/heem/: khabib nurmagomedov edition

Upcoming events:

4/21: Bellator 178 - Straus vs Pitbull 4
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4/22: ACB 58 - Askarov vs Leone
4/22: UFC Fight Night 108 - Swanson vs Lobov
4/28: Lion Fight 36 - Wielzen vs Lerdsila
4/29: Glory 40 - Wilnis vs Marcus
5/5: VFC 57 - Gallemore vs Al-Hassan
5/6: Cage Warriors 83 - Mills vs Long
5/12: BAMMA 29 - McDermott vs Wolf
5/13: UFC 211 - Miocic vs Dos Santos 2
5/19: Bellator 179 - Daley vs MacDonald
5/20: Glory 41 - Verhoeven vs Lazaar
5/20: ACB 61 - Balayev vs Bataev
5/20: Invicta FC 23 - Porto vs Niedzwiedz
5/26: Lion Fight 37 - TBA
5/28: UFC FN 109 - Gustafsson vs Teixeira
6/3: UFC 212 - Aldo vs Holloway
6/10: UFC FN 110 - Hunt vs Lewis
6/10: Glory 42 - TBA
6/15: M1 Challenge 80 - Kharitonov vs Lopes
6/16: UFC FN 111 - Holm vs Correia
6/24: Bellator 180 - Silva vs Sonnen
6/25: UFC FN 112 - Chiesa vs Lee

Previous thread: News:

>DC open to fighting Jones or DC
mmamania.com/2017/4/18/15351612/jon-jones-or-jimi-manuwa-daniel-cormier-will-fight-either-at-ufc-214

>Lastest LFAF goof to make UFC deubt
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/jared-flash-gordon-to-make-ufc-debut-vs-michael-quinones-at-ufc-211-in-dallas

>Leites: "Alvey is like a rattlesnake"
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/ufc-fight-night-108s-thales-leites-has-been-studying-tough-alvey-for-a-while-he-is-like-a-rattlesnake

>Saad Awad on Will Brooks' UFC shortcomings
mmajunkie.com/2017/04/only-fighter-to-beat-will-brooks-in-bellator-unsurprised-by-ex-champs-ufc-struggles

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instagram.com/tusqy10/
youtube.com/watch?v=NeAg02OSc8s
youtube.com/watch?v=q14Irjaz9cw
youtube.com/watch?v=KEua2Z21MPs
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

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bump for pol stream

I wonder if Schaub ever schaubed his pants when he got knocked out

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1st for schlob

>DC open to fighting Jones or DC

lol good job, idiot

>the shantytown bumville of NotePad

>DC open to fighting Jones or DC
nice one sperg

>DC open to fighting Jones or DC

The real enemy is within

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>DC open to fighting Jones or DC

lolllllllllllll spergOP is a fuckin retad

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Studboy on JRE when?

>h-h-h-hurrrr muh typo
great

>Studboy
i can just imagine him rambling about his college wrestling days then joe pretty much calling him a pussy

lol stay assblasted, mohammed

Literally shaking in anger!

the enemy
the inner me

I thought notepads had spell check?

i forgive you, don't let it happen again. I understand the OP is important and for that we expect better from you. Let this be a lesson

How would spellcheck have helped in this instance, dummy?

/heem/ knows about this... right?

youtube.com/watch?v=2RcMpI_5neU

I forgot to turn off auto-meme

Yup. Was on mma.tv since 08. Text message troll pt 2 was easily the best thing to come out of the OG.

What move could have prevented this?
>youtu.be/LDqN515ZB3c

double underhooks would have helped

>Based studboy naming the redpill

Good, I unironically rock the song sometime. I'm an old school MMAWeekly poster but even over there we heard about it as it was happening.

>fili's alex jones impression

New Fight Motion
youtube.com/watch?v=8eRn19-9GMc
slowmo Jacare heems

Is this australian chick cute?

oh fuck studboy confirmed conor vs woodley and its gonna be on the same card as cody vs tj

he doesn't know shit, mcgreggor is fighting Floyd next or retiring

He's just going by IG posts from both of them. Conor said his next fight would be announced soon and less than a day later T-Wood said he was training for his next fight.

objectively no
instagram.com/tusqy10/

How many threads are necessary?

great thread OP, thanks

We have formed the New Thread Top Top

NTTT

A pact that vows to only post in threads made after the bump limit.

