I was making this post in response to a thread that just got deleted because it violated the rules ("Redpill me on CERN"), so I wanted to see your guy's opinion on it and whether or not you think it's a government conspiracy.
Personally I think it's pretty based. If I lived in Europe I'd try to obtain a job working for them. It's really pretty amazing what they do. >inb4 cern shill I don't get what's with all the conspiracy shit surrounding them. I believe in a lot of conspiracies but people who don't understand scientific development should not criticize it and call it illuminati magic or whatever else they might say. I'm a Christian and a firm believer in God too. Although I believe you should not question God, it's impossible to not be curious about the fundamental building blocks he uses to create everything. I think what they're doing brings us one step closer to understanding the complexity of God, even though it is one step of a infinite path, since his majesty can not thoroughly be comprehended by man. They're just people who want to know what we are and why anything exists at all, and why we're sitting on top of a tiny rock in a black nothing full of floating gas balls.
there might be some nigger demons behind it, i don't really know about that sort of stuff anymore, but its probably like a gateway to some other universe
Tyler Bell
Dat shit is a time machine nigga
Sebastian Watson
Scientists have an unsatiable lust for knowledge, if CERN actually fucks up the earth by causing eartquakes and such then they will continue to use it just to see what happens.
Very dangerous in my opinion.
Anthony Ward
Physicist checking in, also working at projects FOR cern, not AT cern directly, but visited a few times taking part in experiments for a few weeks.
All this consipracy stuff regarding cern is just shilling and slide threads to make the people look retarded, just like flat earth shit.
>inb4 hurr durr cern cyber department in full damage control
Jonathan Flores
And why do you think that?
Charles Nelson
UAC shill.
Carson Lewis
You faggots digging for conspiracy theories in everything is no better than the liberalfags digging for "offensive" remarks everywhere.
Hudson Torres
I work for a Company that build vital parts for the CERN Particle accelerator, all I can say is these faggots never pay us on time and that the shit we send them is absolutely harmless, we also charge way waaay more than this shit is actually worth. So actually nobody knows who is jewing who anymore
Benjamin Lopez
Can't talk about. Don't wantTo come and kill my ass.
Andrew Nguyen
>hello im a robber >all these conspiracy theories about houses getting robbed is bullshit, please leave your doors unlocked
Dominic Kelly
CERN received international funding from 21 different countries.
Do you really think they're just doing boring University-tier research?
Sounds to me you know maybe like 1% of what goes on at CERN
Plenty of people have posted the earthquake evidence in previous threads.
Brody Evans
I think it's goddamn incredible. We can make shit crash into other shit at 99% the speed of light. It's literally the human spirit in one; made by curiosity, goes fast as fuck, causes huge crashes to happen and it's really complicated.
Christopher Morgan
how would it cause an earthquake?
to my knowledge, the energy released by colliding particles is pretty small.
It's only when you get a lot of them colliding that you see sun-tier energy
Jeremiah Long
Nice trips no homo
Logan Walker
I think it's goddamn incredible. We can make shit crash into other shit at 99% the speed of light. It's literally the human spirit in one; made by curiosity, goes fast as fuck, causes huge crashes to happen and it's really complicated.
Ryan Kelly
i never played doom. Whats the story behind doom and cern?
Nathan Jackson
>consipracy >harmless
Shills gonna shill.
Bentley Parker
Maybe because with the recent plateau of technology it would be wise to fund the organization that can possibly cause a scientific breakthrough fueling business for hundreds of years.
Luke Fisher
it's not boring University-tier research, it's research that tries to explain that which has never been explained before.
what the fuck is a nucleus? You need a LOT of money to find out.
Ayden Young
Portal to hell. Demons coming out. Like I said will kill me if I go into much detail.
Ryder Bennett
The fucking thing only detects particles or some shit, how could that possibly be dangerous?
The only danger is me farting on it and later taking forever to pay their refund.
Zachary Rodriguez
Please go into detail sir. Why would they open a portal into hell?
Chase Campbell
I live within walking distance of America's largest particle accelerator. It's way smaller so Ive been on the lookout for tiny satanic shivas but have yet to find any.
Julian Wilson
I'm no shill... Tell me why they have a statue of the Hindu God shiva in front of the building and 666 in their logo? I understand it's based on. The collider. But don't fucking even try to tell me that's not by design.
BTW if you're a physicist I'm a cowboy astronaut millionaire.
Julian Roberts
Lucky. How much do they pay you guys? Do you worry constantly about office politics or losing your job? I feel like economic insecurity is getting worse in technical professions in the U.S. right now.
