I am a 27 years old Ukrainian and a virgin

I am a 27 years old Ukrainian and a virgin.
I must be a loser, right?

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Wanna fuck?

U gay?

just fuck a pig like every other Ukrainian

Hi, Ukrainian here too. wanna fuck?

I'm straight male
but I am bicurious

>Ukrainian
Пoшeл нaхyй, Бaндepa eбaный

>I'm straight male
>I want to fuck a guy

You know, when you call a file "UK Army," most people don't think Ukraine. UK is Britain. Maybe Ukr?

Traps aren't gay

These are western troops supporting the fascist government of Ukraine.
That's obvious.
Ukrainian women do not have blonde hair like that.

World doesn't revolve around fucking OP.

You never answered the question
Wanna fuck?

but u can see the ukrainian flag on their uniforms

> Quack-a-molestation.

They actually have blonde hair, idiot

Are you a dude though?

>Ukrainian women do not have blonde hair like that

How fucking stupid are you?

Yeah
Do you really care if you're gonna have sex for once

Not really. I'm just trying to expose the bullshit belief some of the Sup Forums'ers have as if Ukie grills are either easy and/or attractive. Neither of the above claims relate in any way to the reality of being a woman in an impoverished nation such as Ukraine.

Getting women is relatively easy
Maybe we can make it a 3 way

No but I do know the ancient Chinese technique Sukki Sukki 5 dolla

OK. So how are you gonna go about it doing this?
Are you by chance a scholar of an ancient Mayan art of telepathy and teleportation?

It's Mayan now. I changed my mind.

Nope
But I can suck a mean dick

wear that helmet the right way, fuckin retard

You wanna suck and fuck or play mind games
Because we can do both ;)

lel

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Where do you live?

Only if they dye it that way.

lmao, how the fuck do you be a virgin in Eastern Europe after 17-18?

I lost my virginity to some Namibian tourist slut that came to Croatia when I was 15.

Ukrainian models are unreal

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Are potato-faced monstrosities popular here on Sup Forums?

Not ukranian, but I think being a western tourist an being a local are different things.
Women are cunts. They prefer to willingly offer their pussies to travellers, foreigners etc,
Traitors of their race.
We must destroy feminism and re-establish traditional patriarchy, before its too late.

>feminism
If women are naturally predisposed to being sluts, what difference does it make whether you have feminism or not?

yeah, total ugos

Stop trying to be funny, you're not.

Wouldn't bang.
No wonder I'm still a virgin.
Ukie gals are the ugliest creatures on the planet.

Racist much?

>unreal

Yes.

Saw a doco on the Ukraine, women outnumber men 10 to 1.

How can you NOT get laid?

Probably because that is a total lie.

"glory to Ukraine"

Keks

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People having to announce they hate women every minute isn't much better. People that even use the word "feminism" on Sup Forums have an agenda beyond what they are most of the time saying.

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Not necessarily, but there's a good chance

surprised a Russian hasn't fucked you like the rest of your shithole, faggot nation. you'll be under mother Russia soon.

>Ukrainian
>virgin

are you difform or something ?

>never been to eastern europe

our now pro-russian "leader" poroshenko had a deal w/ putin
meaning: he doesn't have to invade the entire country since ukraine is already a puppet-state of Russia

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she clearly looks mongoloid

shes fucking perfect

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shooped

You're just a liar and/or a faggot, is all

not that there's anything wrong with that

she usually has a giant dragon tattoo on her snatch
it's gone now

Not enough context to call you a loser. I'm not familiar with Ukrainian women but getting laid isn't that hard in the U.S. It's mainly a numbers game if you try someone will bite. Usually the hard part is putting up with a woman's shit long enough to fuck. Typically doesn't take that long but it's still difficult. The stressful put is finding someone to be in a relationship with not someone to fuck.

Are you from Ukraine?

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I am american. I want to fuck ukranian young pussy. I have lots of money from life insurance and would like to help you help me fuck those girls and in return I help you lose virginity to some bimbo you would never have fucked without money.

The one hardcore shoot she's done...omg.

Where in Ukraine are you located. I will be in a few cities, Kryvyi Rih, Ovruch, Dubno, Odessa and Kiev in the spring.

Join vk. Join groups in vk that you are interested in. Search girls by city or age. Talk to girls. Fly over there and fuck them stupid.

Her porn name is Emily Bloom.

Zaporizhzhya.

>Zaporizhzhya
looks like I'll be 80km or so from you. Have you been to Kryvyi Rih?

Я тaк cильнo yдapив, хтo б мeнe нe витягнyв, вiн бyв кopoнoвaний кopoлeм Apтypoм

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Yup you're a loser. Go find a country with a history.

Swap kik's
No wonder you don't get laid

Says the Americuck.

>Swap kik's
Maybe. This is Sup Forums after all. I really don't want a bunch of horse cock spammed to my kik account. It's also the name of all my accounts across the web. Me visiting Sup Forums could be bad for my career.

I'm visiting Ukraine to see some friends and to visit my Uncle's childhood home in Dubno.

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I meant OP
Swap kik with the Ukraine person to fuck user

Women that fight for their county turn me on so much. Women that will not fight for country are worthless.

I am a guy. I don't even like traps.

THIS.

You can still like traps and not be gay. It really comes down to whether or not the penis is feminine.

"Feminine" refers not just to literal females but to anything that possesses or is imagined to possess stereotypically female qualities. a man can be feminine or strike a feminine pose. various cultures attribute "femininity" to obviously genderless features of the natural world, like the moon or the soil (ancient chinese identified the ground as feminine with a masculine sky above). there are feminine rhymes in poetry. if an abstract linguistic pattern can be feminine, why not a penis?

For example, a slender, smooth penis, contrasted with a blunt and veiny member. a graceful penis. a receptive penis that does not aggressively penetrate but rather allows itself to be engulfed. and isn't dribbling semen reminiscent of a breast's warm milk? a nurturing penis, a penis like a doting mother.

A feminine penis.

Jesus you're picky
No wonder you don't get laid

I was a kissless virgin at 22, got a gf kissed broke up and fucked a slut
I wasn't picky about who to go with

It's still liking dick though

I'm not a kissless virgin. I just saw he was from ukraine. I'll be there and want to know more of what to do.

I never said you were kissless
I said you're picky, real bad listener too
You litteraly are getting a free sex offer and you pass it up

Let's see your cock OP