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european football edition

today:

>european cup
monaco - dortmund (20:45 cest; first leg: 3-2)


tomorrow:

>uefa cup
schalke - ajax (21:05 cest, first leg: 0-2)

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First for Dortmund's promotion to the semi's.

goooooooooooooooooood merning

>tfw robbed but the whole world agrees for once

feels good

What was his problem?

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great, its snowing again

see

>Buyern vs refball
the worst anime betrayal

Nice free kick goal from van der Vaart for Midtjylland's reserves
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How can a player sink so low this quickly?

>van der fart
lmao xD

>agrees for once

To be fair, it's usually Buyern robbing other teams.

evil brazil was soooooooooo annoying yesterday

He's been out injured the whole spring season and this was his comeback, but he hasn't really been all that impressive when he's played.

meh. I think if the referee would've done no mistakes in the two matches there is a big chance that Real would've advanced anyway.

very glad that buyern lost desu schmesu.

@ToniKroos Thanks to all @fcbayern supporters who made it such a special night for my son!

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yeah, they were the better team but there's no need to ruin such a good match

>t. buyern customer

Bayern's away support is very good

lel no

Moin

Is there any German team with a bad away support?

salute

Hoffenheim

all the plastic ones (bar RBL)

will the shareholders advance today?

>LARPing as buyern hater
>sounding like a Unterschichtentrottel on purpose to make everybody hating on Buyern look like an idiot
>not buyern customer

sure...

we will have to wait and see

maybe

can't wait for bitter customer during the game tonight

atleast we still have the title race to entertain us after last night

sure thing.....

Reus is back so yes

I am a bitter customer but I always root for the German teams in european competition. Strangely, only shareholders seem to have a problem with that concept.

nah, relegation battle, the race for the EL spots and 2.Liga are more interesting

this

fuck off deluded customer

but I'm sweet :3

Hoffenheim, Wolfsburg, Leipzig, Augsburg...

>falling for the european cup meme

everyone but customers have problems with that concept. it's easy to graciously allow yourself to "root" for the underdog if you know that for the next hundred years and more you're the undisputed top dog

CUSTOMERS ARE STILL MAD LMAO

all these tears :'D

why does zidane always wear ties that are ugly as fuck and way too short?

BAZI FAGGOTS LITERALLY ON SUICIDE WATCH

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>get awarded benulty after a dive
>Vidlel sent off about two fouls too late
>Madrid socres off-side goal

>HURRDURR, such injustice! Ref was totally against us.

/cric/ rules /hoc/ drools

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*high fives you*

andnowkiss.jpg

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That NFL guy, Aaron Hernandez, has comitted suicide in prison.

He did nothing wrong and literally nobody cares.

who?

hmmmm....

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i agree.
but i think carlo ultimately has to give in and play kimmich, because i can absolutely not see """rudy""" as an anywhere near adequate replacement for lahm or alonso. i think this might fuck bayern over desu. süle is a fantastic buy tho. anything else we will see.

>wir sind beschissen worden
>im wahrsten sinne des wortes
fucking bavarians

Who Köln here?

nobody, I hope. Köln is probably in the bottom 10 German cities.

Reus to Buyern when?

reporting in

I think Buyern learned to stay away from Dortmund players by now.

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>Die Fußballer von Monaco mögen nicht böse sein – aber wenn es einen Fußball-Gott gibt, dann zieht der BVB heute Abend doch noch ins Halbfinale der Champions League ein. Die Mannschaft, die vergangene Woche Dienstag den Horror erleben musste, als drei Bomben neben ihrem Bus explodierten.

>Aus Sicherheitskreisen ist zu hören: Wären diese Bomben ein, zwei Sekunden eher gezündet worden – es hätte noch Schlimmeres passieren können als die schwere Armverletzung von Marc Bartra. Sichtlich geschockt und paralysiert verlor diese Mannschaft nicht einmal 24 Stunden später mit 2:3.

>Ich glaube, dass sich die Dortmunder ohne den Anschlag sportlich durchgesetzt hätten. Aber es gibt ja auch so noch das Rückspiel in Monaco, und ich bin sicher: Diesmal sind wir alle BVB-Fans – auch die Blauen und die Roten.
well well....

>Buyern learned
>anything
>ever

lel no

what a fuckface

hypocrites

I fucking hate dirtmund

t. Bremen fan

>STILL reporting about the bomb
man up you little faggots

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>Marcelo killed Neuer
revenge for the 1-7

who is this semen demon?

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>furries
ugh
UGH

>tfw too lazy to put on my summer wheels but can justify it with the weather
feels good man

aint life grand, huh?

>changing tires before may

user, didn't you know that april is the 'everything can, nothing has to' month of the year?

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>owning a car
dorftrottels pls

>being an ÖPNV cuck

Customer tears are so delicious. This was basically the last chance for Buyern to win the CL in the near future, now they'll have to go through a transitional period, where they'll have to replace Xabi Alonso, Lahm, Ribery and Robben.

They'll either splash the cash or cease competing at the top European level.

Kek
KEK

>monaco - dortmund
Aka "who cares about defense anway?

>hey user you can pick me up now :))
>cool, meet me at the Hbf, I'll be there in an hour if I catch the next bus
>ugh nevermind

This time Dortmund has an excuse since 3 goals are mandatory.

t. dorftrottel

can someone give me a quick rundown on Dortmund's current squad? Are Reus and Guerreiro fit again? Are they missing any key players? Didn't really follow Dortmund since they shat the bed in the title race.

Gotze Bartra and Schurrle are out
Rode doubt

>t. 29 y/o who still doesnt have a driving license

yes yes and no (except bartra obvs).

even sahin and bender played again against monaco and sahin also did play against frankfurt.

>terrorists try to murder you
>you have to play no 24 hours after this
>the other team shoots offside goal

does that mean Ginter will defend? if yes I hope Aubameyang and Reus have a good day because they'll have to score at least 5.

this can take up to many weeks. ptbs/ptsd is possible.
still monaco got ref luck, this is seriously insane.
dortmund got fucked by the refs the last years in important games, especially versus buyern and now this.

>Monaco isn't a great team right now that could beat BVB without luck

Sokratis and Bender would be an option too

it is 50:50 with dortmund maybe little bit ahead, but you can't deny the influence of the ref and for sure the fact that the players survived a terror attack.
if the bombs exploded 1 second earlier there would have been dead or at least heavily injured people.

>tfw dislike Dortmund since Kult Kloppo left but Guerreiro seems like such a nice guy