Alright Sup Forums i have a fight coming up...

Alright Sup Forums i have a fight coming up, give me some ideas for what I can do to confuse the shit out of the other guy while walking into the ring.

pull your dick out

If he puts his hands up just throw knock both of them aside then grab his collar and headbutt the shit out of him.

Noted. Over or through shorts?

When you're about to touch gloves, whisper to him one of these lines:
>Can I suck your dick after the fight?
>Can I eat your ass?
>Want a massage after this?
>Want to rim me?
Will fuck with his mind.

over, give it a slight wiggle then cover it back up fast

Thanks van damme but it's a boxing match. Kinda don't want to be disqualified.

bring a giant bowl of spaghetti and eat as much as you can (and as fast as you can) on the walk up to the ring, have a guy following you with shredded cheese and every few seconds yell at him for "MORE CHEESE" and get him to sprinkle cheese on top of your spaghetti.

Oh gay, then why are you considering whipping your dick out?
Just eye him seductively faggot, that'll trick him into thinking he's hitting a woman.

Perfect.

Nice that'll go great with the blowjob comment.

Honestly in my circuit they don't give a shit what you do as long as it's not during the fight.

And what entrance music should I put with that?

>shoes, I like your shoes
psych warfare, OP.

Fuck! you're a genius!

any popular song about spaghetti will be fine.

Also I'll try and post a video but there'll definitely be pics of my fight next week.

When you go to touch gloves say “ive got money riding this fight im gonna go down in the third” then just destroy him

LMAO.
>be me, about to fight
>opponent comes out walking like faggot
>shoes song playing
>whatthefuck.jpg
>gets in ring, his dick pops out
>thought it was an accident, but he winks and says "want a blowjob"
>fucking confused as fuck, a little horny
>fight time
>I don't want to swing first, I don't know what to do
>he knocks me the fuck out
>get made fun of by friends for getting knocked out by gay guy

have you seen hist style of combat in the ring?, sometimes you can find his style by videos then find a good way to win against him.

Genius, I just hope he understands through the mouth guard.

Yeah the guys a pushover I've fought him before. I just wanna fuck with his head beforehand.

Dude what're you doing leaking the script for creed 2?

Make sure he doesn;t try to reverse.
>want a blowjob after this?
>hell yeah man
>sheeeeeiiittttt

>have a friend wear a pink bodysuit and cat ears underneath it and give him some C4
>wear a suit over your trunks and boots and calmly walk into the ring, arriving JUST before he does
>have your friend walk up to his corner
>place some C4 on his corner's pole
>when he gets in, say KILLER QUEEN HAS ALREADY TOUCHED THAT CORNER
>bodysuit friend detonates the C4, baitsa dasuto'ing your enemy

Well if he's into it then he'll still not be able to focus. How well do you concentrate when expecting a beej?

Take the time to get some quality make up on, especially with glitter. If it doesn't psyche him out, you can use the stage lighting to blind him