You wake up one morning and you are lil pump

[Adrian Brooks]

You wake up one morning and you are lil pump
What do you do?

[Robert Harris]

Kill myself

[Eli Ross]

Drive down the highway at 70 mph

[Leo Ramirez]

fpbp

[Christian Mitchell]

become an hero

[Carson Howard]

>immediately check my bank account balance
>make an appointment with my doctor to run some general health test
>throw out all the drugs in my house besides the weed
>kick out majority of his bum friends
>make an appointment with a financial advisor to see what kind of property i can invest in
>start educating the youth on proper music and philosophy by tweeting interesting yt videos
also
ESKETTTTTTTT

[Owen Jackson]

walk to McDonalds an screech "ESKETIT" at everyone I see

[Aiden Young]

Is lil pump the GOAT ignorant rapper? We haven't reached ignorance levels this high since waka flocka

[Jace Bailey]

lil pump myself with gas

[Jaxon Allen]

>put on most expensive clothing from closet
>jump out of the window
>run while squatting to the nearest shop
>violently flailing arms in unpredictable ways
>screech "ESKETIT" every 3 seconds
>see someone
>start roasting him because i am more rich, and that makes me superior
>deepthroat everyone i see

[Cooper Phillips]

Yo Lil Pump is gonna die

[Adrian Morales]

thats not even fast

[Julian Perez]

If you're driving at 70mph, how long does it take to go 70 miles?

[Robert Foster]

kill my self so goddamn much

[Tyler Brown]

kek.

[Caleb Ortiz]

faggots spotted

[Nathaniel Reyes]

Shave my dreads and make industrial

[Jeremiah Gutierrez]

ESHKETIT

[Andrew Diaz]

Try to fugg Grimes

[Nolan James]

thatd be easy as fuck as pump
id probably also just try to have sex and not die before i turn 19

[Samuel Anderson]

I realize that I'll never be a nigger and I go frogpost on /R9K/

[Aaron Walker]

Get on skype and play Minecraft with xxxtentacion

[Hunter Gutierrez]

Find a big pump to mate with.

[Christopher Smith]

70 niggeh

[Asher Carter]

>ywn be lil pump

[Michael Young]

Since when did Sup Forums become /r/hiphopheads

[Connor Williams]

ESKETTITTT

[Mason Hill]

I don't know who this person is, so I guess try to figure out why I woke up in his body, and see if he woke up in mine and what we could do to reverse the situation.

[Hudson Wright]

For one thing, I would get a haircut, or maybe just go bald, and then I would consider lasering off those tattoos.

[Evan Garcia]

yeah act like you dont know

TRAPPER OF DA CENTRY

[John Jenkins]

>yeah act like you don't know

I really don't know.

[Blake Foster]

he dropped out of harvard and turned down scholarships to yale to pursue his dreams in rap

[Matthew Carter]

wtf I love Lil Pump now!

[Matthew Roberts]

furiously masturbate my 4 incher

[Landon Bell]

blow my fucking head off with a shotgun cobain style to be the first cloudrap suicide

[Jordan Stewart]

ESKEEEETTITTTTT

[Asher Robinson]

pump isnt cloudrap

[Charles Myers]

>I'M REEEEEDDDDDDIIITTTTT
That's what you fags sound like.

[Nolan Roberts]

I've never been to reddit so I'm not familiar with what it's like. Speak for yourself

[Brody Long]

Read a kerouac book, go to Argentina, to the Patagonia, die in the cold

[Grayson Green]

>trying to blend in
Kys

[Alexander Stewart]

Oh it's supposed to be "let's get it" but the accent of whatever ethnic minority he is makes it impossible to understand

[Easton Watson]

>assblasted redditors trying to save face
Consider suicide, retards.

[Christopher Hughes]

>I know what reddit posting looks like but you're the redditor here
Is this supposed to fool me?

[Asher Brown]

I'd probably do some drugs. I don't know what he's dependent on so I would feel pretty shitty and uncomfortable until I can figure out which ones to take and how much without dying.

[Brandon Brooks]

No need to be so desperate friendo, the big evil Sup Forums won't hurt you for browsing Leddit.

[Carter Sanchez]

so normal speed?

[Nolan Jenkins]

Try to fugg Grimes

[Carson Howard]

xans, weed, lean and probably molly

[Logan Edwards]

drop the lil

[Charles Brown]

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[Aiden Williams]

winner

>tabasco as lube

[Joshua Cooper]

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[Isaac Moore]

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[Michael Edwards]

Drop the rap career and go back to a four year college. After that settle down with my bachelor's degree and settle down within a city that requires reformation due to poverty and crime. Try my best to fix the city as much as I humanly can. Find a woman with the same passion and marry in which we spend three years together then start a family. Have three kids in which we teach them about human dignity and that God has unconditional love towards all. Die a hero

[Adrian Jackson]

I fuck iCarly

[Adrian Harris]

It depends on the model of car

[Carson Harris]

This one.

[Brayden Allen]

Learn to write an actual fucking song.

[Caleb Bell]

Flex like ouu

[Sebastian Murphy]

probably take some xanax to fend off the withdrawals

[Parker Hughes]

I would surprise everyone and make a good album.