huge asses because they are fucking pigs

Fair point

Seriously, there are millions of asses out there. A veritable sea of asses.
On the other hand, we have no cure for cancer.

Tens of thousands per person. Ill be modest with it

I'd be the only dude to find a cure for cancer, but be just another notch on her headboard if I were to fuck her ass.

> gets cure for cancer
> sells it in costly treatments
> be rich enough to fuck her

Cure Cancer, fuck Kendall instead

uhhh fuck her ass? don’t even think about the cure for money. she makes enough, she will get you shit if you fuck her well enough. easy choice

>thinking big ape ass is sexy

Im not some poorly developed nig so, the cure, OP

hmmm cure for cancer or smelly faeces all over my dick

gee

Lmao, nigga lost the opportunity

If youre the dude that cures cancer then hot bitches will be all over your dick

Who cares you wont even see her face while fucking her from behind

Nah head from kendall, kylie anal, and uhhh kris ol pussy

You're just a beta if big asses don't make you stupid

True, also can double bag the face, no need to look at the mantelpiece while stoking the fire

I'd rather develop a new kind of cancer so I didn't have to fuck her.

that person looks absurd.

I’d dry dick her ass and then the rest of her sisters.

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This guy logics.

This .

i would make money with the cure for cancer and buy all the ass i want.

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do you have more than 18 alice reaction pics?

Kendall=no question.
Kylie=she'd have to pay me.

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What about Kaitlyn?

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Yes. Yes, I do.

why do you like alice so much?

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Dude it's the Alice poster. Almost limitless amount of Alice reaction pics, a legend. Lurk more

>find cure for cancer
>become billionaire
>hire anyone you want to do anything you want

ezpz next question

I find the particular art/style of the character to be aesthetically pleasing. Not to mention I loved watching it as a kid, I find the brand of madness most enjoyable.

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>a legend
no, just an annoying avatar fag

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find the cure for cancer.
that whole family should be fed into a wood chipper.

well, i like it too. post more of them. i have no other interest in this thread

No better than Spidey and the crow guy among others

Cure for cancer. Charge 1 Million dollars per dose. Become richest man on earth, can fuck any Jenner/Kardashian or any other whore on earth at will anyway.

I'm actually working on making another folder with some gifs, slow going though.

I would choose the cure for cancer. Than I would find the nicest girl in the world and buy her a fake ass and tits as well and not have to deal with that vapid cunt

hi

It's all about personal preference I 'spose

thats dope. alice in wonderland is a fucking great story.

Oh wait her face is fake too forgot that as well.

Cure for cancer == money == all the bitches I could ever want... and also not having to die from cancer.

Kylie Jenner's ass == coal burning fuck hole

So... naw. I'll take the cure for cancer thanks.

please don't change

They already got money. Bet you wouldn't but any of them

Ass. Not only fuck it, but also force her poop and pee right in front if me, squatting over ripped pagez of holy books

Lmao how could I have forgotten about the log dude

>Implying you're not all of them

Cure for cancer, then I get to fuck all them cancer chicks

I think you underestimate just how much having a monopoly on the cure for the most deadly set of diseases in history would get you. You would have functionally unlimited money. Everyone has a price.

Plus, she’s ugly anyway. I’d rather just get tons of high-end escorts.

It really is, one of those wonderful timeless classics.

Never ever user

You obviously fail to understand how much money there is in curing cancer.

Cure cancer, user profit to buy 1000 Kylie Jenner look alikes......Screw that idea.

Cure cancer use profit to make Kylie beg to have you bang her ass.

winrar

i like alice avatars, but i am recently addicted to warhammer 40k.

But how much ass would you be able to get having cured cancer?

ass, no question.

like she is ever makup free anyway.

cure for cancer

shes not all that and with that kind of dosh and respect you could fuck quintillion more bitches, never have to work again, do whatever the fuck you want.

plus my family will be like 'damn, he cured cancer' and never give me shit again about being lazy.

as opposed to them just being like 'wow, hes fucking a kardashian.'

I wish I had a drawing pad, I'd make me hella some Alice memes yo

>Kylie Jenner
nope

here

cancer cure. I'd take kylie jenner but the kardashian curse is a thing and I dont need that in my life

still wearing makeup in that picture lol
but she looks cute as fuck regardless holy

this

This. You’ve heard of “fuck you money”? Well, this would be “fuck me money”. I’d fuck Kim in front of Kanye. I’d have a threesome with Melania and Ivanka in front of Donald, and he’d call me sir and thank me for doing it.

That’s how rich you’d be.

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Cure for cancer, get rich and famous, pay her to give me her ass

Kylie Jenner. people don't seem to appreciate that we shouldn't live forever.
cocaine, butt sex and plastic surgery, in that order.
that is the holy trinity

>Implying you wouldn't get better ass if you cured cancer

So, whats your choice?

indeed

seeing that? I'd take that ass any day of the week
fuck cancer who cares lol

My nigga

What you don’t seem to appreciate is having the cure for cancer doesn’t mean you have to release it. Sell it for like 10 Million per treatment, only the top 1% can afford it. You become richer than god. Can buy all the buttsex you want.

Neither i choose.