Australia general - another saturday night alone edition

what's up lads who's keen for the debate tomorrow night

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Go away Australia. Nobody likes you.

NSW fags

who are you going to vote for in the senate?

i barely know any of these candidates

There's a debate...pfft mate get out! May as well follow american politics rather than our own

its fuaaaarkin zyzz brah!!!! joocy!!!

I don't know, but probably not Baird

Science party, I know James. He's a pretty cool guy who actually listens to logical arguments.

thred

is already ded

rofl

>Increased rate of immigration

nah

sven pls, is this really how you want to use your wifi privileges in the shed?

>debate
i don't want to watch two leftists argue with each other before the inevitable makeout session

LDP cunt, followed by anyone else pro-gun and with greens preferenced last

But I'm in Vic so fuck knows what my options are yet. I care only for three things: guns, lower taxes and closing the borders to subhumans

>science party

What the fuck is the Science Party

I'm cumming Australiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>australia general

KEK
SPREAD THIS LIKE A BUSHFIRE BOYS

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I was against gay marriage. But I have to change that stance as I cannot agree with an aboriginal.

That image is the single best argument in favor of gay marriage I've ever seen. I fucking hate abos.

>aboriginals are smarter than white people

I have done seen it all now.........I'm done with DRUMPF.......now I'm #Ammo4Abbos

dude i'm so fucking high right now lmao

>tfw don't have to work tomorrow cause welfare

Went to the Strippers on Friday night until 2am.
My legs hurt like fuck for some reason.

Main candidate looks and sounds like a faggot

Looks like he's a PhD student using *science* to mathematically model the spread of AIDS. Spolier alert: Having a dozen guys jizz in your digestive system every weekend is going to rapidly spread the AIDS, science to the rescue again!

Custodians of the land? I heard the aboriginals would burn large sections of forest to hunt causing Australia to be a barren wasteland?

DUDE

>saturday night
>is noon
fucking straya shitposters don't even know what time it is

so, should i dump the "fucking commies" folder again?

did it last night

>strippers
>legs hurting like fuck

i know that feeling mate

those girls ride you hard, but you cant feel shit on your legs because you're half drunk

In this order:
>LDP
>ALA
>One Nation
>Family First
Not sure about all these parties but
>anyone who's not shit
>Coalition
>Labor
>Everyone who is shit
>Greens

fucking barbarians, with your backwards times

>went to the strippers

Reminder anytime you see a ''DUDE WEED'' post or ''A FUCKING LEAF'' this is who it is coming from.

>hex folder
?

Fuck it, here we go!

I do not understand this gif

Yeah the Hex folder. My fingers are tingling with excitement already.

what, didnt you finger her in a sydney nightclub?

No fucking cunt the Hex folder. Dump the fuckin Hex folder mate.

Post.

Don't go out with the lads to the titty bar for a couple of drinks m8?
Don't be a soft cunt.

everybody likes us swedecuck

I'm not sure who Hex is, but she looks hot and I need some extra wank material.

yeah, yeah, yeah maple gook, take another toke and calm your gay ass

whats in the commies folder?

is it socialist alliance shit?

just poke through her hipstergram, mate

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Where the fuck have you been?
You must live under fucking ayers rock.

that it is.

I was alternating between homeless and squatting for a decent time mate, not everyone can get access to a TV.

>instagram.com/hexsteph/?hl=en
Bloody hell mate, I don't want to have to sift through all her privileged hipster posting.

Save us the trouble and post the good stuff. C'mon champ.

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Walked around freemantle today, absolutely full of Indians, Asians, Muslims and blacks.

Australia is going the same way as UK rapidly.

It's always the same type of people stumping for this shit it's either

>a group of people who are fuckin outcasts because they are degenerate trash

OR

>politicians who see large groups of anti-nationalist degenerate trash that they can use to put them in/keep them in power


we need gas chambers for these nation haters

Sounds shit mate.

Well she's some video game reviewer chick from the ABC, she's got so people pretend her opinions matter.

There's a meme about her being fingered in a nightclub in sydney. Almost every time you mention her every man and his dog start talking about how the fingered her or saw her getting fingered.

Pretty funny stuff. She's a nice little piece of wank bait. That pretty much has you caught up on that.

It's from "All Aussie Adventures" series. The same handshake is literally used in every handshake scene, no matter the skin color.

How are we losing to people like this?

hex folder is under construction

i'll do the sifting for you while i post this shit.

that one is the most lewd one anyone has, famalam

>How are we losing to people like this?
They have captured the most powerful institutions (education and media/entertainment).

They use our own virtue against us (they know we will not use violence against them because we are too civilised).

