What do you do when your girlfriend is a nudist and you have 3 male roommates?
My girlfriend moved in with me tonight. She is a nudist. Her parents are both nudists and she was raised to think of the naked body as natural and not sexual. I tried to tell her not to go walking around nude in front of our roommates and she smirked at me and then immediately walked out into the living room, pulled her dress over her head revealing a completely nude body and sat down on the couch between two of them.
She just looked at me and said, "What? I gotta be me. Might as well get this over with."
She then proceeded to tell my roommates that she is a nudist and started talking about her childhood and eventually said that they should expect to see her walking around without any cloths on. My roommates were very, very supportive. They were smiling ear to ear. then started teasing me, telling me that I shouldn't act so possessive and talking about how I should be more accepting of who she is. It was all tongue and cheek and she laughed. I faked laugh, but underneath I was really mad.
We sat around and talked for a few hours, drinking beer and smoking weed as we discussed our new living situation. Specifically, what it was going to be like having a girl in the house living with us. She kept getting up and going to the kitchen to get beers for us. When she did that, all three of my roommates just stared at her body as she walked into the kitchen and back, practically drooling and she seemed to like their attention. It really bothered me.
I eventually just went back into our bedroom and left them there. They were just straight up flirting with her and I couldn't take it anymore. I don't know how I feel about this now that she's living here.
Nice copy pasta faggot gtfo here, come back with some of
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Noah Carter
That's so hot, pics? Stories?
Isaac Powell
She moved in *again*? What was wrong with the advice we gave you last time?
Evan Mitchell
She's going to fuck them. Your roomates are going to fuck her. Behind your back. Its already set in place, she's pulling a power move on you.
Henry Watson
That moment you realize Sup Forums is on an endless loop of copypasta. Maybe even auto posting. >autopasta
Tyler Bell
She's a fucking bitch just enjoy her without emotions
Xavier Johnson
You realize this thread has been done before and kill yourself.
Alexander Perez
This thread again?
Zachary Parker
The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
Andrew Edwards
A lot of Sup Forums threads are now scripted repeats, and I highly suspect it is a CIA operation to create sociopaths and de-masculinate / ultra-feminize (3rd wave).
Evan Thompson
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Dominic Wood
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Ryan Bailey
Hey Online People,
My name is Gene, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are a bunch of lying, no-good punks who spend every second of their day saying I molested my daughter. You are everything stupid in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever had different consequences? I mean, I guess it's fun making people say suicide because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than trolling young girls on YouTube.
Don't be a bunch of pricks. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the cyber-police, and starter on my back-tracing team. What sports do you play, other than "screwing with toothless redneck's computers"? I also stand on my knees, and have a perfectly sane and healthy young daughter (She just had an emotional breakdown; life was SO torn). You are all faggots who should just pop a glock in your mouth and make a brain slushie. Thanks for dun goofing. Conversation over. From her father.
Pic Related: It's me and my daughter
Juan Phillips
If it's not the fucking Russians. Again.
Liam Morris
you're an idiot and i don't feel sorry for you at all. all i care for are the nudes of your gf and i'd fuck the shit out of her if i could.
NEED DAT PASTA AHRG, MY DICK GETS HARD WHEN PASTA IS DONE OVER AND OVER AGAIN!
>LOOP IS LUBE FOR MY ANUS, MY PENISCAGE EXPLODES
Brayden Perry
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Aiden Moore
this
Jacob Johnson
Hey Kids, My name is Joseph, and I look down on every single one of you. All of you are lazy, gimpless, no-lifes who spend every second of their day fantasizing about incest. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I have, and I can go down to my basement and get it anytime I want. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures of non-family members. Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I have my own underground dungeon of sexual deviance, complete with imprisoned family members who have never seen the sun. What do you do for a fuck, other than "jack off to porn that doesn't involve incestual rape"? I also have a wife, and have a banging hot daughter (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all missing out and you should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening. Pic Related: It's me and my ho
Landon Foster
Gangbang
Nathaniel Morgan
Stale copy pasta is stale.
Isaac Scott
lost
Christian Nelson
Hey, Fish Heads. My name is Walt Kowalski and I hate every single one of you dog-eating squinty-eyed zipperheads. All of you are cowardly, worthless gangbangers who spend every second of your day driving around in your rice burners when you could be buying American. You are everything bad in this neighborhood. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy that didn't belong to your cousin? I mean, I guess incest is fun for you people in Hmong because of your isolation in the jungle, but you all take it to a new level. You're worse than the spooks and the wops. Be a stranger. And get the hell off my lawn. I'm pretty much a total badass. I was in Korea, and stacked fuckers like you five feet high and used them for sandbags. I'll also blow a fucking hole in your face and sleep like a baby. What badass things do you do, besides "chop the head off a live chicken with a machete"? I also have the best girl in the world (She just fetched me a drink, shit was SO Pabst). You are all dickless barbarians who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening, pussies. Pic related: it's me and my bitch (keep your Charlie Chan cook the hell away from her). LOL what it do Sup Forums?
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