Abandon this thread and join the squad

NTTT bless

kys

>tfw 5'9 and 75 inch reach
I'll jab you to death bitch

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Imagine this hulking mass locks you in a RNC

That's a statue, user

Yeah but do you know what Snow White is even capable of

GADOOSH

Is that binko skub? I hear he's a great fighter

Brendan Schaub

He's an incredible talent.

i dont think he could fit his bicep under my chin / wrap his legs for a body triangle

Is Holly going to get picked apart again?

she's a can
Isn't she like 1 in 5 now?

3 and tbf she beat GDR

Learn to judge Germaine de Randamie put that dog down

Dutch kickboxing beats the shit out of shitty American kickboxing or whatever the fuck Woof Woof Holmes does

You seem like an angry person I do not wish to continue this conversation with you thanks.

>DC open to fighting Jones or DC
JUST

Gaining 60 pounds

Until you fight a non manlet

Got destroyed by webm related. Beat GDR and was beating Miesha until she got choked, though

Nah it's Burton Splooge, former heavyweight failure. Be nice though cause he has severe brain damage.

Can't wait for Bellator this weekend.

Pitbull/Straus 4 hype

lol

so much bug mma this weekend
acb, efn, m-1, one, ufc bellator

what did he mean by this

god it's so embarrassing when midgets try to talk tough

post your fightfus.

>upgraded

She uses that liver kick so well. Benefits of being a southpaw

BLACKED

Stop evading my filter, fucking general cancer

2 roiders

best 105-115 waifu.

post moar rena, my seagate HDD die with only 7 months and now i don't have heems or pics of rena.

>stabs u in the belly

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jealousy is bad.

besides, DC is was roided as fuck like all MMA fighters some years ago, and he was a elite wrestler years before, i don't know hot testing was in wrestling years ago, but sure DC used a lot of PEDs in wrestling and later on strikeforce.

no

DC was unironically a good boy who dindu nuffin

dc is natty joncuck, stay mad

>being dumber than a high school drop out stoner with CTE

youtube.com/watch?v=NeAg02OSc8s

not an argument, dc is natty, dc is the GOAT. accept it now or cry later

sorry but you're wrong, dc is natty, jon is a roiding hide under the octagon bitch. dc will btfo him.

>the other guy only won because of steroids

Schaubposter-esque is DC fan in his delusion, Joe

i love DC faggot, i just think the true LHW GOAT is JJ unless DC heems him soon.

DC has take way more PEDs in his life time than JJ.

this, years ago everybody was a roid monster, and now they just take way less PEDs to don't be suspended by USADA.

not an argument, true natty lowtest cuck jon from 197 gets finished by based dc 10/10 times

i would like standing MMA to be popular, just shootboxing, with elbows and mma gloves.

there was a promotion a few years back that tried doing that, I think Bas might have been involved, not sure if it's still going.

You are crazy if you think Jones will suddenly stop doing roids altogether

i'm just saying everybody was (and still are) on PEDs.

nobody is natty, is just another USADA/UFC lie.

some info or videos about the promotion? i'm pretty sure they are not going on, i never heard about standing MMA, just "standing vale tudo" in a youtube promo about shootboxing.

the closest thing right now this caged MMA, muay xtreme, and mma gloved muay thai, what is just muay thai with mma gloves.

youtube.com/watch?v=q14Irjaz9cw
ignored the meme music, the thai commentators and this good.

might have been that honestly

>announcer also wearing mma gloves

kek

Lol, autistic detected

youtube.com/watch?v=KEua2Z21MPs
>this entire press conference

It's crazy watching Goober not be in the center of attention, you can tell he's all jelly inside

Man thes shit talking before the ufc178 fight was gold. Don't think it's gonna be the same in the upcoming fight. Jones is much more self conscious about his fuck ups and won't be high as fuck anymore during presses.

she puts the rena in renal failure

this weekend will be hectic, hope our guys do well

So now Bisping doesn't want Romero (again) but Withaker instead...
What's next ? He'll call out Forest Griffin ?

Bitchping will retire before he defends against a top contender

guys, thoughts?

He'll gets who he wants, because he beats who he wants.

When she fights I will pop a boner

>reading click bait articles taken from jokes Bisping makes on podcast

buddeh

heeminder: artem will unironically ko cub this weekend.

WHO?!

>Slowbov
>beat a good fighter
pick one