Live in Freo and hardly ever see em

Nah cunt. The joke is he's a Steve Irwin wannabe type caracter but he always fucks everything up because he's a bumbling fool.

In that scene he goes to shake the abos hand and you see he shakes a white hand. Later he goes to shake a human's hand and the close up is an abo hand instead. The joke is he fucked up and mixed the footage.

But if you isolate it it's a fun little racist joke too.

aww mate, you don't have to do that. I thought you were holding out on us, I'll do my own digging. You're too kind. You just keep on dumping that commie scum.

Yes, like any retard couldn't figure that out

It's old school, you have the haves and have-nots, these people are the have-nots, they are generally useless and are strongly dependent on the system to support them (neetbux and what not)

So the havenots continue to grow because wealth has a tendency to centralize itself and breed contempt, the contempt lends to people taking personal responsibility away from themselves and displacing blame on the haves

Politicians campaign on increasing neetbux and wealth redistribution in general.

Giving a voice and giving hand outs to people like this was/is a huge mistake. Also, they want to import more havenots and give them citizen status/voting status (at least here) so that they can further monopolize the system and create some horrific, amorphous government that is just a huge gibsbank

JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP

What job do you do in life when you don't want to do anything in life? Not lazy, just don't want to be alive. Can't suicide because parents don't deserve the grief, so I'm stuck here. Suggestions?

>Can't suicide because parents don't deserve the grief, so I'm stuck here
I am in the same position m8. Planning to go live off the grid and tend a vegetable garden and raise some animals and live a quiet life.

here ya are lad

The thing that pisses me off the most is that they think they are so right. As soon as you question them properly their beliefs and morals are so easy to prove as contradictory. Its like they live in a world where there is no truth, right is wrong and wrong is right. Blows my mind.

Can't wait for the day when virtue is not enough and violence is necessary.

You can't go into Freemantle centre much then, they are absolutely everywhere.

Got on a bus in the suburbs the other day and saw a whole family of Muslims.

The same in Perth centre, niggers and Muslims at every turn. Its sickening.

Something extremely monotonous I would suppose? Assembly line worker?

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>Can't wait for the day
By then it will be too late m8.

We are doomed. I have accepted this.

>21st Century
IT'S

reckon i'll alternate between hex and commie posting

Plenty of retards who keep asking that question and have no idea faggot.

Just dug up a fer bikini shots..

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I hate society, but, I have no desire to dire, I kind of live to goad people about how stupid our shit has become, especially on hot topic issues
>trannies
>immigrants
>dropping wages

I just fish/do research for a living

>bigotry is not an australian value
>what is the white australia policy

>eugenics is wrong, they said

my ballot will probably look similar.
Are you voting below the line? I heard they don't count below the line votes initially and only use them if spots are really tight. is that true?

Threads theme song.
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> You can get smokes and booze delivered in Canberra

What a world we live in

Having drinks with the missus and two other glammors.
DESU, my night is looking pretty good fan.

good onya lad

>mfw i'll never be this beta

>Steve Irwin wannabe

His program pre-dates Irwin's popularity.

Fuck I never heard that before I always voted below the line in the past.

But apparently the system has changed a little this year too.

Below the line votes get data entered into a computer program m8 and when they are all done the button is pushed and the results are fed out.

The new voting system means the distinction between above the line and below the line is no longer really relevant anyway.

>RELIGION WILL SAVE US, RIGHT

he goes in to shake the abbos hand, and it cuts to him shaking a white dudes hand

>His program pre-dates Irwin's popularity
Yeah m8 but Irwin is just one in a long line of similar Aussie Adventurers.

Yeah how bullshit is that. The fucking church of all things is selling us out

>all of these ideals
>and i couldnt give a fuck about any of them

So much of this support comes from university educated people now though. The traditional marxist argument targeted working class. Now it indoctrinates wealthy white people and targets minorities as its support base.

>dem faces
JUST look at them

Steve Irwin started 4 years before All Aussie Adventures mate.

But that's not the point he's Russel Coight is more a parody of The Bush Tucker Man anyway. It's just a comparison for some foreign German faggot to understand.

Is this song you?
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lunchlady christians are our downfall.

>see filename

nah, i meant about Bajo eternally being a beta for Hex.

>this makes triggers the brissie mates

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No point giving up. There will be a cultural backlash soon enough. Most of the armed forces and police are against lefty bullshit, so if push comes to shove there will be trouble. Lets hope we can sort it out prior to that.

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>you will always finger hex in a sydney nightclub

feels hep c bro

>Most of the armed forces and police are against lefty bullshit
Are you sure about that m8? The left feels powerful enough now to purge the police and military of rightwing elements. PC is in fashion there now.

yeah ez m8 i'll vote below for more choice in my preferences