What fucked up secrets do you have that nobody knows Sup Forums?

What fucked up secrets do you have that nobody knows Sup Forums?
Tell us your fucked up secrets. Let it all out. We're here to listen.

I'm probably 100% gay, but I still love my girlfriend more then anything. But when we have sex I usually end up thinking about fucking guys, or traps, or having them fuck me. Coincidentally she's into dom bondage with strapons (so pegging) so that works out pretty well. But there's always that thought after most tikes I have sex about me probably being just gay.

When I was 14, the 6 year old sister of a friend sidles up to me when we were alone and asked me to put a finger inside her vagina. I was a horny teenager of course I did.

Shit was fucking awesome, and led to all kinds of crazy adventures

chronic masturbator, 90% definitely hebephile

i can fit a beer can in my ass

sure smells like weekend in this thread

I've been here 10 years mate

tfw youre just trying to get some good old fashioned "holy shit" mindblowing shit out of what used to be Sup Forums

I've been here since last summer ....

Pic related, it's me and my dad.

dont stop there... tell us more

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Paid for two Asian shemales while living over there. It's a secret I will take to the grave.

Little girl was def being diddled. No young girl would ask for that unless they were used to it and thought it was the norm.

glass bottle or can?

she was trying to french kiss me the whole time, and she had no hymen at all. I went knuckle deep on the first try and I'm pretty sure she had an orgasm. We fooled around a loty more and had sex for the first time 7 years later. Body of a fucking goddess by that time

Nope, not at all. She had a fucked up older sister who taught her how to masterbate with household items

Some say... ID:Heaven is still lurking this board till this day

Not to derail the thread but whatever happen to creepy? She ever post nudes? She modeling? Want to masturbate to her.

Holy shit that picture made me just so fucking angry

I finger fuck the dog sometimes. It makes her panic and kick her legs. I use my pinky but she is small dog with small pussy. I sometimes jack off while I'm doing it.

see
She's still modelling, and doing very well. Allison Harvard

I'm a faggot

the fact that you're a faggot is a secret for no one, you piece of shit.

What does it feel like, living under a rock?

Same but mines a large but still small. How do I fuck her?

Feels good bro.

I've had to make boys strip naked and expose different body parts before.

When she goes in heat her pussy will open up some. Otherwise work with her. Stretch her a little at a time. She like your finger? I use lube most of the time.

>Nope. Not at all. She had an older sister who molested her though.

You female? If so do you like it?

Ever had to slit a throat neck?

Don't be silly user, when someone female molests or rapes someone it doesn't count, aren't you pc?

Take a wild guess

Don't you have glass cans where you live?

used to get constant blow jobs from my dog when I was in high school. (graduated '07)

also, currently have frequent dreams about fucking my friends wife. It's usually a domination scenario as well

>It's usually a domination scenario as well
You were dominating your dog?

By blow job you mean lick it till you cum and clean up?

My older stepsister was lightly molested when we were both less than ten; she made me play doctor and strip ourselves and rub my dick on her in places. I was as ignorant as she was and we never went all the way, but my very first orgasm ever was with my dick stuck between her ass cheeks. Scared me and didn't jizz anything but hey, it's a story right

fuck off and die, LEA.

I'm male. I have been aroused since some of them are hot, but I feel for them because some get embarrassed.

>Was out with some friends like 8 years ago or something.
>Gf at the time comes over
>Said some creepy dude followed her into the toilets
>Tried to get her in a stall.
>He bolted because other girls saw him.
>I left the bar.
>Found him walking home over the bridge.
>Recognized him. (He'd been hovering around us all night.)
>Kicked the crap out of him.
>Next day.
>Turns out GF lied... (She did about a lot of things...)
>Weeks later.
>Heard that the guy was so scared that he moved.
>Never got a chance to apologize.
>Felt bad about that ever since...
>TL:DR Bitches be bitches

Cheat on my wife constantly. Doing so today after I fuck her.
Fucked my half sister.
Fucked my step sister.
Now working her 18 yr old daughter.
Pic related...me and half sister

How was she lightly molested? Details.

funny, guy

she took it into her muzzle during, i think she was weened too early.

Trips checked, also you need to green text this story

You know half sister is blood relation right? You from West Virginia or something? Half sister a slut? Post pics of 18yo

Nice...she swallow?

You have a tiny dick user

Some pedo mentor of hers made pit his dick on her and made her tug it and put it on her, all the shit she made me do, like he wasn't do anything wrong in his head if he wasn't penetrating anything or cumming. He's in jail for a long fuckin time though, and we each adjusted somewhat well enough growing up.

parents caught us kissing once, but never anything apocalyptic. I spied on her in the shower a few times as we got older too, but she shut it down when she came to realizations, and told me howshe was molested etc.

>Cheat on my wife constantly
nothing wrong w that

She is a dog, so of course. nothing better than waking up to man's best friend running her tongue over your saggy balls in the morning. (i took to sleeping nude pretty fast)

I dont always wipe

You like an itchy crusty ass? Unless you a female talking about pissy pussy. If so I cannot relate. Which is it?

Saved about 5 max cp images from here years ago. I think it was the edge factor, I'm not remotely attracted to kids and think it's disgusting I don't know what got into me. but I do like dark roleplaying with my boyfriend.

you'e emotionally maladjusted, it's pretty funny.

This isn't a dark secret or anything but I just wanted to share this lil tidbit about one of my sexual romps.

During sex I just want to wrap myself around my partner and never let go. Too bad I'm single and I've been too depressed to go out and meet anyone lately.

