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>0iler7

cheeky crowd

fear the fin

If this is the kind of "performance" the Oilers can put out in the playoffs I never want to see Edmonton there again. Embarrassing is not even enough to describe it.

EXPOSEDMONTON

>Thornton 4 pts

I thought he was injured lol?

>coilers

i cannot fucking breathe

vintage fleury tonight
pens sweep in 5

Last two digits is how many deadmonton allows in tonight.

>oilels

>confetti

>2ND ROUND HERE WE COME
>MORE CONFETTI
>PLAN THE FUCKIN PARADE

>e-edmonton is the g-g-greatest city in canada
>m-muh MALL

hockey needs to become violent again, keep numales and leftists away

I missed this meme. Did dedmonton really rain confetti after winning game 2? Any video?

more like last ONE digit

dubs and McDavid kills himself tonight

>craps

I agree. We need some good old fashioned line brawls.

kys

Couple years ago Sharks beat the Rangers 9-2.
Biggest NY collapse since 9-11.

>celebrating after only 1 game
Ehh.. McDavid will take 5 and 6. Sharks aren't going to repeat this performance.

no it's just a meme stop asking for video

go watch baseball jose

>Bulju dubs
Where's that one picture

I still remember watching the pens clinch their first cup with that 8-0 win
total domination

...

eberle and RNH are ZERO. worthless, useless, scum. mcgaykid will be shut down eternally. kassian has heart but he can't carry the series. draisatl nuclear collapse, and probably getting suspended.

oil are very very kill

the only person who can carry them out of it is lucic at this point..

NUGENT HOPKINS FIRED IT WIDE

lol fucking idiot please just shoot this retard in the face on ice please

dubs and rangers go all the way

Sharks went in dry tonight

>rags

good try, raggot

Lmao this sucks man

Drunk coilers are my fav

dubs and every canadian team still doesnt get out of the first round

>went
Still time f.am

where the FUCK is Pulju when you fucking need him?

Yes

hopefully. the faster this sport dies in this country the faster we can replace it with something better.

only hillbilly white people in small towns give a shit about hockey and the fewer of them the better lmao

>Check score
>3-0
>oh that's a pretty shit start i'll check back later
>is now later, expects 3-2/4-1
>7-0

Oh please, you make it sound like the Sharks have good players

oh shit this WILL happen

eberle out for poojoo

cap this post

he's "busy"

Dubs and poopinajarplease gets recalled and shows the fuck up

>edmongolians so BTFO that they are bragging about being uneducated in the game thread
CANNOT make this shit up folk, we are living in the brightest, memiest timeline

All sports are shit and the worst kind of escapism

>Coilers getting absolutely embarrassed
>Draisaitl probably getting suspended

This will lead to Pooopoopeeepee getting recalled. Not only will we have 12 jonnes shitposting for us but with Finns you win

Coilers in 6 with Puljujärvi scoring 4 goals

>$400,000 dollars of debt
>to get a $32,000 job

lmaoing @ ur life sweetie

y not pulling the goalie?

>All sports are shit and the worst kind of escapism
>sports are the worst kind of escapism
>sports
Are you sure famalaam?

thank you based bulju

>full house digits

I believe this is a good sign.

>SHUTOUT
LMAO

san jose and the entire state of california great quake of 2017 best day of my life

it was a tough game out there tonight, we just have to make better decisions with the puck and support each other better and we'll all get to go home to cute stinky anime girl feets. -connor mcdavid

>coilers

>what are grants and scholarships
you learn about these things when you don't drop out at grade fucking NINE

nuke san jose and all its fans

kill every californian

Oilers drown the shorks in confetti in gm5 and blow them out in the series you heard it right here

7 (S E V E N) - 0 (Z E R O)
SHARKS > OILERS
HOLY SHIT
OILELS ARE SO STINKY ANS SMELLY AND SHITTY
MCMEME WILL NEVER WIN THE CUP
>Talb0t
HOW MANY FIRST ROUND PICKS HAVE THEY GOTTEN?
LOL
CUT TO RIBBONS
LOL
WHERE WAS MCMEME ALL HE DID WAS TAKE PENALTIES AND SHIT IN HIS PANTS

>He needs welfare to succeed

Umm no sweetie

Brent Burns is a disgrace to the game

Joe needs to retire and stop encouraging disgusting hygeine

AHAHAHAHHA HE HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL
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Not even an Oilers fan

San Jose sucks and fuck every single one of you

>implying I didn't go to univeristy with those and didn't pay a dime

That education taught me that everyone who goes to uni just to end up with a menial job at the end is a fucking idiot and can't really even try mocking people who were clever enough to make bank straight out of high school.

The Battle of Alberta is now a literal race to the bottom, and I'm not sure who is winning.

So this is the power of Canadian hockey

Whoa

LOOK HOW FUCKING MAD THEY ARE

>grants and scholarships = welfare
oh my god dude, I LOVE YOU.

>the state of edmongolians

>SOME

>FUCKING

>CONFETTI

what do they do with the hats after a hat trick

>everyone who goes to uni just to end up with a menial job at the end
y'alls are like caricatures of your fucking selves. must be a crisis with lead in the water

>communist education

Checked

Do I actually have to spell this out for you? It's literally charity sweetie

If your family isn't rich enough to put you through school outright you don't deserve a post secondary education

lads lads lads
can we get a
>0-7ERS

>scholarships are only for poor people
maybe you should have gone to high school

If there is you should be concerned because I live in vancouver sweetie

>If your family isn't rich enough to put you through school outright you don't deserve a post secondary education
considering you keep shitting on education of any kind, i'm guessing you are a trailer lord of some kind. could you afford crayons?

use it to power the team train

Laughing SO HARD at Ted from Akron

You now realize that >7-0 in the playoffs is equivalent to 15-0 in the regular season

>mfw Coilers just put on the worst performance of the season among all NHL teams

t. elected communists

>all the bad guys won tonight
Fuck this semen slurping gameS

>canapoors arguing over who is poorer and more uneducated
can't make this up folks

Of course his parents could afford crayons, what the fuck else do they eat for dinner in Alberta

>0-7ERS

Will they drop confetti if they manage to score a single goal in game 5?

but the boilers and hasbeens lost
only 1 bad guy won

The correct answer is Minnesota

Just woke uo what the hell happened? Sekera said to our media he is very confident before the game.

gonna be dropping confetti if they can get the game started on time desu

the good goys won waddaya mean fellas

>3rd world dmen

inb4 Kassian relapses into alcoholism

You're mixing me up with another user I'm going to uni

Maybe at a fucking community college they'll be impressed by your welfare queen scholarship anyone can get those kek

Try applying to Manchester they'll laugh you out the door

FOLLOW ME DON'T FOLLOW ME

I'VE GOT MY SPINE I'VE ORANGE CRUSH

What's it like being so jealous of Albertans you get ass devastating mad they make more money than you with less education? What's the point of school if it doesn't add commas to your bank account?

>muh confetti
>vezina-tier talbot
>1st line center on every team draishitl
>2nd round and SCF discussions after game 2