Alcoholism thread

Alcoholism thread.
In 2 hours and 23 minutes the liquor store will be open.
Pic unrelated.

I wish my meth dealer kept as spot on hours as the liquor store

drink whiskey, youll get over the bite
i drink it like water

I like vodka but whiskey is fucking expensive here.

Do the world a favor and rape the next young boy you see.

get ur self some gbl its wayyyy cheaper and the high is like u mega drunk ...

What the fuck is a gbl? Gay bisexual lesbians?

Oh, its a drug. We dont have that here. We only have coke... tons of coke.

Spic? Spic i guess.

1 hour and 43 minutes.

Drank mouthwash for the first time the other night because I ran out of beer

When i was like 17 i literally drank straight alcohol. My mom found out and tried to send me to AA. It doesnt worked.

Can any of you guy tell me if I'm going to die?

>be me, 21
>drinking about 8 shots of vodka everyday for 6 months since 21st bday
>took hydrocodone syrup containing aprox 20ml of hydrocodone and 650mg of tylenol
>I know tylenol and alcohol are both liver toxic in combo especially
>coulnd't stop myself from taking the hydrocodone
>How much did I just fuck my liver?

My name is Tim and I live in northern California incase I die and you want to look it up on the local news.

*20mg of hydrocodone

I drink a liter (1000 ml) of a national alcoholic beverage called 'guaro' per day 5 days per week. Guaro is like vodka but shittier.

Its hard, but nothing is impossible.

My abdomen is beginning to burn, and I can feel my heartbeat in my gut

59 minutes left niggers.

Why i getvso fucking hlrny while having a hangover? I literally spend the whole morning beating my meat and texting all the sluts i know for sex.

Same. I dont know why. But i dont know any slut so i just masturbate.

Keep us updated faggot

Nig died already.

I'm still alive. I feel a lot of pressure coming from my left side just under the rib cage. The burning has turned in to an ache that is coming from that same spot. Feeling pretty buzzed off of that hydrocodone though since I haven't taken any opiate in over a year.

You won’t die till you fall asleep, you will just quit breathing.

I'm not so afraid of respiratory depression as I am about liver cell death.

What’s cool about the liver is that if you do end up surviving this endeavor, your liver will bounce right back to normal. It is the most resilient of all organs.

You can literally remove 25% of it and it will straight grow back

That's called gastritis (i dont know the english word). Ive suffered that 3 times. I ended hospitalized once because of it. Go to a med if u have free health care. If not, spend some bills. Gastritis is a bitch. You should eat while drinking.

What channel shows this fagottry in America? Warner here.

Oh shit. Wrong thread.

Thanks.

Wish I could stop drinking sometimes.

Havent been able to go a week without getting drunk.

Likely gastritis. The mucous used to protect the lining of your stomach from the HCL acid made by the stomach is gone. Most likely from drinking so much. It lasts about a week usually. I'd recommend fasting for the first day and then eating thinks like bread and applesauce for awhile. Stick to drinking only water. Also your liver is on the right side.

I can stay even a month without drinking. But once i start i keep drinking for 5 days straight. My life is actually all fucked up thanks to alcohol. My gf left me. My best friend (a girl) wont talk to me anymore and 80% of my friends hates me.

Uh? Wrong guy.

Also, pick up some rantidine, tums, and liquid antacid. The liquid antacid needs to have Semethicone in it. Take all as directed.

Sorry. My bad buddy.

Crackera works too. Thats what my med recommends. Also, dont smoke, eat greasy food or beans.

My absolute drug of choice is weed, but I began drinking alcohol because it helped me stretch out my weed supply and is legal. I drank several days in a row and I was afraid I would get DTs if I stopped so I kept drinking because I knew the withdrawls could kill me.

I don't even want to drink anymore, I just know that I am physically obligated to or else I could die. If I had enough weed I would wean off. I've been tracking my drinking with a phone app which helps a lot.

I don't crave alcohol specifically, I just want to feel buzzed off of something, preferablly weed, but now I got addicted.

Crackers*

I dont drink in work days thanks to weed. My boss knows i smoke and he give no fucks. I work for the gov. I used to drink 6 days per week and the one day left i spend it in bed feeling like shit. Weed saved my life.

It's an evil cycle.

I only feel good when I'm drinking but then I hate myself because I drink

My gf left me because im an alcoholic. Shes getting married in 2 months. It fucking hurts, man. It fucking hurts

Can you be more of a loser by abusing substances?

Reminds me that I have some pot laying somewhere around her

10 minutes left my dudes.
Yaaay alcholism

There are no alcoholics itt.

Weed is recreationaly legal in California, but they haven't given out licenses yet and local ordanances prevent any dispensaries from being estalished within my city. I live in Humboldt county too, basically the weed capitol of the US in my opinion. Weed is so cheap here and it is everywhere, but I have social anxiety and don't have a lot of friends. I find a lot of joint/blunt roaches just walking around town on the sidewalk, so many that I have been able to smoke a hit atleast everyday.

10 minutes left for what?

Until the liquour store opens where OP lives.

I wish i live in America just for the weed. All we get here in Latinoamerica is colombian/jamaican garbage and coke... lots of coke. A gram of decent weed here coasts $20

>Waiting on liquor store to open.
Rookie.

>$20 a gram for decent weed

Absolute fire weed can be found for $120 an ounce here in humboldt. Coke however is $120 a gram. Coke used to be $60/gram just a couple years ago, but it has gone up to $120 over the last couple years. The coke around here tests around 50% anyway, total shit. Thank god I have an adderall Rx or else I'd be screwed here.