There was this one guy, he was older (50, I'm 23, but he was really fit and healthy, looked maybe early 40s with some grays).

So it's our first night meeting, I've already told him about my tendency to be clingy but he still wants me so I go for it. While we're going at it he asks me "do you love your daddy?" And my brain basically explodes.

So I stammered out a "yes I do," fucking so scared to actually say the words. I thought he was fucking with me. But then he growls in my ear "I want to hear you say it" sooooo my mind basically breaks at this point and I whisper to him how much I love my daddy and need him.

Fuck it was hot. My best sexual experience to date, sucks that he lives on the other side of the state like 5 hours away. I need him again so badly.

Would like to hear more about this

Actually I do quite well. You must have a tiny cock

We had a 12 year old perv move into our neighborhood when I was about 8. He had us all rubbing our bodies together within a few months. Turned out he was getting butt fucked by his 20 year old brother who lived next door. Pretty sure the 20 year old's wife was in on some of it, too. I'll type up some green texts if I'm not too lazy.

They only cry sexual harassment these days if there is some money to be made, otherwise it is quite enjoyable ;)

Female? If so post spread pussy you pervert.

What sort of roleplay?

Half sister is 16 yrs younger. Step sister is same age as I am. Been fucking them for 5 years now. 18 y/o saw pics I sent to her mom. Now texts me everyday

ummm no. We are not gay, faggot.

any pics of her tits?

Show spread beaver

If i believe hard enough that you're a female...

no no, biologically - nevermind, fuck

Any stories?

Femanon here buster. Umm yaa.. You have nothing to brag about. You really shouldn't post pics of that tiny thing. How do you even get it up knowing someone is looking at it? I'd be embarrassed if I were a guy and I was working with that. lulz

I'm trans, don't have a vagina. He was my first sexual experience in like a year lmao. I was terrified

Have you seen the daughter naked yet

kek. I too am just as confused.

um... gay. reallly gay

Not the guy you were responding to, but you gotta be a bit more subtle than this.
Spread out the same notion of a few posts, so it doesn't become so obvious that you are trying to wind him up.

you are crazy as well you fking moron ask questions first

If it helps I am actually pretty and not manly, lol

...

if you're a woman then I'm a nigger

and i live in maine, so...

This

Oh I'm not trolling. Just making an observation. And hes your average douchey loser so no I have no qualms about laying it all out on the table

Were that me you would be crippled or worse right now so count your blessings you did assault a pussym

kys

His dick looks average to slightly above average.
If that is small to you, you gotta start doing kegels.

About 12/13 at the time, Have this cute girl friend that's a little younger than me(around 10/11) that's into biting, slapping and spitting. not sure where she got these ideas but we'd fuck about a lot in her bed, ended up breaking her hymen with fingers, forced her to do some degrading shit then broke up with her. haven't had a "Real" girlfriend since. regret some of those things now.

Like ddlg with a fucked up edge. No shame about what goes on with consenting adult relationships. Just that shit I did years ago. I think I got desensitised to most porn pretty early and my first memory of anything sexual ( at least when I was old enough to know how to masturbate) was an abuse scene in one of those depressing childhood type of novels. So i guess that had some effect. But fuck I'm not a pedo. It's so confusing

Sent this pic

Don't feel bad, sometimes I feel like I'm a pedo enabler for being into ddlg/daddy kink. I look pretty young too.

lol. I only date polish guys sooo. Maybe I'm biased. And I'm quite healthy in all aspects in that department thank you very much :p

Hey, it's okay so long as it's recreation not procreation.

Bare your soul....and also your vagina.

Perfectly said

Huh, I didn't know polish guys having big dicks was a stereotype.
This captcha made me chuckle : Sector Chubb

This thread is filled with cancer. Sup Forums is a joke now

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Yeah man, fill it with cp and gore and nigger memes like the good ol days... Right.

When I was in high school we were out in the woods just exploring and shit. It was me, another guy, and a girl a grade level above us. We came across this homeless lady and her little set up. She was old and aged well beyond her years but she was kind to us. She laughed that she didn’t get many visitors. We chatted and talked about school and how she liked living in the woods because her family hated her.

For the next few months we went and visited her and once a week or so. We would bring her water and sandwiches and she would tell us stories about her adventures as a vagabond. It was some good shit to be honest. We started bring alcohol and we would just chill and drink together.

Then one day we walked into her camp and she didn’t answer when we called. We opened her tent and there she was, half dressed and not breathing. She had her shirt on but her pants were off.

I didn’t feel anything. I guess I just always assumed this was bound to happen. We stood there for a second and the girl said “You guys want to see her boobs?” Without hesitating even a second I said “Yeah, yeah I do.”

I crawled into the tent and lifted up her sweater and shirt. She wasn’t wearing a bra so it was easy. Her boobs were saggy and shriveled and cold.

That was the first time I ever touched a breast. I basically molested the corpse of a woman I had treated as a close friend. If I could go back and change one fucking thing about my life it would be that. I hate myself every time I think about it.

You know the rules sir

What happened to that finger?

Same, don't doubt it's an "in" for real pedos, but ultimately it's a harmless thing between adults to be kept very private because people will judge and assume like fuck
I cannot. I'm known on soc, r9k and pol to an extent. Don't want recognised and to have this on my online record

lol. Thats my new steamu name. And ya polish guys is where the proverbial "it" is at

Being drunk as shit didn't help, but that bitch was toxic. I agree though. Was easily avoidable.