Jonathan Wilson
there's no conspiracy here. the odds that the earth will be destroyed by a strangelet or mini black hole are much smaller than the odds of winning the lottery.
i think you're right. so much was invested in it because it really is really the only way to learn more about the universe. rich and powerful people are curious like you and me.
>They're just people who want to know what we are and why anything exists at all
we will never know why anything exists (or, in other words, the solution to the hard problem of consciousness). that "reason" absolutely transcends conception/logic. the fact that something exists is like a transcendental fact (the only such fact)
God knows, and maybe when we exit this dualistic realm, He will reveal it to us.
Parker Hill
Wow what are the odds! Someone who works at CERN, how convenient
Nathan Hernandez
>circles and lines, hmmm >well if i just straight up change the number of both of those things it becomes a satanic symbol!
Luke King
>BTW if you're a physicist I'm a cowboy astronaut millionaire There's at least a handful of PhD's lurking Sup Forums, so why not a failed mathematician?
William Brown
just bring nazis back
Juan Martin
To bring about the end of days. It's built on town called appolyon in ancient times. As in apollo, the pagan God and one of lucifer's idolatrous disguises. Much like shiva the false God that the so-called atheists at cern worship apparently, look up their cern dance video and see how it ritually symbolizes lucifer and his fall.
That's a lot of loyalty for a non believer.
Benjamin Robinson
And why not a cowboy astronaut millionaire check your privilege. Don't hate me cause you ain't me.
Dylan Collins
CERN is fucking Huge with 21 countrys who work on it.
Josiah Martin
Keep fucking around and we'll be playing Half-Life for real.
Christian Rivera
>unironically german
Evan Reyes
Yeah and why do you think that is? So they can write textbooks about the Higgs Boson? lol...
Juan Scott
>To bring about the end of days So basically Sup Forums bringing THE HAPPENING?
Why would humans or governments want to bring the end of days? Money would be useless to them in the end of days and they would die too.
Elijah Jenkins
>thats right goy the god of light and knowledge is the bad guy heh heh >make sure to donate to israel
Jose Sullivan
You're speaking to the religion that was LITERALLY founded on shouting "the end times cometh!"
They don't need a reason other than satan satan promises of apotheosis satan BIIIIIIIBLE
Gavin Diaz
The answers in this thread crack me up.
I´m a post doc payed by the german research society. A "100% job" meaning I get payed around 2300 a month after taxes (since I work and live mostly in germany, not switzerland).
Owen Allen
I still dont get it. Why would people of power want to die?
William Ramirez
>I'm a cowboy astronaut millionaire. Can I borrow cab fare home via paypal?
Cooper Phillips
to understand particle physics
shits interesting, yo
and we don't really understand it. the best explanation is string theory, which is really just a bunch of bullshit that makes the math work
Gabriel Turner
Satan tricked them or something. Why are you asking questions? You some kinda satanist shill?
Wyatt Cooper
steinsgate all over again
Kevin Cook
This existence almost feels like a purgatory, waiting until our time comes in the form of death so we can behold some of the wonders and understanding of how the world works, aside from the math and science that may or may not be arbitrary compared to the way God does it.
Jayden Taylor
LHC operator here. What would you like to know?
Joshua Ross
El psy congroo
Hunter Barnes
No. I just dont get it. If i was in power why would i give my power?
Levi Gomez
what is next on the list?
John Lopez
How many evil Shiva 666 dances do you do while running the machine
John Myers
And youre the same as other people who judge, generalize and categorize other people.
Jackson Ortiz
Lucifer is the original liar right? Told eve the first lie "ye shall surely not. Die... Ye shall be as god" these schmucks just still believe the lie.
>I'm gonna be a Trans human God and be immortal and live forever with muh robot body
Yeah no fucking thank you I already want to die as it is because the ruler of this world is Satan. Illuminati secret cabals and masonry all worship Satan knowingly or otherwise through the direct and indirect worship of one's self and idols. So the deceived masses will work for them because they believe in themselves while the people at the tippy top know the truth about Satanic worship.
Dominic Mitchell
Satan tricked you into wanting even more power, duh.
Answer is always satan. Satan or demons.
Adam Anderson
Do you enjoy what you do? Do you think cern is on the cusp of scientific breakthroughs or has research been dull lately?
Joseph Brooks
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Lincoln Gomez
>unironically being religious
why? do you have any reason at all to believe in any of this shit other than because the dumb people before you believed it?
Brayden Ward
See you at the opera fellas!
Elijah Harris
What's your education? How did you get the job? Do you have a dedicated whiteboard for doodling?