Holy fucking shit. Colombian coke is $5 here a gram

Liquor stores are closed on Sunday in tx, can only buy beer and wine. But you can go to a restraunt or bar and get a liquor drink

What? Straight alcohol? You mean like cleaning products?

Why tho? First time i heard that.
yup.

He is probably referring to 80 proof vodka.

someone stole my wallet, 2 more beers.... then im going into severe withdrawel... any advice?

see if your phone/bank allows NFC and find a bottleshop which allows pay-wave/tap and go or whatever you want to call it and get hammered.

u probably won't die but chill for a few hours and just do 1 drug or the other then after your out and craving get help

Last time i get wasted i was with a friend in the city and i had no money left. Our plans was to call a taxi and run without paying him. I fall asleep in the taxi and when i woke up there was like 30 taxis around us and 2 police patrols. My friend had to give his iphone to the taxi driver.

I did it Sup Forums. I have my 1 litter vodka bottle now. Thanks for the support.

How did you get out of that without getting arrested, or did you get arrested?

c ongratz now slow down

Why the fuck would you purposely buy Vodka? Literally worst of all generic spirits.

Worst in what way? Taste? I go for vodka becasue it has the most bang for buck, I mean if your just looking to get drunk wy would you go for anything besides pure ethanol solution?

Our police is meme tier. If a cop shoots a thiefer here, thebone going to jail is the cop. I was actually scarred about the taxi drivers. We call them here "la mafia roja" our taxis are red

Also, you dont go to jail here if you robbed less than $300. If you robbed $301 you are going to jail... for like 2 weeks. I want to leave this shithole.

That sucks man. South america?

what vodka did you get? pic?

Not OP, but I picked up some Gibley's Vodka. I tried to take a pic with my phone but I didn't have enough battery for flash and the wires in my charge cable is fatigued to shit. Hers's the stock photo.

Its pretty rough and smells like solvent, but hey, its pure enough to be legally be labled vodka. Even if it smells like ethyl acetate and similar trace volatiles.

There's people that have doing much worse shit to their bodies daily for over 40 years, no offense but you're a lightweight. Go into any typical alcohol rehab and people are drinking upwards of a gallon+ of cheap vodka per day, for decades - every day, not even getting drunk anymore, just to maintain normalcy and fight off the dt's. Stop now before you end up spending the last 3 years of your life in and out of the hospital. If you're really worried get your bloodwork done and see if anything is terribly wrong.

If you rob a guy with $320, you can just give him $20 in change. Felony averted!

The cheapiest. Smirnoff

Holy fuck man. OP here. I just moved my pillow and there was a half bottle of vodka behind me. I was struggling since 5 am for nothing

Kek
>alcoholic problems

Lol, are you serious? I guess I'd just feel glad to have secured another day safe from withdrawls.

Im dead serious. I shouldnt be drinking since i have work tomorrow but i think i'll take the day.

I have no money or port and i dont feel happy at all

Same but i cant take a day free. Im broke nigga

My gf left me because my alcoholism and im depressed as fuck. I mean, no meme depressed, im serious depressed.

Does anyone here joined AA? does that shit actually works? It is religious? I want to join but im afraid

I feel ya buddy

I'd lick her store

My dads

I fucked her back in 2010. One of the most smelly vagines i've smelled. That turn me on tho. Eugenia is her name. Dumb as fuck name.

Currently in rehab. I kinda like it. 500$ a month bfast lunch dinner served. Aa and na meetings all day. Free therapy, gym, big ass garden I work on. And iam in a 2 man room.

And hes doing good? My dad tried too but he left after the first day. Hes an alcoholic but hes doing good

His 30 year chip

be me
>total loner
>start drinking at 16 because no social life
>it's not like I don't try to socialise, but 99% of the time when I call out nobody can
>99% of time they call out I litteraly can't since 3 km from closest bus stop and they just now decided to go out

>fml, whatever
>now 19
>drink everyday a glass full of shot liquor for past 2 years
>the cheap stuff


I don't remember when I last got drunk from beer, I just piss it out before it has a chance to acumulate


want to quit but cold turkey is worse bitch than any other bitch I met in highscool and on summer jobs


need halp

Do all people there like crackheads? I mean, i want to join but i think thats not my place. Also if i join AA it would be in the next town. I live in a pretty small town and everybody knows whos in our local AA. We have a saying here in spanish who goes: "small town, big hell".

Oh, ok. Congrats to him.

>Eugenia is her name
>has genes for smelly pussy, saggy tits and phat cheeks
oh the irony

I dont drink beer because it takes longer to get drunk. Last time i got drunk with beer i drank 26 beers. I prefer vodka. Cheapier and fastier. Also, you're just 19, you can do better. I wish i was 19.

I can post more if you want

Saying this as an alcoholic... if you got problems keeping track of how much alcohol you have, you're fucked mate.

Rehab has all walks of life. Rich poor smart stupid. Just look for a good one and soak up all they have to teach

19 yo drunk can't get into college
19yo drunk can't be trusted to work in pharmacy
19 yo drunk is less likely to socialise, lacking social skills is equal to suicide in this modern age

fyi I never get to drink with anybody else, bars are way more expensive than just buy liquor myself

I know mate. This is why a made the thread in the first place. Alcholism sucks. But sucks only when you are sober, because i'm only glad that i still have vodka. But yeah... it sucks.

One protip, eat plenty of saturated fat, e.g. fatty steak, pork roast, yoghurt, it's very protective when you're an alcoholic. I feel 80% better on a high meat diet.