You wake up in Medellin

>You wake up in Medellin

looks dirty

*buys lots of cocaine*

I'd rather wake up on the coast of Cartagena if you catch my drift

Colombians pronounce Medellín as "Me'ellín'

Do they use "vos" in Medellín?

>>You wake up

>get shot

yes, along with "usted"

Start working so I can send money to my family

Also fuck parceritas

I ask for help to get to the nearest Mexican consulate or a ride to Bogota to get out of this hellhole.

A venezuelan family started selling arepas next to my house, really good shit

Is this a good city for Muricunts?

Eat one pavellon

a lot, there is one place called parque lleras and it's basically a gringo colony

looks far better than any city in russia

How are Brits treated in Colombia?

I would kill myself If I could not take a bus back to the coffee region.

>sell 10 tons of cocaine

like regular gringos

so you're staying?

Well, close enough.

reminder that Escobar lost $2.1 billion each year due to rats eating money in storage

wake up in congolombian
kill myself

too much cash that he could't wash, what a waste when you think about it

>congolombian asks me , where are you from?
>Spain
>get shot

The coffee region is neither paisa not Antioquia. NOT ANYMORE!

It's not as shit either!

nor

>too much cash that he could't wash
if he was so smart but how come he didn't just buy enough washing machines?

Don't be ashamed of your roots my paisa brother, you're as great as us, we look at cafeteros as equals

Then, ima gotta make you sleep, kidnap you and make sure you wake up there so you'll honor your words.

Hell, wish you just killed yourself since you're disgusting.