laugh at edmonton edition
OILERS SHARKS THREAD
stinky smelly pantsoilers
That's why you don't let the confetti out after ONE game.
>The pavelski family
pic related
Sharks 10-0 screencap this
Who /toasted/?
>be from redditmonton
>soil pants
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MY EMPIRE OF DIRT.
Draisaitl is a fucking dumbass
who should get suspended?
draisaitl or maroon?
I am.
>This is all splitting hairs, in the end a loss in a loss in the playoffs.
absolutely
>but in the flames case they did everything right and still lost.
Nah, they got complacent at 4-1 and the momentum of the game changed. And when the sharks had caught up from that hole, all the energy's in their court. It was the flames fault for giving them that. They need to just ignore the scoreboard if they're ahead and not give up too many stupid penalties (I'm looking at you Dougie).
make hockey violent again and scare away the normies and numales
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
>HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOW CAN ONE TEAM BE SO STINKY SMELLY POOPOO PANTS?
HOLY SHIT
OILELS ARE SO STINKY ANS SMELLY AND SHITTY
MCMEME WILL NEVER WIN THE CUP
>Talb0t
HOW MANY FIRST ROUND PICKS HAVE THEY GOTTEN?
ITS FUCKING 6-0 YOUR TEAM IS SHIT
DID THE OILELS GIVE UP?
THE DEFENSE IS TAKING A NAP
TALBOT IS DONE FOR THE NIGHT
HELLO BROSSOIT
LOL
IS IT GOING TO BE 10-0 BY THE END?
LOL CUT TO RIBBONS LOL
Coilers fans literally on suicide watch
Well the ducks had no power plays at all last night and still won, honestly don't know what the flames can do to win, that series is definitely ogre though. Flames are 0-9 in their history when falling behind 0-2 in a series and the ducks are 11-0 when going up 2-0 and the flames haven't won in anaheim since the weimar republic
HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO MEEEE?
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POOPOOPEEPEEJARVI
i want to shoot coilers fans in the faces
>6 (SIX) - 0 (ZERO)
>coilers
ahahahhahahhaahahahhahahahhah
based shorks gonna sweep in 6 and eliminate these wasteland faggots
I am still literally shaking, this is the most terrified i have been since the Sharks outshot us 44-19 in game one, this is no different from how the nazis were voted into power, I feel physically sick that so many bad calls were allowed to stand, let alone decide the fate of Draisiatl. Millions of innocent Edmontonians will now live in fear for their lives because they are exposed. I cant even right now I need to go somewhere.
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MUH TENDIES
wayne lacing up in the locker room...you heard it here first
t. Lives in gastown with her mom
Ummm no sweetie
Incoming Gretzky hat-trick.
>oilels
>tal6ot
>soilers
>tal6ot
I can literally hear my neighbors crying
>t. Lives in gastown with her mom
t. has never been to vancouver.
families in gastown LOL
>illegally dressing a skater
They'd probably allow it for publicity though
Actually, if you refer to the teachings of Justin Trudeau, the Oilers are winning.
Thinking outside the box matters.
Only way this night could have been better was if the Mild got swept as well.
This is how you know someone's from the prairies
>you lose to the Sharts
the oilers are winning in the metric system!
yea LOL everyone knows the only families that live in vancouver are brown or yellow
>dumb white hipster millenial urban rednecks
>procreating
wat kind of music are u dudes listening too since this game is fucking pointless now
It's the most dangerous lead you retards. The oilers are just letting the shorts get a false sense of security. You'll see the greatest comeback in NHL history in the third.
tfw hungry for some spaghetti factory and then going across the street to get some yummy and overpriced """organic""" ice cream now
My aunt and uncle live there
Btfo
needs to be a fin
>projecting this hard
holy fuck ladlet
>dumb white hipster millenial urban rednecks
lol man that is calgary
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>living in any Canadian city were whites are a minority.
God damn disgrace.
A Timeout should have been called when the Ducks made it 4-3, because the Flames clearly needed a little breather as they were on the back foot. Most teams I'd probably agree with letting them play through a tough patch, but the same shit happened in the 3rd periods of Games 1 and 2 as well.
The woos have begun
Did my post hit a little too close to home?
>calgary
>urban rednecks
calgary doesn't have near as many late night TV worshipping dumb leftie urban rednecks as van shitty.
maybe as retired old rich fucks, but there are ZERO families in gastown. who the fuck would start a family there?
Save the confetti for the CLINCHING game. Fucking dumbass Oilers.
fantastic memery rite eer
>t. oilers fan
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>living in Fort Mac but with a mall
What a fucking disgrace
depending where you draw the border there might be some native families living in chinatown that might be in gastownn
>finally figured out how to block Sup Forums ads on my phone
>even the popup
THANK FUCK
>edmonton talking shit about any city
toplel. edmonton battles winnipeg for the shittiest town in canada by a mile
They unironically raised my libcuck niece and two nephews there
vancouver is shit but its still better than alberta
t. have family all over both provinces
lol the oil fields are dry. Alberta is literally Newfoundland tier
>being this jealous of Albertans
Who hurt you user? Tool push fuck your wife or your mom or something?
tell me senpai
you memeing hard rn
It's always been a neck to neck race between Toronto and Vancouver
calgary and alberta literally have strips of farms right next to the city
that's fucked up
Pro tip, use Clover app.
edmonton is garbage
i went to edmonton for the first time looking to hit up a good restaurant and my retarded prairienigger cousin takes me to fucking JOEY
third world countries have nicer things than your shit province
>aunt uncle
>niece nephew
Know how I know you're from Alberta
Just use clover
Preferable to most urban centres in Canada, you can keep your Somalians and chinks
Should be considered child abuse desu
>food is bad
stupid smelly consumer cities are stupid
and smelly
>shorks playing fugazi
nice
i suppose so. it'd be closer to say super north west strathcona before gastown i'd say though.
if you say so, but i still find it a bit hard to believe. there isn't any sort of school remotely close to that area at all.
seriously tho will jumbo joe finally off himself if he gets eliminated by the oilels?
he worries me
toronto and vancouver actually make "best city" lists, alberta's never even mentioned
>tool push
What other extinct jobs do you guys "work"
It's ok, you don't have to try so hard. Accept the truth. Alberta is the only reason Canada isn't an absolute shithole joke. We know. You know it too.
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Joey's fish? Did he take you on a tuesday, all you can eat fish and chips
Do you get used to cow farts?
It's almost as bad as Colorado.
Calgary is a better city than Toronto
no its not
TbH it'd funny if McDavid spends his whole NHL career without a Stan Lee
Man, 6 goals. That's crazy, right?
Calgary makes that list every year, sorry you can't read. Probably your shitty Ontario "education". Was your teachers first language even English?
Calgary is shit and wish nothing but pain and suffering on people from there
Mogadishu is a better city than Toronto.
You can say that because they're so easy to compare.
>people are replying to a notorious hongcouverite shitposter trip
>people aren't filtering his trip
Add utraffic.engine.adglare.net to your adblocker.
Like Ovechkin?
Anything is preferable to Toronto that place is a cesspool
the only people in the world who'd agree with that are albertans
there isnt a single metric by which calgary is ahead of toronto
Joey has a restaurant?
does winnipeg have a GABE?
I wonder who makes those lists. Best cities are Montreal and Quebec City. Pic related is what you get when you let chinks in.
>best cities list
>just a list of extremely libcuck shit holes
do kongs fans still exist?
im rooting for the shorks
Been to Toronto three times. It's literally Africa with snow.
ready to celebrate coilers loss lads