Darvish (1-1 2.33 ERA) vs. Triggs (2-0 0.00 ERA)
Rangers Lineup
CF Carlos Gomez
SS Elvis Andrus
DH Nomar Mazara
1B Mike Napoli
2B Rougned Odor
C Jonathan Lucroy
RF Shin-Soo Choo
3B Joey Gallo
LF Jurickson Profar
Athletics Lineup
CF Jaff Decker
1B Yonder Alonso
2B Jed Lowrie
LF Khris Davis
DH Stephen Vogt
RF Matt Joyce
3B Trevor Plouffe
C Bruce Maxwell
SS Adam Rosales
>rags
>rags
>pathetics
GOATmez
DFA Napoli when
>Atheletics
>a fucking elephant
OFFICIAL FACIAL HAIR POWER RANKINGS:
1. goatee
2. mutton chops
3. soul patch
...
999. full beard
>2 and a half innings in less than 30 minutes
This pleases the Manfred
why the lack of shitposting lads
Wow Darvish has done well with his pitch count so far.
darvish is da man
>we traded Brinson for this
is anybody interested in the one time i tried playing high school baseball
I want gomez to not be signed for our team ever again
if singles gomez homers and shuts you up.
well fuck where is the meme magic
the toppest of keks
Elvis you madman
t. Beardlet
u just got brujeria'd sir
I honestly in 100% sincerity wish that Elvis Andrus would break both arms and both legs and never play another game in his career
I have never hated a single player with so much passion
>one (1) poster is forcing this pasta across this board
for what purpose
...
>not posting Zoe Wetzel
>tfw no rangers qt3.14
wow what a great move yanking him Banister
Yu wont want to play here again. We can never hit when he pitches and the bullpen doesnt protect his shit
Mitch woulda got that
>July 31st
>the city of YUston
>Yu wanting to stay in texas
dudes going to the AL probably where he can win CY super easily because their batters are ass
Yeah haha he's gonna change leagues to the AL!
what did I mean by that?
holy shit that swing LMAO
>samefagging to save face yet again
me
not me
me again
>it's a tiki doesn't type out a single worthwhile post episode
I mean I know it's a """formulaic""" show but every installment is starting to blend together
me again
I'm just bored
Will Mazara clutch it up and win us this game?
trips confirm
he's the tying run
nice digits tho
pls miracle
>rags
whelp gg a's