Adrian Ross
John Titor here AMA
Cooper Ward
Nah son fuck that I'll just come pick you up. Be outside in five minutes were going to a rodeo tonight.
Colton Sanchez
Also, what happened between 10:30 and 11:30?
Lucas Parker
Is CERN still recruiting networks engineering students ?
If I have been crash learning beauty physics theory without working my way up from the bottom- I know I am missing a lot but it all makes more sense starting where I did- should I keep going? Can you check my work even? Also how many hits has beastie got so far? I read about the first- applause
Elijah Sanchez
For me at least, I can't comprehend the fact that anything exists. We take existence for granted and just assume that we became to be what we are from chains of evolution resulting from the big bang. I'm not saying those aren't true. But how did the big bang come to be in the first place? Why does space exist? Why do particles exist? Theoretically speaking, nothing should exist at all. The fact is that everything is impossible. I don't care if God is a little kid playing with action figures in another universe that happen to be us or if we're microorganisms apart of something much greater and space is the matrix we live in. All I know is that something higher is out there for any of this to be possible. Why Christianity? I don't know. It makes sense I guess. Not a fan of organized religion though since it often strays away from the true meaning. Just read the Bible and pray. It's not about how often you go to church. It's about having a relationship with God, the one who made this possible.
Ryan Wilson
ultimately they want to fart in it and see if they can compress it into a tiny solid shit particle.
Cooper Robinson
If you're not doing the math, you're not doing physics.
Just a big waste of money to funnel taxpayer dollars and create jobs for "researchers."
If there is any fruit hoped for out of it, it might be to make weapons technology, not to suppress other nations, but to suppress the population in the global Jewish slave world.
Jason Cruz
I keked
Nathan Price
This whole obsession with CERN seems to be based more or less completely on the fact that the theories behind the experiments (in detail) are too difficult to grasp for the average infowarrior.
There seems to be a lot of confusion as to what CERN does with their particle collider. Im gonna explain it to my fellow americans, its like nascar except the cars are tiny little particles going extremely fast over a long ass track. Then you go for a demolition derby finale by crashing those bitches into each other. But since its so tiny of a derby nothing significant happens, unless your'e an egghead who cares about data.
Aaron Martinez
Hopefully one day you'll wake up and have an epiphany that will make you realize you're here for a reason. There's no point in not spending one day of your life looking into it other than scratching the surface of the bullshit that jews and reddit put out there to purposely make it look like a waste of time.
Kevin Gray
Satanist shill, go open your portal to hell somewhere else
Adam Diaz
thanks m8!
Cameron Mitchell
Earthquakes release more energy than the LHC uses by a few orders of magnitude
Levi Mitchell
I do the math baby- I go along and work back- I knew the basics and the symbols- when I came across quantum everything clicked and I have been pretty into it- it is fun- I also like the language and motion of certain theory- like when I see something being worked out in front knowing what it must have been like for the architect when it was seen for the first time-
Asher Perry
Why are you trying to recreate DOOM
Angel Lee
>University tier
They are by definition doing university tier shit, my old uni built one of their detectors, I think it was the ALICE one.
Daniel Torres
Thanks for clearing that up. Thought they were creating a black hole parallel universe portal to summon lizard people to earth.
Xavier Gomez
>Town called Appolyon
In fucking Switzerland aye?
Nathan Long
Bitchin new carrier bro- what is the main pad coated with again? I can't believe ballooning is a thing still-
Jonathan Ortiz
They already did that. The lizard people are called feminists.
Parker Gray
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Christian Harris
Wew
Ayden Clark
I'm a cashier at Tipico. Ask me anything.
Justin Robinson
Why is gravity weaker than the other powers of the universe?
Jonathan Taylor
Because real madrid is going to lose today. No champions league for them this year.
Julian Rivera
It's all fun and games but, lets look at the facts
Why put fucking Shiva or some shit in front of a building? Why, fucking why?
also
Why do the dance inside cern put it on youtube? OBVIOUSLY pointing to opening a portal or some shit
I could argue about logo saying its some lunatic conspiracy but these two above say it all
Its happening
Elijah Torres
If you wanted to open a portal to hell by dancing... would you really film it and put it on youtube? Particle physics isn't that easy, so you would think they'd be smart enough to not do that shit.
Adam Turner
They literally bang rocks together and see what happends, that's all they do.
Very small rocks at very high velocities. It ain't going to kill you, niggers.
Jace Sullivan
It's not the dance opening portal, its the context of the video
Why would they do the Shiva bs dance inside CERN? They are hinting something >look guys we are doing crazy evil shit here and nobody cares
And the statue of "The Destroyer"? Why would you want to put a statue of evil god before facility?