Sup Forums why don't you have a big titted gf?

Sup Forums why don't you have a big titted gf?

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because small tits are superior

But I do

thanks

I'm a tits guy. I miss my exs 36Cs, but as a tits guy I just love perfect looking tits. My exs were big but that's it. My current qt3.14 Asian gf has 34Bs that are plump and perky. Can poke an eye out.

Cause she joined the navy

cumpdumpster in 3 ... 2 ... 1 ...

aren't they all mad as hatters due to the hormones (that helped the boobs get that way in the first place)
indecision, moodiness, and just girly bs in general

Where's she stationed? I just got out, maybe I fucked her

Big tit chicks get too much attention and are therefore always getting hit on. Even the biggest alpha gets tired of always fighting a war

Small tit chicks are wife material.... but gotta admit there's nothing quite like ramming a thin girl with huge boobs

>there's nothing quite like ramming a thin girl with huge boobs
only thing better is ramming a thin girl with small boobs
t.

ben shapiros sister has nice bitties

Because im grown man.
Tits are toys for little boys.
Asses are for men.

>t. nigger

Annapolis

Stop niggering boi

I agree, I always say this.

I know bitches who are even ugly as fuck with huge tits. Get like 200+ likes on photos. These chicks get a lot of attention, could probably get any guy they want. They're cunty and most guys would rather fuck an open, fit girl than thirst over an attention whore.

...well actually I'm wrong, but whatever

Ex gf

I am a tits man and my previous gf had 32DDD's which is fucking crazy. But she cheated.

Currently have a qt asian gf with B cups and ive never been happier.

Why buy when you can rent?

Yep, I probably fucked her. She felt like a virgin.

Dem teats

Nigga stop pretending to be me

why don't you suck my dick, you slack jawed shit fucker

Gfs rack

Hahaha my nigga, sounds like me

>only thing better is ramming a pre-pubescent girl
ftfy

I'm loving up on a big tiddid milf.
Cheese a sweetheart.

Simple answer:
Varietas delectat.

Because I have a big titted wife!

Because we cant get gfs

2lewd!

She's so beautiful.

if i had a choice would i be on Sup Forums?

Post ex and asian gf tits

Won't post nudes of either. I've posted my exs but someone somehow backtracked and it got back to her and the police got involved.

>being this new

Here's gfs tits

More?

Nudes?

Haha, care to share that story?

More!!

small tits < big tits
enjoy your vapid bimbos, OP

Thanks for the input Tyrone

Caught her cheating on me while on vacation. Got back home and used her phone, saw nudes that weren't sent to me. Got suspicious, checked her texts and found the pics sent to a guy and texts about how they fucked. Posted nudes on here (2011, before ppl were all "NYPA") and after a while people found out who she was, probably reverse searched her face or something. Next day, cops show up, etc.

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A friend sent me this, heard her sing (pretty good tbh), but wanted to nut, nutted, realized it was Ben Shapiro's sister, nutted again

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Her ass is relevant to my interests

Here's the pic of his gf that he deleted

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You can't impregnate tits.

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i do

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Nudes?

Wife

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Ex had 36DD's. She was the best fuck I ever had. Great rack on a slim 120 lb frame with no gag reflex. Made the 3 years fantastic.

she looks fat.

Itt insecurity

It's funny how anything other than anorexic translates to "fat" for you pining virgins

Here's to show you otherwise

>picture is entirely of tits
>fat

ok guy

FLAT IS JUSTICE!!!!

Not your gf kek

More?

moar

because theyre all just jewesses

Because I am an ass guy. If she happens to have big tits that a nice bonus but if she doesn't I'm totally fine as long as the ass is awesome.

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Fapping? Saving?

Because I have a big tits wife

am now

oh but i do op

She's all yours Sup Forums. What would you like to do with those?

tie her down and tittyfuck her senseless

because they are not handy
> tfw had a massive crush on the girl from the bank who came around at my workplace to sell loans once in a while
> tfw the boss' son married her
> tfw he's a turbo-autist and she is only in it for the money
> tfw the entire office only ever referred to her as 'the Grand Tetons'
> tfw no Grand Tetons for me

Where would you want to cum? She loves to taste it, wherever you do it

would cum in ass

Inside? If you do it, she might fall in love

Album link?

cause she got fit and lost a bunch of weight,
I cant be disappointed though, she went from being a 6/10 to a 9/10.
And nothing like having a girl who can deadlift or squat you, wrapping her legs around you and thrusting hard.

I do.

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yes, first load inside her ass and second one in her mouth

> a girl who can deadlift or squat you, wrapping her legs around you and thrusting hard
iktf
youtube.com/watch?v=gM7IBrszcl4

BECAUSE.... most girls with big tits have fat arses and I don’t like a fat girl.
Slim girls with big tits are rare.

I do

Places where she likes it the most

Because she's a jew dog.

i feel ya

more

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post more whoever she is

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I did.
But the day after I got laid off, she stole my emergency savings and bailed. This was during the Great Recession. Lost everything.

I paid for dem titties.

Guys...don't fucking trust a woman if you have one. She will throw you under the god damn buss when shit REALLY hits the fan and you will be surrounded by nothing but people who will look at you like a loser; the same people that supported your idea of having a girlfriend.

Don't be a sucker like me. Use them then lose them.

Dat hoe

I would love to have a big titty GF ;-;

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